Shikamaru looked puzzled at Naruto's words. "No way. She only looks twenty-something. Why are they making her Hokage?"
Naruto replied, "Shikamaru, you're judging by appearances. Don't let her looks fool you. Granny Tsunade might look twenty-something, but she's actually over fifty. She's one of the legendary Sannin, the same age as Pervy Sage and that disgusting creep Orochimaru. She just looks young. And she's seriously violent, too."
Having witnessed Tsunade's violence, Shikamaru was falling apart inside, his face dark with dismay. Uh, this woman is even scarier than my mom. He sighed helplessly. "I really don't know how to deal with women. What a drag."
Naruto hurriedly clamped a hand over Shikamaru's mouth. This guy really has no filter. He even dares to say that! If Granny Tsunade hears him, he'll be lucky to get away with his skin intact. Didn't he see Pervy Sage get flattened? He really has a death wish. Naruto immediately warned him, his voice tense. "Hey, Shikamaru, do you want to die? Didn't you see what happened to Pervy Sage? If you want to get yourself killed, don't drag me down with you!"
Just then, Tsunade suddenly leaned in front of Naruto, glaring at Shikamaru, Naruto, and Sasuke with hostile eyes. "What are you little brats talking about? I thought I heard you bad-mouthing me."
Naruto immediately blurted out a denial. "Of course not! Who would dare bad-mouth our beautiful, kind Big Sister Tsunade? Do they have a death wish? If anyone dares say anything bad about you, I'll be the first to kill them and make them pay for upsetting our beautiful Big Sister Tsunade!"
Tsunade eyed Naruto suspiciously. "Really?"
Naruto answered with absolute conviction. "Of course! We were just saying how wonderful it is that someone as beautiful, kind, and charming as Big