My teacher is the God of Farts
A figure rushed over, glancing around, "I'm a step too late, am I alright?"
"Xuan Zi, it was Brother Yuhao who saved us," a student said.
"Yuhao?" Xuan Zi frowned, looking at Yu Yuhao lying on the ground. He stepped forward and checked his breathing. Seeing that he was still alive, he swept his gaze across the crowd and said in a deep voice, "Tell me what happened."
The student said, "Xuan Zi, we were attacked by disciples of the Gang Sect, but it was this unassuming Brother Yuhao who killed them all with a Thunderous Fart."
"Thunderous Fart..." Xuan Zi's lips twitched. "I'm not discriminating against farting, but isn't his Martial Soul the Spirit Eyes?"
No one answered; they didn't know either.
"Alright, let's continue hunting for Soul Ring." Xuan Zi picked up Yu Yuhao and handed him to one of the burly students. "Take good care of him."
"Alright." Although the man was somewhat reluctant, he obediently followed Xuan Zi's instructions.
When Yu Yuhao woke up, he found himself lying in a grassy field, and an ant was biting his elbow, causing it to hurt.
He scratched his elbow, glanced around, and looked at the student closest to him. "Senior Stephen, I've been unconscious for a few days. Are we still in the Star Dou Great Forest?"
Stephen, the student who had been taking care of Yu Yuhao, was overjoyed to see that Yu Yuhao had woken up. He said, "You've been unconscious for a day and a night. We are indeed still in the Star Dou Great Forest, and there are still a few students who haven't obtained their Soul Ring."
"Oh." Yu Yuhao nodded, using his hands to push himself up. He still felt dizzy, and suddenly felt an excruciating pain in his buttocks. He pushed it with his hand, and his face immediately turned pale.
The teacher was really reckless; she ruined his body!
This would also damage his reputation; he could already imagine how strange his classmates' expressions would be after he let out that Thunderous Fart.
"Yuhao is awake. How are you? Can you move around on your own now?"
Xuan Zi walked over, his tone tinged with doubt.
"Xuan Zi, I'm injured. Does anyone in the team have a healing-type Soul Master or any medicine?" Yu Yuhao asked somewhat awkwardly.
"What injury?" Xuan Zi asked, looking puzzled.
Didn't those people say that Yu Yuhao killed those Gang Sect disciples with a fart?
How did you get injured?
"I... I took off my clothes." Yu Yuhao scratched his head, his face flushed.
Xuan Zi: "..."
Everyone: "..."
"Yuhao, the team doesn't have any medicine specifically for treating weakness, but you can take a Organ-Fortifying Pill, which should help you." Xuan Zi took out a light green pill and handed it to Yu Yuhao.
"Xuan Zi." Yu Yuhao took the pill and swallowed it in one gulp.
Instantly, the miraculous medicinal power flowed through his body, and his intestinal walls were resuspended.
"How amazing!" Yu Yuhao suddenly felt that his buttocks no longer hurt.
"This kind of injury doesn't need treatment at all; I'll be fine after a nap," Yu Xiaogang said dismissively in his Sea of Spirit.
Yu Yuhao pursed his lips and remained silent.
"Yuhao, I heard from them that you killed those Evil Soul Master?" Xuan Zi asked.
"Xuan Zi asked, what should I do...?" Yu Yuhao's heart tightened, and he quickly communicated with Yu Xiaogang in his Sea of Spirit, "Teacher, can I reveal this to someone else?"
"Of course... Yuhao, feel free to reveal it to those students and let them know of my existence." Yu Xiaogang put his hands on his hips, looking proud.
Yu Yuhao knew what was going on and immediately said, "Yes."
"Killed with Thunderous Fart?" Xuan Zi asked.
Yu Yuhao nodded. "Yes, my teacher is the God of Farts."
"The God of Farts?" Xuan Zi was taken aback upon hearing this. "The God of Farts Yu Xiaogang, the legendary figure who was the first to prove that his Body Martial Soul was not Trash Martial Soul?"
Although Yu Xiaogang has become a god, his reputation is really not good. He founded the Gang Sect, an Evil Soul Master organization, which has long been infamous on a spiritual level.
Moreover, because of his Martial Soul, he is also the only person who will be infamous for all time on a physical level.
His only positive reputation is that he proved his Body Martial Soul was not Trash Martial Soul.
Ten thousand years ago, people generally believed that the Body Martial Soul was Trash Martial Soul.
"Yes," Yu Yuhao said.
Xuan Zi frowned and asked, "You joined the Gang Sect?"
"No, Xuan Zi, the God of Farts is right here in my Sea of Spirit." Yu Yuhao quickly explained, afraid that Xuan Zi would misunderstand.
"The God of Farts is in your Sea of Spirit?" Xuan Zi's expression was one of surprise and uncertainty.
Yu Yuhao said, "My teacher came to my Sea of Spirit by chance."
Teacher, would you like to come out and meet Xuan Zi?
Yu Yuhao communicates with Yu Xiaogang in the Sea of Spirit.
Yu Xiaogang put his hands on his hips and said, "Needless to say? I'll show them the true face of God."
As he spoke, Yu Yuhao let out a fart, and a foul-smelling gas suddenly billowed up behind him, from which a sexy figure emerged.
"Butt... God of Farts?" Xuan Zi and the students were shocked.
"I am Yu Yuhao's teacher; there is no need to worry that I will harm you."
After enjoying his moment of showing off, Yu Xiaogang returned to his Sea of Spirit.
Xuan Zi glanced at Yu Yuhao with a complicated expression, then said nonchalantly, "I'll personally lead you to hunt for Soul Ring. Let's go."
"Okay," everyone responded.
Not long after, Yu Yuhao encountered a Spirit Illusion Demon Spider and killed it.
Because this kind of Soul Beast, like the Demon Maggot, is a combination of poison and mental abilities, Yu Yuhao gained a Spirit Dream Weaving skill, barely managing to escape Yu Xiaogang's persecution, but still managed to poison himself.
Upon returning to the academy, Yu Yuhao was attacked.
Three Soul Ancestor attacked Yu Yuhao after he left the academy.
Fortunately, with Yu Xiaogang's help, they killed the three Soul Ancestor, but their backsides suffered again...
Afterwards, he discovered that the attackers were sent by a man named Tang Gongwei, who turned out to be the illegitimate son of Viscount Clear Sky Tang Gongwei Dai Yue...
In other words, Tang Yong and Dai Yue had been colluding for a long time.
"Fine, since you can't tolerate me, then I won't be merciful!" Yu Yuhao clenched his fists, vowing to take revenge.
After this failed assassination attempt, Tang Gongwei gradually became more docile, giving Yu Yuhao ample time to develop.
He trained at the Thunder Academy year after year, and at the age of sixteen, he reached level 48.
After finding out Tang Gongwei's whereabouts, he raided a bungalow in the Eternal City at night, seeking to kill Tang Gongwei.
Tang Gongwei was about the same age as him, but he was unable to enroll in the Thunder Academy.
Thunder Academy has a rule that anyone with bloodlines from the Clear Sky Sect, the Dai Family, the Ma Hongjun family, or the Oscar family will not be admitted.
This could be considered a criminal record...
Ma Hongjun and Oscar also appeared in the history books of the Thunder Academy in this infamous way...
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