Shrek Academy: Each More Perverted Than the Last!

(Zhu Zhuqing beautiful picture)

Lin Jiang reached out and gripped the hilt of the knife.

A warm surge of energy flowed into his body through his palm, creating a subtle resonance with his Golden Dragon King martial soul.

"A god-tier carving knife..."

He turned it over to inspect it, the corners of his mouth curling upward.

Lin Jiang tucked the Golden Dragon Carving Knife into his storage ring and leaned back against his pillow.

"Things are getting more and more interesting."

The next day.

Ning Rongrong finally arrived at Shrek Academy.

It was called an academy, but the scene before her left her rooted to the spot.

A few dilapidated wooden huts, a crooked fence, and a wooden sign with peeling paint hanging at the entrance.

On it, the words "Shrek Academy" were scrawled in a crooked hand.

The academy was situated in a small village with only a hundred households.

A sparse crowd gathered at the village entrance, consisting of students signing up and the parents accompanying them.

Ning Rongrong's mouth twitched.

Isn't this a bit too crude?

The renovation cost of a random tea room owned by her father would be enough to refurbish this place ten times over.

Just as she was sizing things up, a commotion suddenly erupted ahead.

"Why won't you refund the money!"

A young man's face turned beet red as he shouted at the old man by the entrance.

His father beside him was trembling with rage: "Ten Gold Soul Coins! Aren't you just robbing us!"

The old man sat in his chair without even lifting his eyelids: "If you don't meet the requirements, there is no refund. Next."

At this moment, a blond youth walked out from inside.

He wasn't very old, looking about fifteen or sixteen, with his hands in his pockets and a cynical smirk on his face.

The next instant—

Two yellow and one purple, three soul rings rose from beneath his feet.

Hundred-year, hundred-year, thousand-year.

At such an age, with such a soul ring configuration, a chorus of gasps immediately erupted from the crowd.

The blond youth released his soul pressure, and a surging wave of soul power bore down on the father and son.

The pair turned pale, gritted their teeth, and slunk away in defeat.

Ning Rongrong stared at the blond youth, her heart skipping a beat.

Could it be... is this Dai Mubai?

It wouldn't really be the same as what the Simulator described, would it?

It was her turn.

Ning Rongrong stepped forward, and the old man in charge of testing looked her up and down.

"Do your family members know you've come here?"

Ning Rongrong lifted her chin slightly: "They say education should be for everyone regardless of background. As long as I meet the requirements, you have no reason not to accept me, right?"

The old man said nothing more and told her to begin the test.

While testing, Ning Rongrong secretly kept an eye on the blond youth.

He stood to the side, arms crossed, his gaze fixed upon her—

That gaze was greedy, hungry, and unscrupulous.

It was like a wolf staring at a piece of fresh, tender meat.

Ning Rongrong's heart skipped a beat, and the hair on her arms stood on end.

This person... is he really this disgusting?!

She forced herself to endure the discomfort and finished her test.

Next were Tang San and Xiao Wu.

Dai Mubai's gaze immediately shifted to Xiao Wu.

The same look, the same greed.

Xiao Wu frowned and glared at him.

Following them was Zhu Zhuqing.

Dai Mubai's eyes were glued to her, scanning her up and down without the slightest attempt at concealment.

That gaze was far too brazen, drawing the attention of those around them toward Zhu Zhuqing as well.

Tang San followed suit, his gaze lingering on her for a brief moment.

Xiao Wu stood to the side, watching this scene unfold, her lips twitching slightly.

Truly disgusting. Men, humans—not a single one of them is any good.

She paused, silently adding a postscript in her heart—

Except for Lin Jiang.

Zhu Zhuqing felt thoroughly uncomfortable under these stares, subconsciously taking half a step back, her expression as cold as ice.

The testing proceeded in an orderly fashion.

The group introduced themselves briefly.

When Dai Mubai introduced himself, his gaze swept across the three girls, a faint, ambiguous smile playing on his lips.

Tang San was well-behaved enough, yet Ning Rongrong couldn't shake the feeling that there was something off about the way he looked at people.

Ning Rongrong took all of this in, her heart sinking further and further.

Dai Mubai.

Tang San.

Xiao Wu.

Zhu Zhuqing.

The names were matching up one by one.

Everything the Simulator said... could it really be true?

The group prepared to head toward the next assessment point.

Ning Rongrong walked at the very back, watching the backs of those ahead of her, her heart in a state of agitation.

Dai Mubai walked in the lead, turning his head to glance at Zhu Zhuqing from time to time.

Tang San walked in the middle, his gaze occasionally sweeping over Xiao Wu.

Just then, a soft, mushy voice drifted over from the side.

"Sausages for sale, sausages for sale!"

"Don't miss out as you pass by, Oscar-brand sausages, five copper coins each!"

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing looked toward the sound and saw a burly man with a full beard and a pair of peach-blossom eyes standing in front of a small stall, hawking his wares.

The man was thick-limbed and scruffy, yet he possessed a pair of alluring peach-blossom eyes; the combination looked incredibly jarring.

Up ahead, Tang San was just about to take out money to buy a sausage for Xiao Wu.

Zhu Zhuqing turned to ask Ning Rongrong, "Rongrong, do you want one?"

The contents of what the Simulator had said flashed instantly through Ning Rongrong's mind—

"I have a big sausage!"

Her face went pale, and she shook her head hurriedly.

"Uh... no, no thanks."

Zhu Zhuqing nodded. "Alright then, I won't have one either."

Just as Tang San was about to pay, Dai Mubai suddenly stepped forward and pressed down on his hand.

"Don't buy it."

Tang San was taken aback.

Dai Mubai turned to look at the bearded man, his tone unfriendly.

"Oscar, you really are a disgrace to the Academy!"

"I have warned you more than once not to sell sausages inside the Academy!"

Everyone was stunned.

This burly man was also a student?

Dai Mubai turned back around, his expression serious.

"Don't let his appearance fool you."

He pointed at Oscar with a look of utter disdain.

"His name is Oscar, he is fourteen years old, and he is also a student of Shrek Academy."

"As for why I won't let you eat his sausages..."

He paused, casting a glance at Oscar.

"Oscar, conjure up a fresh sausage."

Oscar looked at the pretty girls in front of him, his expression growing somewhat awkward.

He fidgeted, extended his right hand, and stammered out:

"I have a big sausage!"

As soon as the words fell, a steaming hot sausage appeared in his hand.

That sausage was still emitting wisps of heat.

Ning Rongrong: "..."

Standing behind, she watched this scene, the corner of her mouth twitching.

It really is exactly the same as what the Simulator said...

Xiao Wu looked puzzled; she tilted her head to look at the sausage, then at Oscar, not quite understanding.

Zhu Zhuqing also furrowed her brows, feeling that something was not right.

Ning Rongrong frowned, staring at the sausage in Oscar's hand.

Having received an aristocratic education since childhood, she found it hard to imagine how there could be such a lecherous Spirit Master in this world.

And fourteen years old?

This bearded man was fourteen?

She leaned into the ears of Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing, whispering an explanation.

Xiao Wu's pretty face instantly flushed bright red, her eyes widening into perfect circles.

"Dis--gusting!"

Zhu Zhuqing cursed out loud.

With a cold face, she stepped back twice, as if afraid of getting something dirty on herself.

This was the Shrek Academy that claimed to only recruit monsters?

They were monsters, alright!

Each one more lecherous and wretched than the last!

Xiao Wu bit her lip, rolling her eyes in her heart.

She wanted to see Lin Jiang more than ever.