The Hottest Pokémon Trainer? What the Heck Is an "Alymon"?

"Fans? Idols?"

Kiana narrowed her eyes, her blush deepening, and the beer can in her hand creaked as she gripped it. "Don't try to fool me! You just called me a pretty girl, and now you're saying I'm a fan? Do you think I'm stupid?!"

"No, I'm not kidding you!"

Mo Wang felt that the more he explained, the more confused he became, and his heart pounded. "Listen to me, let's both calm down now. Put down the wine jug first, and we'll have a proper talk..."

"What are you talking about!"

Kiana slammed her hand on the table, stood up abruptly, and stared down at Mo Wang. "Didn't you just say you liked me? Fine, I'll give you a chance today! From now on, I'm your girlfriend! You can't back out!"

"Ah?!"

Mo Wang was completely stunned, his mind went blank. He opened his mouth, about to say something, but Kiana grabbed his collar.

"What? You don't want to?"

Kiana narrowed her eyes, a hint of threat in her voice, "Or do you think I'm not good enough for you?"

"No, no! How could I dare!"

Mo Wang quickly waved his hand, a wave of panic washing over him. "I just feel... this is all too sudden. Shouldn't we reconsider?"

"What's there to consider!"

Kiana interrupted him abruptly, her tone firm and unwavering, "I'm a woman of my word! From this moment on, you're my boyfriend! No arguments allowed!"

Mo Wang rendered speechless by Kiana's imposing aura, feeling a sense of helplessness. He glanced at Kiana's flushed cheeks and dazed eyes, realizing she was probably drunk and would likely forget everything she said tomorrow. So he sighed and went along with her, saying, "Fine, fine, whatever you say, I'll listen to you, okay?"

"That's more like it!"

Kiana nodded in satisfaction, released Mo Wang's collar, and then plopped back down on the sofa, slumping down and muttering, "Hmph, you're smart... You've hit the jackpot with how beautiful I am..."

Mo Wang looked at Kiana's drunken state and felt a mix of amusement and exasperation. He shook his head and was about to get up to pour her a glass of water when Kiana suddenly stood up again and pushed him to the ground.

"Hey! Kiana, what are you doing!"

Mo Wang was startled by this sudden action. He tried to struggle to get up, but Kiana pinned him down.

"Don't move!"

Kiana placed her hands on Mo Wang's shoulders, looking down at him with a hint of dazedness and domineering in her Kamisato. "Now that you're my boyfriend, I'll have to teach you a lesson! You're not allowed to flirt with other girls anymore, you hear me!"

"When did I ever flirt with other girls?"

Mo Wang looked helpless, inwardly groaning. Why is this girl so difficult to deal with when she's drunk?!

"Hmph, don't think I don't know!"

Kiana narrowed her eyes, a hint of jealousy in her voice, "I saw you chatting so happily with Anna today! Don't do that again, or I'll... I'll..."

"What will you do?"

Mo Wang asked instinctively.

I'll bite you!

After Kiana finished speaking, she actually lowered her head and gently bit Mo Wang's shoulder.

"Hiss--"

Mo Wang gasped, speechless. Was this girl really drunk or just pretending? And why was she biting?!

"Hey, Kiana, calm down! Let's talk this out, don't get physical..."

Mo Wang tried to push Kiana away, but found that the girl was incredibly strong and he couldn't move her at all.

"Don't move!"

Kiana raised her head, a hint of threat in her Kamisato, "If you move again, I'll bite you!"

Mo Wang froze, feeling utterly helpless. He sighed, resigned himself to his fate, and lay down on the ground, letting Kiana lie on top of him. He silently prayed that the girl would sober up quickly, otherwise he probably wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.

However, Kiana doesn't seem to have any intention of letting him go.

"Hehehe, now that you're my boyfriend, it's normal for you to do some strange things, right?"

At that moment, Kiana revealed an evil smile to Mo Wang.

"Calm down! Don't! You'll regret this tomorrow!"

However, before Mo Wang could finish speaking, Kiana kissed Mo Wang directly.

The alcohol, mixed with a hint of sweetness, completely shattered Mo Wang's will to resist.

At this moment, Mo Wang couldn't help but shed tears of regret.

I never imagined that one day Kiana would rape me...

The following scenes will be explained by two well-known Pokemon:

"Onix, use the passive skill Harden and use Iron Tail to attack!"

The Onix instantly activated its full defensive power, becoming as hard as steel, and charged towards the Cloyster in front of it!

But this attack only made the Cloyster tremble slightly.

As time went on, the Onix's continuous thrashing grew louder and louder, clearly indicating that it was using all its strength, and the Cloyster opened its shell with a slight tremor.

Seeing that the Cloyster was about to collapse, it used "Water Gun Attack!"

The previously tightly closed Cloyster slightly opened, and a jet of water shot out, directly hitting Onix and soaking it! Onix, with its Harden buff, was completely unaffected by this damage!

Onix continued using "Tackle!" Onix leaped straight up and slammed into the open Cloyster!

The Cloyster used its "Withdraw," and instantly, the Onix, which was about to strike a vital spot, had its head trapped in the Cloyster's shell! The Onix then violently shook its body, trying to pry open the Cloyster's shell, and the tightly closed shell was slowly opened by the Onix's struggle!

Seeing that Onix was about to break free and its next move would definitely be an attack, Cloyster quickly used "Hydro Pump"!

The moment Onix broke free, a huge Hydro Pump into its body!

