Pure, Unadulterated Madness!

April 26, sunny.

Remember to eat canned yellow peaches tomorrow.

April 27th, sunny.

Why eat canned yellow peaches?

Because I love to eat.

April 28th, light rain.

The message I wrote on the 27th was false; I don't like canned yellow peaches.

April 29th, sunny.

What I wrote yesterday was false.

Bai Ye kept writing down dates that hadn't yet arrived in a diary until the entry reached a month in advance.

He casually tossed the diary onto the table, then changed his clothes, pushed open the door, and walked out of the room. As he crossed the corridor, a woman in uniform came to his side.

"Ren... Speaker Bai, this is the canned food you ordered yesterday."

The woman handed him a can of yellow peaches. Bai Ye stroked his chin upon seeing this. "Did I say I wanted this?"

"You said that."

"I don't like canned yellow peaches, so next time I'll prepare canned hawthorn and send it over tomorrow morning," Bai Ye said, turning to leave.

Upon hearing this, the woman expressionlessly pulled out a bottle of hawthorn preserves from behind her back.

"Garrulous."

If there's anything peculiar about this newly appointed speaker of parliament, it's that he orders a can of food to be prepared for him every morning.

And it must be delivered the next morning.

Every time the canned food was delivered, Bai Ye would say that he didn't remember ordering it and ask for a different can.

Purely insane.

Having learned her lesson after being tricked by Bai Ye twice, the woman prepared a portion of each type of canned food this time.

Bai Ye remained silent for a moment upon seeing this, then reached out and took the can of hawthorn.

"Prepare Mixed Fruit Canned Food tomorrow."

Upon hearing this, the woman took out a can of food from behind her back. "Here, Mixed Fruit Canned Food."

Bai Ye and the woman locked eyes, and time seemed to stand still at that moment.

"Prepare a bowl of wontons tomorrow, with fourteen wontons in it. You eat ten, and leave four. Cut two of them in half."

"I'll eat the rest."

Ha?

On the other end, the cabinet.

A parliamentary speaker secretly met with Qin Leng, "Your Majesty."

"Get to the point."

"There are some issues with part of Bai Ye's resume. Would you mind taking a look?"

Qin Leng glanced up at him and said, "Just tell me."

The council speaker produced two documents. "First, his academic credentials. Bai Ye claims to be an orphan who has not received a proper education. So where did he get this resume from the National Defense University?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Leng put down his pen. "Who said he was an orphan?"

"Um... he said it himself."

"The recording of yesterday's parliamentary session is still available. You don't believe me?"

"No need. Bai Ye is the son of a comrade-in-arms from when I served in the Chinese army. I even visited him on the day he graduated from the National Defense University," Qin Leng said.

Ah?

The council speaker paused for a moment, looking at the information report in his hand, his mind racing with a thousand thoughts.

Is there anything else?

"No... that's all."

"Walk."

"...yes."

The speaker of parliament had just come out of the cabinet when he turned the corner and ran into Bai Ye.

At this moment, Bai Ye leaned against the wall with his arms crossed. "Good morning, Speaker Liu Tao."

"...morning."

"Why do you look like you're constipated? Did you eat too much Guanyin clay?" Bai Ye teased casually.

The Speaker's eyebrows twitched. "Chief Bai, it's been seven days since you joined the O5 Council."

"Regarding the Hand of the Serpent, the Chaos, the Book of Gods, and the new Heavenly Stems, there's a whole host of things waiting for you to do. Don't you think you should do something?"

Bai Ye said, "I've already been doing what you've said. Haven't you noticed?"

"I didn't realize that."

Bai Ye smiled faintly upon hearing this, then clapped his hands, and suddenly five men and five women walked out from around the corner.

"Look, the new Heavenly Stems."

The Speaker of Parliament turned to look at the ten people, and what he saw almost made him curse.

These so-called new Ten Heavenly Stems include both old and young people; the old ones are over 80 years old, while the young ones are estimated to be only fourteen or fifteen years old.

Moreover, these people are D-Class Personnel!

They hadn't even had time to take off their orange uniforms yet!

One of the old men smiled and said, "I never thought that at my age, I would be valued by the organization and become a pillar of it. I am truly honored."

The council speaker almost coughed up blood when he looked at the group of people in front of him. Was this guy really not sent by Chaos?

Are you kidding me?

Do you think I'm joking?

"These people can carry out the mission?!"

Why not?

"They are D-Class Personnel!"

What happened to the D-Class Personnel?

"You... okay, okay."

I'm watching to see how you bring down the Nine-Tailed Fox!

Your Majesty, when will you finally come to your senses?

The speaker of parliament shook his head as he walked away.

After he left, Bai Ye raised a small flag like a tour guide and led the ten people into the mild Containment Zone.

"Everyone, take a good look. This product is called β077: freshly squeezed orange juice."

"The organization went to great lengths to recover this; it's a bottle of orange juice that can never be finished."

"As the first stop on this tour, let's have some orange juice first. Everyone take your cups, there's one for everyone, so please don't fight over it."

The ten D-Class Personnel took their respective cups, and Bai Ye opened the containment chamber, took out orange juice, and began to fill them one by one.

"Alright, everyone can enjoy it now."

Everyone finished their orange juice in one gulp. At that moment, Bai Ye took out a photo from his pocket and handed it to the oldest man among them.

"Come on, look at the people up there."

The old man took the photo and examined it carefully. The photo showed a man with clown makeup on his face.

"Do you remember what he looks like?"

"I've got it."

The old man nodded vigorously.

Bai Ye smiled slightly. "Very good."

After saying that, Bai Ye suddenly reached out and pressed the old man's face down, slamming him directly into the metal wall!

Pfft!

Blood splattered everywhere as the old man's head exploded.

Bai Ye shook the blood off his hands and turned to look at the next person, who was already stunned in place.

Bai Ye took out another photo from his pocket with his blood-stained hands.

He was still a man with clown makeup on his face.

"Come on, look at him."

The man realized what was happening and quickly shook his head, "No..."

Bai Ye reached out and grabbed his hair, pressing the photo directly onto his face. "Actually, you don't need to remember it, just take a look."

With that, Bai Ye threw the photo aside and then broke the man's arm!

Click!

"Ugh!!!"

Bai Ye twisted his wrist and tore off his arm, then broke his legs, and the man died in the process.

Bai Ye then looked at the next person and took out another photo, a portrait of gambler Zhang Yuanqing.

However, the remaining eight people scattered and ran for their lives!