I Have a Bold Idea

She turned around, pulled out a piece of paper, slapped it on the table, and read aloud, "Looking back on my high school life, I've summarized the following points."

"Dot dot dot dot dot dot."

"...?"

That's it? Hikigaya realized what was happening and let out a "pfft" laugh.

However...

"Um?"

In the short time it took Shizuka Hiratsuka to turn her head, Shuya had already disappeared from the chair.

"That bastard!"

Then, in Hikigaya Shizuka Hiratsuka disappear from the chair.

"???"

After a distant sound of fighting, Shuya herded back to the staff room.

Shuya said with delight, "Hmph, you actually remembered I was changing my shoes, you Gorilla have evolved too."

"You really are..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka seemed unable to handle Shuya's free-spirited nature, and could only threaten, "Anyway, you have to submit a new one tomorrow, or I'll go find your mother."

"Have you had enough?"

Shuya said angrily.

"Um?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka took out her phone.

"I'll hand it over, I'll hand it over to your mother, okay?"

Shuya looked gloomy.

"Alright, I'll wait. Now come with me."

After Shizuka Hiratsuka finished speaking decisively, she turned around and told the two of them to follow her.

"?"

Where to?

Hikigaya and Shuya Shizuka Hiratsuka started walking together.

She kept a close eye on Shuya let him run away.

Shuya checked the time and, seeing that it was still early, decided not to run away.

He followed the Gorilla from the teaching building to the Special Building.

This is community property.

Shizuka Hiratsuka led them to a classroom and opened the door directly.

Yukino sat by the window reading a book; her figure, bathed in sunlight, was beautifully ethereal.

So this is Yukino's club?

Shuya knew that she Shizuka Hiratsuka had started a club, but he never paid any attention to it.

This was his first time here.

"Teacher Hiratsuka, I think I did tell you to knock before coming in, right?"

Yukino noticed Shizuka Hiratsuka's arrival.

She also noticed Shuya, but immediately looked away as if he hadn't arrived.

Don't worry about it, don't worry about it.

Shizuka Hiratsuka gave a perfunctory reply.

They were very familiar with each other, so Shizuka Hiratsuka's attitude was too casual.

Yukino knew she wouldn't listen, so she turned her gaze to Hikigaya and asked, "And then? What do you mean by bringing Hikigaya- kun here?"

"You two know each other?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka was a little surprised.

I guess so.

Yukino didn't explain, she just nodded.

Shizuka Hiratsuka turned her gaze to Hikigaya, Shuya was also very curious about how the two of them got involved.

Hikigaya said, "Oh, when I enrolled, I saw a dog run into the road, so I went to save it, but Yukinoshita..."

"Ha ha."

Shuya could imagine how awkward that would be.

Trying to save the dog but ending up being the one being saved instead—how pathetic.

But people who can save small animals can't be bad people; he seems to be a kind-hearted autistic person.

"It's nothing."

Yukino didn't care.

With her abilities, saving someone wouldn't require any effort; it would be a piece of cake.

They didn't even reveal that she could use Strange Arts.

"Oh, I see."

Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't seem to care much, saying, "These two are hopefuls for joining the club."

"Wait, what does 'entering the department' mean?"

"No time, no interest, goodbye."

Hikigaya Shuya said at the same time.

"Rebuttal invalid."

Shizuka Hiratsuka waved her hand and said to Yukino, "As you know, they each have their own problems. I hope to help them correct their lonely and twisted personalities through the activities of this club. This is my request."

Yukino closed her book, looked at the two of them with their arms crossed, and said, "I refuse. Hikigaya's gaze and Inoue's behavior make me physically uncomfortable."

Hikigaya clicked his tongue and turned his gaze away, clearly thinking to himself.

"Wait, what department is this?"

Shuya, used to Yukino's sharp tongue, asked casually.

"This is the Service Club."

Seeing that Yukino didn't answer, Shizuka Hiratsuka started talking to herself.

"The... the Service Club?!"

Shuya and repeated the lesson.

Is it really that romantic?!

Haruno, your sister has started an incredible club!

In shock, his hand instinctively went to his belt.

Section 331, Chapter 314: I have a bold idea.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Shuya bulged on Yukino's forehead as she glared at Shuya, who was trying to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants.

"... No, isn't this the Service Club?"

Speaking of service, it's like that, right? Wearing a maid outfit or something and then... you know...

Shuya forced himself to remain calm. "I think it's better to respect your opinion."

"Don't worry, although I don't know why you chose this path, I will try to accept it and won't tell Haruno. I hope you can wake up in time. If you need anything, you can contact me."

Shuya understood very well that with Yukino's power, no one could force her, so she was clearly acting voluntarily. Considering her increasingly strange way of thinking as she grew older, it wasn't impossible for her to suddenly go down the wrong path.

He thought she was the heroine of a light novel, but it turns out she's the heroine of an adult game!

Shuya recalled the teaching methods he had seen for people with intellectual disabilities and knew that he couldn't just criticize her; he had to follow her line of thought to have any chance of communication.

He still hopes to help Yukino get back on the right path.

"..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka and Hikigaya had strange expressions on their faces.

Yukino understood what Shuya meant. She suppressed her anger and glared at him without saying a word.

Seeing her like this, Shuya, with his clever mind, quickly understood why.

He paused, stopping to unbuckle the belt.

Yukino's expression softened slightly.

Then Shuya and pulled out his wallet. "Fine, so it's not free after all. Since we're already here... how much are you asking?"

"Is she still an omega?"

"Can it be done?"

"... Could you reveal how many people you 'serve'?"

"Inoue! Osamu!"

In her rage, Yukino's hair turned white, and ice flowers condensed around her.

"Huh?!"

I never knew you were a superhuman!

Hikigaya was shocked.

Shizuka Hiratsuka instinctively shielded him, and the ice and snow around her melted away.

I had my suspicions before... but you really are a martial artist!

Hikigaya was surprised again.

"Huh?! They even have this kind of play?! Unbelievable!"

Shuya was completely unaffected; on the contrary, he was even more astonished.

I didn't expect you to be one of them... no, wait.

He seems to have been a martial artist since childhood.

Hikigaya recalled a news story he had seen before.

"Wait."

Yukino was about to explode, Shuya awkwardly spoke up to stop her.

"Judging from your reaction, I know I misunderstood. I knew Yukino- chan wasn't the type to do that kind of thing."

Shuya said ingratiatingly, "Please forgive me, I was wrong. I have an appointment with Mai- chan later, and I don't want to linger here too long."

"Heh, you were just asking me out this morning, and now you're asking Mai out again? What a crazy dog in heat."

Seeing his humble demeanor, Yukino reluctantly let him go.

She tossed her hair, and the surrounding temperature gradually returned to normal.

"Don't get me wrong, she asked me out first. Do you want to come along?"

"No need, I spent the whole day with her yesterday."