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Chapter 93

Shut-In Old Yang Was About to Go Online.

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Some of their destinies were things they had never even heard of.

"No, are you collecting stamps with me? You've filled up all these destinies, haven't you?"

Sampo, who was standing to the side, couldn't hold back any longer.

This was the first time in his life he had ever seen someone with so many destinies crammed into their body.

If the Aeon were to look down on you, wouldn't it be like a meeting?

A bunch of Aeon could play mahjong inside your body and still form several tables.

"Uncle Yang, what's going on? Can one person really hold so many destinies?"

At this moment, on March 7th, someone asked Old Yang, hoping he could give them an answer.

However, Old Yang said that he didn't know the answer to this question either!

This was the first time he had ever met someone whose destiny was being decided within their own body.

"Cough cough cough, this might be related to the Stellaron inside Mo Wang's body? That's the only explanation."

Old Yang scratched a handful of his hair, then said, "But it's not a big problem. People with multiple destinies are not uncommon in the universe. Even for us, we mainly follow the path of Trailblaze. Mo Wang's situation can only be described as having gone through too much at once. But just look at the longest path you've taken."

After thinking for a long time, this was the only explanation Old Yang could come up with. What else could he do?

Others usually have two or three posts, but suddenly there are more than ten. How does he know what's going on?

"Then, Mo Wang, which path has taken you the furthest from your current destiny?"

March 7th asked curiously.

"Uh, let me see. Lust?"

Mo Wang glanced at it, his expression a little strange.

"There's no such thing! You're a pervert!"

March 7th complained.

"So, it's one of four: Elation, the Hunt, Erudition, or Trailblaze."

Mo Wang shrugged, implying, "If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do, right?"

"So, my friend Sampo, are you interested in joining me in believing in the Almighty Aha?"

At that moment, Mo Wang walked up to Sampo and extended an invitation to him.

"Heh, heh heh heh."

For the first time, Sampo wanted to swear at Mo Wang's invitation.

Dude, do you know that the guy in front of you right now is a top contender in The Masked Fool? He's a seasoned Masked Fool.

You're telling me you have faith in Aha? That's ridiculous.

By the way, the word "all-powerful Aha" sounds really weird; it suddenly transforms him from a comedian into a terrorist.

"No, no, no. I think it's better for me to be without any faith right now."

Sampo quickly refused.

Thinking back, he used to be the one recruiting people, so how come he's the one being recruited by others now?

"Sigh, what a pity. I think you're quite happy, brother. If you joined us, you might immediately become the second-in-command of the Masked Fool."

Mo Wang said with a sigh.

Sampo: Thanks for the invitation. I'm in Jarilo. I've been working Masked Fool for many years; I don't need an invitation. By the way, I think if you really joined, that wicked woman wouldn't have anything to do with me anymore.

You are a true brother of Elation.

To be honest, seeing another person who seemed even Elation than himself suddenly appear in Belobog made Sampo really lose his composure.

Speaking of which, these people must be from the Stellar Train, right? When did they get a group of people like this on that train?

Mo Wang didn't know was that at this moment, he had already been labeled as extremely dangerous by a certain entertainer.

Rather, it's more accurate to say that those who choose the path of Elation, once they reach a certain point, will inevitably encounter danger.

If two Masked Fool were to clash, it would essentially be a battle of gods.

If you don't give people a big surprise, you can't really call yourself a Masked Fool.

But sadly... Sampo actually felt that he might not be able to defeat Mo Wang.

"Alright, enough of that. Speaking of which, Brother Sampo, do you know how to get to the city ahead? Could you show us the way?"

At this moment, March 7th asked Sampo.

"Well, leading the way is possible, but it seems a bit troublesome."

Sampo scratched his charred hair and said somewhat embarrassedly.

"What? What's the problem?"

March 7th couldn't help but ask.

"So... I think I've run into a little trouble in the city, and someone's chasing me."

Sampo shrugged helplessly.

"Look! There's a light over there! Go after it!"

Just then, a group of heavily armored soldiers appeared in the snow not far away and charged towards Mo Wang and his companions.

"Wow! Why are there so many people? Brother Sampo, is this what you meant by getting into a little trouble?"

On March 7th, he was stunned when he saw that group of heavily armored knights.

In the blink of an eye, the group of soldiers from Belobog blocked Mo Wang and his companions' path.

"Sampo! Let's see where you run this time!"

And at that moment, a young girl and a handsome young man were seen standing at the very front of the group.

Old Yang's expression upon seeing the girl was quite remarkable.

Chapter 126: The reclusive Old Yang is about to go online.

"Oh? It's Big Duck?"

Mo Wang's face lit up when he saw the gray-haired girl in military uniform in front of him. He was about to call out to her when he glanced at Bronya's chest and then gave her a look of disgust.

Sure enough, this one still can't be called Big Duck.

Compared to the Big Duck next door, this one seems to be only taller than Duck.

Hasn't her chest changed at all?

How to put it? If Spanish Duck is a pure loli, and Big Duck is already a mature beauty, then this one in front of us is probably somewhere in between, maybe... Medium Duck.

She looks to be around 18 years old.

Thinking of this, Mo Wang frowned, as if he had thought of something unbelievable.

It seems that in Spain, the Duck remained at 147 until the very end of the first season.

As a result, after five years, I became 165cm tall, growing more than ten centimeters taller and transforming into a mature beauty.

If we consider that girls generally stop growing taller around the age of 18, then Duck only took a year to grow more than ten centimeters taller.

Could it be that he directly used the power of Herrscher of Reason to construct a body for himself?

Honkai, isn't that amazing?

What? You're asking why she didn't mention Gepard, who was standing next to her?

