In Douluo, Tricking Xiao Wu's Soul Ring

Also known as Impersonating Tang San to Trick Xiao Wu into Sacrificing Herself, Blowing Tang Ritian to Bits with the Buddha's Fury Fire Lotus, Doing Bad Things While Disguised as Tang San, The Clear Sky Bamboo Shoot Beats the Clear Sky Hammer, Tang San: I Didn't Do Any of That!...

Lan Si, a firearms enthusiast from Blue Star in his previous life, is taken from the modern world by a mysterious force and transported into the world of The Degenerate: Drawing Jianghu. There, he becomes the fourteenth Grand Guardian of Tongwen Hall. Before he can put his grand ambitions into action, however, the Degenerate Commander brands him an anomaly and knocks him off a cliff. His soul is then reborn on the Douluo Continent...

Tang San: "Lan Si, why don't any of my Tang Sect secret techniques work on you? Give me back Xiao Wu! Give me back my immortal herbs! Give me back my Eight Spider Lances!"

Xiao Wu: "Didn't I sacrifice myself for Brother San? Why have I become your soul ring? Ah! Don't eat the bunny!"

Tang Hao: "I only taught Little San the Great Sumeru Hammer. How do you know it too?"

Yu Xiaogang: "I never should have offended Lan Si. I developed my invincible theories myself. I didn't plagiarize anything!"

Ning Rongrong: "I missed out on a fortune."

Dai Mubai: "Why am I the one getting cuckolded again?"

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Friendly reminder: This is not a system novel. Neither Xiao Wu nor Ning Rongrong will be a romantic partner.