My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 89

Holy Shit! The Garbage King Finally Started the Main Storyline!

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[The Savior of Rationality]: He's appeared! A figure comparable to Caesar has finally appeared! Kids, our anime watching is saved!

[The Ark Succubus]: No, why? Why can't I be a eroge character? This isn't fair!

After a new "butter guy" appeared, everyone was filled with Mo Wang, jealousy, and resentment.

If it were anyone else, it wouldn't matter, but the thought that this guy who went to the other world was actually themselves made the group of Mo Wang even more jealous.

Why can't this good thing be him? What, you're saying that after Remembrance transfer, it's basically all the same, since it's all the same person anyway?

This is definitely different! After all, how can you endure hardship on your own?

Even if it's all myself, it should still be the other versions of myself that come.

[A lazy bum among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: Sigh, the legendary "butter guy," I'm so envious. Are you already overflowing with girlfriends, and your "little brother" is always slumped over?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: What? My story hasn't even started yet! My Chikupu hasn't even given me a power-up.

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Also, all the big shots who say they envy me, do you like getting beaten up by your childhood sweetheart, the tsundere little devil, every day?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Also, they have to give me a thousand dollars every day, which is one of my few allowances!

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: That bastard! If it weren't for the rules of this world that only Arimon can decide the winner, I would definitely slap her twice!

Regarding a trainer's tearful accusation against his childhood sweetheart, Mo Wang responded as follows:

"Tsk! As expected, this bastard should be killed."

Just thinking about that Yugi, with over sixty different beautiful girls, and even his partner being the legendary strongest pet who could play Yugi with him, made Mo Wang's scalp tingle with jealousy.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: You should be grateful. It's already good enough that they didn't throw you into the real Pokemon world, or some other pet world.

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: It's not about doing what the chosen child does, then you're considered successful.

[The Ark Succubus]: But this Yugi is really exciting. The last chapter was so exhilarating. Well, not the erotic parts.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Ahem, as for eroge and such, let's talk about that later. We'll send us the resources once our partner awakens.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Speaking of which, who's that other newcomer? Could it be that they're also going to some kind of not-so-good Yugi?

[A Lazybones Among Eight Million Warriors in a Certain Dungeon]: You can tell which world I'm from just by my name, right? There are already eight million warriors!

[The Ark Succubus]: Heh, a dungeon crawler, huh? I can't believe this thing is still chasing me after all this time I've quit!

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Speaking of which, what were we playing with our Dungeon Fighter Online accounts back then?

[The Ark Succubus]: I remember, we had five accounts in total, and they were all Ghostblade.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: The Ghostblade is alright, right? He's strong enough, and he's really cool.

[The Ark Succubus]: Hehe, you'll know you're wrong when you pick the Blind Monk.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Holy crap! Wait! Dude, you didn't choose the Blind Monk, did you?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: I remember that after Asura changes jobs, he becomes the Heavenly Emperor, which seems pretty strong, right? He seems to be the ceiling of the male Ghost Knight class.

[The Ark Succubus]: But you can't escape the fact that you're Blind Monk. Being strong is a matter of one version, but being cool is a matter of a lifetime, okay!

[A casual player among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: Uh, actually, I don't think I even chose a class. How should I put it? In the real world, it seems like you can learn any skill at the same time. By the way, Asura don't have to forcibly give up their eyes; anyway, after learning the ability to sense air currents from GSD, I can feel fluctuations.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Huh? All-elemental Ghostblade?! That's that powerful? If it really followed the Yugi's storyline, wouldn't you be invincible?

[A casual player among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: What the hell are you talking about? This place is a total rip-off! Upgrading equipment is like gambling with your life. Do you know how many of my main weapons broke last week? I almost went broke just from upgrading them!

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Uh, the evil enhancement, huh? How pathetic.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Upgrading equipment? Isn't that commonplace? I remember when I was farming Holy Relic in Teyvat, that was pure despair. I farmed for three months and didn't even get a decent crit headpiece!

[The Ark Succubus]: You're farming for stats, huh? Sigh, I know. I saved up so many enhancement stones, and they were all gone in a day. I haven't even enhanced much of NIKKE's equipment.

Mo Wang, who was lying in bed at the moment, was happily looking at the chat content on his phone.

Sigh, even though he's an old hand at this, at least he doesn't have to think about how to get enhancement modifiers anymore, right?

What are you laughing at?

Just then, Kiana, who was lying in Mo Wang's arms, opened her eyes at some point and stared curiously at Mo Wang's phone.

"Huh? Kiana, you, you're awake?"

Mo Wang was startled by Kiana and almost dropped his phone.

"How could I not wake up when you were laughing so loudly?"

Kiana grumbled in dissatisfaction.

"Is that so? I'm really sorry."

Mo Wang stared at Kiana, and for some reason, he started to laugh.

"What are you doing? Why are you staring at me like that..."

Kiana blushed immediately when Mo Wang stared at her, and couldn't help but scold him coquettishly.

"It's nothing, I just think you look even better than yesterday. I never expected you to be so bold."

"What are you saying? I... I've already forgotten!"

Just thinking about the madness of last night and the mess around her made Kiana want to disappear into the ground.

"No, I'm not talking to you anymore! I'm starving, I'm going to go now..."

Just as Kiana was about to get out of bed, Kiana couldn't help but cry out in pain.

"What's wrong?"

Upon seeing Kiana's appearance, Mo Wang quickly asked.

"Ouch, it hurts so much! I can't stand up."