Onix withstood the attack and unleashed its full power with "Tackle!" Water splashed everywhere as Onix rammed into Cloyster's interior, crushing it with overwhelming force! Faced with this fatal blow, Cloyster emitted "Supersonic" in a final act of resistance!

Because victory was within reach! Steelix used "Double-Edge!" Under such a continuous offensive, Cloyster was completely rendered powerless by the Supersonic.

The length of this battle is unprecedented in the entire history of Pokemon battles.

When the battle ended, it was already noon on the second day.

While Onix defeated Cloyster, it also paid a heavy price.

Furthermore, Mo Wang's room, which served as the battleground, has already been one-third destroyed.

And Mo Wang that the bed that had been with him for several years, which ultimately perished completely.

This event, in the history of Honkai, is also known as the First Finality War.

Chapter 122 The Most Exciting Pokemon Trainer? And what the heck is Arimon?!

At noon, when the sun shone on Mo Wang's face, Mo Wang face was filled with melancholy.

His room looked as if it had been attacked by Godzilla; even Mo Wang's treasured Yugi was now destroyed.

Yesterday's fierce battle took a huge toll on him.

At that moment, Mo Wang lit a cigarette, and his whole demeanor resembled that of a sage.

Even though the room has become like this, Mo Wang felt an indescribable joy when he saw Kiana lying next to him like a little kitten.

He was even a little smug while he was happy.

Last night, his buddies were mocking him for not being able to find a girlfriend, but what do they say about him today?

He's even got his hands on the first female lead from Honkai!

Well, how should I put it? It really does have some negative effects on the body.

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't talking about his kidneys. It's just that Kiana was a bit too rough last night, and he even has a lot of bruises on his body.

But to be fair, wouldn't you say he's gone from Kiana to a grass worm?

At this point, Mo Wang immediately set the cigarette in his hand on fire, turning it to ashes, and then picked up his phone to start showing off.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: I heard some people say I'll never find a partner, but I don't believe it. Sigh, I didn't expect that just last night would make me not only no longer single, but also a virgin. We can't have fun together anymore. [Image: After a great night, my girlfriend is sleeping like a kitten (JPG)]

[The Blonde from Teyvat]:????

[The Savior of Rationality]:?????

[The Video Store Owner]:?????

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Dude, what did you do? How come Kiana is suddenly in your bed?

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Damn it, what exactly did you do last night without telling everyone?

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Is this for real? It must be fake! I don't believe it, this is impossible! Kiana must be playing a prank on you, right? Tell me now!

[The Strongest Demon King]: Wow, that fast?

[The Ark Succubus]: Bro, let's share Remembrance, really.

[A player aspiring to be a poker king]: Boss! I wish you good health! You're not allowed to be single! You're not allowed to!

[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: Uh, I saw another version of myself get out of being single... So, does this mean I'm single too? Damn, I'm so envious!

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Sigh, to be honest, it wasn't me who initiated things yesterday. I really didn't expect it to turn out like this. Actually, all we guys are really obsessed with is finding a relationship, right? How did it all come to this? But speaking of which, brothers, we should take this as a warning. Valkyrie's physical abilities are too strong; it's both physically and financially damaging.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Someone, kill this guy! He's totally showing off in front of me!

[The Strongest Demon King]: So it was actually a girl who initiated it? But you're exhausted after just one night? You're so pathetic. You need to train more.

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: I'm a little confused, is this the bus to kindergarten? Let go of me, I want to get off!!

[The Ark Succubus]: Burp, thanks bro, I'm full now.

Looking at the messages in the group, Mo Wang couldn't help but want to say a few more words.

All I can say is that the greatest joy of being single isn't dating a girlfriend, but rather showing off to your single friends in online groups (don't ask me how I know).

At this moment, Mo Wang was sending messages while pulling Kiana, who was standing next to him, closer to his arms.

"Eek~"

Kiana murmured softly, without even opening her eyes, and instinctively hugged Mo Wang.

That soft touch made Little Mo Wang feel like he was about to stand up again.

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Did you find a girlfriend, bro? Teach me! I want to be popular too!

[A lazy bum among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: Hmph, just a girlfriend, I'm not envious at all. (JPG with glasses)

Just as Mo Wang to turn off his phone and get some sleep, two unfamiliar names suddenly appeared in his field of vision.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: What's going on? Another new player? Am I seeing things?

[The Strongest Demon King]: You read that right, he really is a newbie...

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: (Nani Jpg) When did this happen?

[The Ark Succubus]: Actually, it was just... about ten minutes before you arrived. We were just about to ask the newbie where they were from.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: The most exciting Pokemon trainer? Who is it? Ash?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: No way! If I were Ash, I'd be catching a legendary Pokémon with my bare hands right now!

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Who could it be? It can't be Red, can it?

At this point, Mo Wang Mo Wang fans had no idea who the most exciting Pokemon trainer was, since it seemed that none of the main characters in the Yugi were particularly exciting.

When I used to play Pokemon, I felt like I could just keep killing and killing until I got through the main storyline.

What? You're saying there are no enemies you can't beat? You're kidding, the Sword God of Shili Slope, if you don't have a level advantage, you're not Mo Wang.

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Actually, there's something wrong with my title. I'm not actually in the Pokemon world, and my partner isn't a Pokemon, it's Arimon.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Huh?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: What the heck is Arimon? No, wait! Why does it feel so familiar?

[The Savior of Rationality]: Could it be...?

[The Video Store Owner]: Hey, what do you guys know? I don't think I know anything.

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Hey everyone, have you ever heard of... the title "H-rated Pokémon"?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Holy crap?! H-version Pokemon are you envious of?!