Although he was his brother-in-law, given that this guy had always popped up when he drew cards in the past, and was almost at full power, Mo Wang simply chose to ignore him.

"Who are you guys?! What are you doing here?! What's your relationship with that Sampo guy?!"

At this moment, the soldiers of Belobog raised their weapons and pointed them at Mo Wang and his group. Judging from their aggressive demeanor, it was clear that they had no intention of having a proper conversation with them.

"Uh, is that you, Sampo? Is this someone you know?"

March 7th glanced at Sampo and gestured for him to hurry up and go with them.

However, Sampo looked around with a blank expression. "Sampo? Who is Sampo? Is there anyone here named Sampo?"

Old Sampo then retorted that they wanted to capture Sampo, not him, the bald chieftain. He added that he was practically strangers to Sampo now.

"Stop hiding, Sampo! Even if you turn to ashes, I'll still recognize you! Don't think you can get away with this!"

However, Gepard, who was standing next to him, said that even if Sampo had turned into Africa native, he would still recognize him.

With that outrageously shameless charisma, you couldn't find another person like him in the entire Belobog.

"No, Commander Gepard, you can still recognize him? Are you a dog?"

Sampo was stunned to see that Gepard could recognize him even in this situation. Was his aura really that outstanding?

"Wait, is this person... Sampo?"

However, what was even more unsettling was the incredulous expressions on the faces of those around Gepard after he recognized Sampo at a glance.

The strange guy in front of me, who was as black as a gorilla, had no decent clothes on his body, and even his hair was gone, was actually Sampo.

In the eyes of the surrounding soldiers, Sampo was a complete scoundrel.

But he usually dresses impeccably, while this guy in front of him, no matter how you look at him, has nothing to do with that man who's always dressed in expensive clothes.

Bronya frowned slightly, her gaze shifting between Sampo and Gepard, clearly perplexed by the situation. She gently raised her hand, signaling the soldiers to calm down, then turned to Gepard, her voice tinged with doubt. "Gepard, are you sure... this person is really Sampo? He looks... completely different from before."

Gepard crossed his arms and nodded with certainty. "Commander Bronya, I can swear on my rank that this guy is definitely Sampo. Although he looks like a savage who just crawled out of a mine, no one in all of Belobog can imitate his smug and cheeky demeanor."

The soldiers around Gepard stared in disbelief at his words. One couldn't help but mutter, "Commander Gepard, do you have some kind of special detector in your eyes? How can you recognize that?"

Another soldier chimed in, "Yeah, Sampo used to be a well-dressed conman, but now... he looks like he escaped from some primitive tribe."

Aside from complaining about their commander's bizarre Sampo identification device and Sampo's peculiar appearance, the soldiers of Belobog also began to feel a sense of respect for old Sampo.

After all, not everyone has the guts to burn themselves into this terrible state just to avoid being imprisoned for a few months, and then come out into this freezing cold without wearing any clothes.

It's quite an oddity that he didn't die.

Hearing the surrounding chatter, Sampo couldn't help but roll his eyes, spread his hands, and said helplessly, "Hey, what's wrong with you guys? I've already said I'm not Sampo, why won't you believe me? Besides, even if I were Sampo, you can't judge a book by its cover, can you? This is called... fashion! Don't you understand?"

The soldiers around Sampo rolled their eyes at his words. If this is what you call fashionable, then Belobog would be a native stronghold.

Seeing that no one believed him, Sampo then curled his lip and touched his bald head with feigned profundity. "You mortals simply don't understand my artistic pursuits. I call this 'returning to simplicity,' understand? Besides, look at my skin tone, how healthy! How sunny! Much better than you guys who hide in armor all day long."

Gepard scoffed, interrupting Sampo's self-aggrandizement. "Enough nonsense, Sampo. No matter what you look like, you're not escaping today. Tell me honestly, why are you here? And what's your relationship with these people?"

"This one~"

At this moment, Sampo glanced at March 7th and Mo Wang beside him, and suddenly hugged Mo Wang's leg and started wailing.

"Commander Gepard, these are all my family members! If it weren't for them, I would be dead here!"

"What the heck?"

Seeing Sampo's utterly shameless behavior, not only Mo Wang, but everyone present was stunned.

"No, who's your family?! Don't talk nonsense. We've only known each other for less than half an hour. Don't touch me! I'm warning you, watch out or I'll hit you!"

Mo Wang looked at Sampo, who was clinging to his leg, and immediately raised his hand to threaten him.

"Hey, hey, don't try to claim kinship with people like that!"

Mo Wang tried to shake off Sampo with a look of disgust, but Sampo clung to his leg like a sticky piece of chewing gum, howling, "As the saying goes, meeting is fate. Since we're destined to meet, how can we not be family? Commander Gepard, you must see this clearly! These people are truly my family! If it weren't for them, I would have frozen to death in this freezing cold!"

To be honest, Sampo truly lives up to his reputation as a seasoned Elation- seeker; he's incredibly decisive in abandoning all morals.

At least, Mo Wang believes he can't do such a shameless attempt to claim kinship yet.

The surrounding soldiers watched this scene with speechless expressions. One couldn't help but mutter, "This guy's skin is probably thicker than the walls of Belobog!"

Bronya frowned, her gaze sweeping between Mo Wang and Sampo before she said coldly, "Whether you are his accomplices or not, since you are with him, you will come back to Belobog with us for investigation."

"Etc!"

Upon hearing this, Mo Wang immediately panicked, "We're innocent! We've only just met this guy, we don't even know his name! Arrest him if you want, don't drag us into it!"

"That's right!"

March 7th quickly chimed in, "We were just passing by, we have nothing to do with this dark-skinned guy!"

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