Tang San Heads to Shrek Academy
"You can go back now." Yu Mingxiao waved his sleeve, and the scenery around Yu Xiaogang changed rapidly. When Yu Xiaogang's vision cleared, he was already standing in the Meng Family's study.
"How amazing! This is the legendary god! My brother said he would arrange God-level Trial for me. Could it be that I also have a chance to become a god?" Yu Xiaogang was excited and felt more refreshed than ever before.
If he had known, he would have bowed down to his elder brother sooner, and he wouldn't have ended up in such a miserable state, betrayed by his own disciple.
In an instant, a foul stench rushed into Yu Xiaogang's body, the pungent odor hitting the top of his head, and his stomach churned violently.
"Ugh!! What is this smell? It's even more stinky than my fart!" Yu Xiaogang's face turned green, and he collapsed to the ground, vomiting up yesterday's food.
"The First Trial the eight tests of the God of Farts: White Radish Chain Farts. Please consume White Radish and spray a total of one hundred chain farts."
A lewd and flippant voice echoed in his mind.
At the same time, a mark resembling Succubus Mark slowly appeared on his forehead.
"A divine... God-level Trial?" Yu Xiaogang was stunned for a moment, then muttered to himself, "This is the God-level Trial that my older brother arranged for me? God of Farts God-level Trial?"
His eyes grew brighter and brighter. Although the name "God" didn't sound good, he was still a god!
Having lived most of his life, Yu Xiaogang's only means of attack was farting, so naturally he wouldn't resist inheriting the Godhood of this deity.
"Hmph, Tang San, just you wait. Once I finish my First Trial, I'll let you taste my Judgment Fart!"
Yu Xiaogang looked radiant, as if he had been reborn.
He's a genius with the potential to become a god!
There are two sides to the story.
Yu Mingxiao looked at the lewd-looking God of Farts and chuckled softly, "The First Trial you arranged for him was very suitable. Once he passes it, we can help him raise his Soul Power."
Yu Xiaogang's Soul Power is only level 10. Even though his Talent has been completely transformed, it is basically impossible for him to catch up with Tang San. In addition, he doesn't have as much scheming as Tang San. Without taking shortcuts, he can forget about fighting against Tang San. Even his new anus can be elbowed by Tang San.
"No problem, his strength is still too low, I don't feel comfortable watching him." The God of Farts naturally wouldn't refuse.
Yu Mingxiao slowly disappeared into the Asura God's palace, intending to arrange another helper for his foolish younger brother.
An ordinary-looking boy appeared outside the Shrek Academy. Looking at the ugly green monster head in the center of the simple wooden door, he was suddenly filled with emotion, "So, I'm back."
This young man was indeed Tang San, but he did not come in his true form.
Having just stolen Yu Xiaogang's Luo Sanpao knew he was in grave danger, so halfway there, he tore off a boy's skin and put it on himself.
This was a troublesome move, but it was the only way to escape Chao Tianxiang's pursuit.
There's no way around it; he's already made a mistake, and there's no turning back now. He can only go down this path to the bitter end.
Hopefully, Gangzi has no connection with the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, otherwise he won't have a place to stay on the mainland and will have to go to the Continent Across the Sea to try his luck at becoming a god.
"What are you doing here?" The gatekeeper, Li Yusong, looked displeased when he saw a boy sneaking around.
Tang San said humbly, "Teacher, I would like to enroll in the Shrek Academy."
"Hmm?" Li Yusong frowned slightly. "Admissions ended a week ago, why are you only arriving now?"
Tang San casually replied, "I was delayed by some things."
Li Yusong raised an eyebrow. "You know the rules about the registration fee, right?"
"I know." Tang San took out ten Gold Soul Coin and handed them to Li Yusong.
But Li Yusong glanced at it, took it, weighed it in his hand, and said calmly, "Wrong, it's a registration fee of twenty Gold Soul Coin."
"I remember there were ten." Tang San frowned.
"During the enrollment period, it's naturally ten Gold Soul Coin, but you came later, how can ten Gold Soul Coin be enough?" Li Yusong said coldly.
"It's so dark..." Tang San looked displeased, but still took out ten Gold Soul Coin and handed them to Li Yusong.
Li Yusong tested his Soul Power and age, and learned that he was a twelve-year-old level thirty-one Soul Elder. Overjoyed, he exclaimed, "Not bad, Little Monster!"
"I'll take you to see the dean. I've passed this test, but I don't know if there are any other tests ahead."
Tang San nodded expressionlessly and followed Li Yusong to meet the familiar Flender Flander.
He was still the same as I remembered, with a long, narrow face and a cunning, businessman-like look in his eyes.
"A twelve-year-old Soul Elder at level thirty-one, not bad, you're Little Monster. What's your name? What's your Martial Soul?"
Flender looked at Tang San and, for some reason, felt that there was something off about the boy's face, as if another face was hidden beneath that mask.
However, he did not voice his doubts on the spot, but instead inquired about the other party's details.
Tang San said, "Dean, my name is Tang Yin, Martial Soul Heavenly Cone."
Although his Clear Sky Hammer looks more like a bamboo shoot, he doesn't want to admit that his Martial Soul is a bamboo shoot, so he has to tell people that it's a cone.
"The Heavenly Cone, surnamed Tang?" Flender stroked his chin, vaguely guessing his background, and asked in a deep voice, "Which sect are you from? Is it just that your Martial Soul has mutated?"
Tang San neither agreed nor disagreed.
Flender took a deep breath and said, "I understand. Your Soul Power is quite remarkable among your peers, so I'll exempt you from the assessment. Pay 100 Gold Soul Coin for tuition, and you'll be a student of the Shrek Academy."
"Okay." Tang San calmly took the valuables from the Soul Tool given to him by Yu Xiaogang and handed them to Flender.
Seeing that he had put away the Gold Soul Coin, Tang San tentatively asked, "Dean, do you know Yu Xiaogang?"
Flender looked puzzled. "Yu Xiaogang? Who is that? But his surname is Yu? Could he be from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan?"
Tang San secretly breathed a sigh of relief and replied perfunctorily, "I heard from others that you know this person; I was just asking casually."
"I wish I had a friend with the surname Yu." Flender smiled, not delving into the matter, and turned to Li Yusong: "Go and call Dai Mubai over, have him help this new student choose a dormitory room."
Li Yusong said, "Dean, Dai Mubai has gone to Suotuo City."
"That brat." Flender frowned, then said helplessly, "Then go and call Oscar over, and have him help Tang Yin choose a dormitory room."
"Okay." Li Yusong turned and left.
Shortly after, Oscar arrived at the dean's office.
"Dean, you wanted to see me?"
Flender said, "Oscar, take this Tang Yin to choose a dormitory room."
"Tang Yin?" Oscar sized up the unfamiliar young man before him, thinking to himself: Tang? What's his relationship with Xiao San? Why isn't Xiao San here at the Shrek Academy, but instead, this guy has come?
"Oscar? Did you hear what I said?" Flender frowned and coughed lightly.