At this moment, Kiana was on the verge of tears, clutching her lower body and unable to move at all.

"You idiot, I told you not to be so ruthless."

Mo Wang was speechless when he saw Kiana's condition. Yesterday's events had reached a point where even Valkyrie's constitution couldn't withstand it.

"You can just lie down and relax. I'll go make you some food."

Mo Wang stood up from the bed as he spoke.

"You can cook?"

Upon hearing that Mo Wang actually possessed this skill, Kiana instinctively covered her mouth.

"What's so surprising? I can't just eat at restaurants or order takeout Tenten. You know, I'm a master chef, okay?"

Mo Wang complained as he walked toward the kitchen, one of the few remaining intact rooms in the room.

Seeing Mo Wang so focused on cooking, Kiana couldn't help but laugh.

After last night, the relationship between the two suddenly became warm and cozy.

While cooking, Mo Wang couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

Now that he's Kiana's boyfriend, it's time to start planning what's to come.

We need to make plans in advance regarding Otto and Kevin.

Chapter 123 Oh my god! The Trash King has finally started the main storyline.

Outside a planet covered in ice and snow, something truly astonishing is unfolding.

A railway Astral Express suddenly appeared in outer space without any tracks.

Such a scene, full of science fiction and contradictions, is perhaps a unique spectacle in this world?

"Hey! You idiot, don't spit it out! I just cleaned the floor!"

At this moment, on the Stellar Train, the Conductor Pom-Pom, who looked like a long-eared rabbit, saw Mo Wang looking like he was about to vomit and began to loudly stop him.

"I, I'll try my best... Damn it, I didn't expect this time travel to feel like this? No, I'm really carsick!"

Mo Wang, suppressing the urge to vomit, spoke to Pom-Pom in front of him.

"Seriously? I've never heard of getting carsick in space? Don't throw up! You're making me a little..."

"You two! Get to the toilet right now! Don't you dare throw up here!"

Seeing that March 7th next to her also looked like she was about to vomit, Pom-Pom was on the verge of a breakdown.

Why do I always encounter such bizarre things when I travel through time?

"Cough cough, it's alright! I feel much better now. Cough cough, if I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have been watching videos in the car."

Mo Wang looked like he was about to collapse, leaning back in his chair, but Pom-Pom still looked at Mo Wang suspiciously.

He had a feeling that this guy was going to throw up again later.

"Sigh, I don't even know what to say to you. Tell me, how long have you been on the Astral Express? And you still get carsick because of something like this? Hmph, for me, this kind of thing is no problem at all."

Seeing Mo Wang slumped to one side, March 7th immediately raised his nose and said to Mo Wang with a smug look.

"No way? I heard that every time you shuttle between stations, you don't stay in your seat properly and end up falling down every time? You even manage to create a pile of ice, making the Conductor mop the floor for ages every time?"

"You still do such childish things every time, March. You really are like a little kid."

"Cough cough cough, those were all accidents! Besides, I'm so young, I'm a girl! I'm eighteen this year!"

March 7th retorted defiantly to Mo Wang.

"Hehehe, really eighteen? I'd believe you even if you multiplied your age by ten. Auntie March 7th!"

"Alright, alright, you two stop arguing. We've finally arrived at our destination, so calm down for a bit."

Seeing that the two clowns on the Astral Express were about to start arguing, Old Yang, unable to bear it any longer, had no choice but to stand up from his seat at the back and stop them.

"You two have been together for several months now, why are you still acting so bickering?"

Old Yang couldn't help but sigh.

"It's all his fault! Humph! How dare he question my age! Doesn't he know how outrageous that is?!"

March 7th glared fiercely at Mo Wang Wangdao.

"Uh... did I call you something wrong? After all, I'm still a three-month-old baby. Is it too much to call you 'Auntie'?"

Mo Wang retorted at this moment.

"What do you mean by three months old?"

Even Old Yang couldn't help but complain when he heard Mo Wang's words.

If he didn't actually know this guy, he probably would have believed this person's nonsense!

Let's leave March 7th out; after all, it's perfectly normal for young girls to do that.

But Mo Wang about you!

Although he didn't know how this guy got here, or even got on the space station, and was much younger than he remembered, saying that you're only three months old was really too much, wasn't it?

However, after thinking for a long time, Old Yang still couldn't figure out how to say a few words to Mo Wang.

After all, in his impression, every Mo Wang was like this: they wouldn't stop until they had turned the world upside down.

He'd gotten used to it by now. This Mo Wang's personality, well, it wasn't even the worst he'd ever seen...

"Mo Wang, March 7th. Now that you've become Nameless, you should be more mature and composed."

After thinking for a long time, Old Yang finally managed to squeeze out this sentence.

"Hey, did you hear that? Be more composed. Can't you be as mature and steady as Uncle Yang?"

At this moment, March 7th said to Mo Wang triumphantly.

"Yes, yes, if I were like Uncle Yang, over a hundred years old and still taking care of a child, I would be mature and steady too, right?"

Mo Wang said at this point that he was still a young man, and it was impossible to expect him to be as mature and steady as an old man.

"Huh? Uncle Yang... is he over a hundred years old? He even has children? Uncle Yang, are you married?"

Upon hearing Mo Wang's words, March 7th immediately showed a curious expression.

This was the first time she had ever heard of Old Yang's age and family situation.

"Otherwise what? Speaking of which, Uncle Yang is now considered to be skipping work while still employed. He's left his children in the care of his boss."

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