Naruto: The Rise of the Evil Uchiha
Chapter 309

Play Konoha Battle Song for Me

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The Cloud Shinobi and Konoha Ninja, who were originally engaged in fierce combat, were all shocked when they saw the Wood Human Doll wearing Susanoo. They stared at the Fifth Hokage in astonishment and exclaimed, "This is too powerful! Is this still Ninjutsu from the Shinobi World?"

Even Tsunade, who was chasing after Dodai, forgot her attack when she saw the Golden Armored Wood Golem appear out of thin air. She stared at Qingcheng in shock, then exclaimed in surprise, "Is this the result of fusing the power of the Senju Clan and the Uchiha Clan? I can call it! Wood Release: Wood Human Susanoo!"

Shouhon Yihan, still attacking the Cloud Shinobi, unleashed a massive wind blade and then exclaimed in shock, "Lady Tsunade, Wood Release Ninjutsu also belongs to the Uchiha Clan! You sold the copyright to the Uchiha Clan back then! So this Ninjutsu is the power of the Uchiha Clan, and has nothing to do with the Senju Clan!"

Just then, Qingcheng, standing atop the Wood Human, shouted again, "Shouhon Yihan, activate the Konoha Battle Song! I want to wipe them out within the duration of this one song!"

After saying that, Qingcheng looked at the Ink Cannon fired by the Eight-Tails, clapped his hands together, and shouted, "Wood Release: Wood Release: Hotei Technique!"

As Qingcheng finished speaking, dozens of enormous wooden palms sprouted from the ground. These palms, like skyscrapers, stood beside the Wood Human. One pair of palms slammed together, instantly blocking and crushing the Ink Cannon fired by the Eight-Tails.

The Eight-Tails stared at the giant wooden hand rising from the ground, as if recalling something, and looked shocked again. It immediately said to Killer B, "Bee! Be careful of these wooden hands! These Wood Release Ninjutsu are effective against Tailed Beast. If you get caught by those wooden hands, you'll be in trouble!"

Upon hearing Eight-Tails's words, Killer B immediately nodded and said with a serious expression, "Eight-Tails! I felt it too. This troublesome Wood Release Ninjutsu, bakkayarou."

The Fourth Raikage was also extremely shocked, watching as the wooden hands that rose from the ground crushed the Ink Cannon fired by the Eight-Tails! And those wooden hands were completely unharmed after crushing the Ink Cannon.

The Fourth Raikage stared at the giant Golden Armored Wood Golem, unsure where to attack. His eyes fixed on the Qingcheng atop the Wood Human's head, he shouted sternly, "That should be the weakness of this Ninjutsu! You arrogant Uchiha Clan brat, you think you can defeat me in a matter of a song? I'll teach you a lesson!"

After saying that, the Fourth Raikage used the Body Flicker Technique repeatedly, moving rapidly around the Golden Armored Wood Golem! He attempted to create an opening before attacking the azure -Qingcheng above the Wood Human's head.

Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, Shouhon Yihan immediately pulled out a large speaker from her Storage Scroll and pressed play. High-pitched music then resounded from the center of the battlefield.

Thump, thump thump, thump, thump thump, toot toot toot, gurgle! gurgle! gurgle.

Upon hearing this music, Tsunade instantly filled with anger, and she said with a speechless expression, "We're at war with the Kumogakure, and they're playing the Konoha Battle Song there? This is utterly outrageous!"

The Konoha Ninja, upon hearing the Konoha Battle Song, were all filled with fervent excitement, shouting, "My body is brimming with Chakra again! I can take on ten Cloud Shinobi at once!"

Shouhon Yihan looked at all the Konoha Ninja, who were all stunned by the sound system, and all eyes were on her.

Immediately, Shouhon Yihan realized that this was the perfect opportunity to advertise for the Hokage! She could aggressively promote the Uchiha Clan's products and solidify her position as the Uchiha Clan's number one lackey.

Shouhon Yihan stretched out her right hand and slapped Kameida Meikai on the head with a loud "smack."

The Konoha Ninja still engaged in battle, and the Cloud Shinobi watching the Shouhon Yihan, wondering what was going on.

Shouhon Yihan pointed at the speaker with her finger, then said to Kameida Meikai with a serious expression, "Ask him for me."

Kameida Meikai was stunned by the slap, covering his bewildered head with his hand. He glanced at the speaker again and asked in shock, "This speaker can actually play such exciting music! Which company makes it? What should I do if I want to buy one?"

Shouhon Yihan looked at Kameida Meikai with a bewildered expression, and then reluctantly said, "Say that..."

What was originally a battlefield filled with Shuriken and Explosive Tag left everyone bewildered. They all stopped what they were doing and looked at Shouhon Yihan, eager to hear about the products produced by that company.

Then Shouhon Yihan said with a serious expression, "This perfect sound system was purchased from the Uchiha One-Dragon Company. Listen carefully, it's not 288,888, but only 120,000 Ryo, and you can take the latest Uchiha Clan sound system home!"

The Konoha Ninja, upon hearing this, clapped and cheered, exclaiming excitedly, "This is fantastic! With a sound system like this, we can get fired up at home too!"

Another member of the Police Force was also there, clapping and cheering, saying respectfully, "With such a sound system, we can hear the exciting Konoha Battle Song while training! It can also stimulate the body's Chakra cells and accelerate Chakra refinement. We definitely need to buy one!"

Tsunade watched as Shouhon Yihan and the Police Force went on a crazy spree, even managing to launch an advertisement for the Uchiha Clan right into the heart of the battlefield, leaving both Konoha and Hidden Cloud Village completely bewildered.

Tsunade cursed again with a look of disgust, "Once the war is over, I'll kill you all! You damned bastards, you've been so reckless!"

After saying that, Tsunade controlled the flying Wood Dragon to continue attacking the Dodai, occasionally using her Chakra Enhanced Strength to kill any ninjas who blocked her way.

Kakashi, still battling the Two-Tails, and Yugito, the Two-Tails' Jinchuriki, both looked completely bewildered. Then, they snapped out of it, exchanged a glance, and resumed their Ninjutsu attacks.

Upon Killer B's musical cells were immediately activated, and he excitedly exclaimed, "I absolutely have to buy this speaker! Yeah, my rap is just missing a speaker, bastard yarou!"

Qingcheng was also quite surprised, never expecting that Shouhon Yihan would actually be here, inserting an advertisement to promote her family's products.

Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "Everyone, stop standing there! Kill them all! Crush these Mountain Barbarians!"

After saying that, Qingcheng shouted again, "Chakra Storage Seal, release!"

After Qingcheng released the Yin Seal, his Chakra doubled, like an inexhaustible perpetual motion machine. Even the Wood Human Susanoo his feet increased in speed.

The Fourth Raikage, seeing Qingcheng 'Chakra surge, exclaimed in shock, "How did this guy train? He still has so much Chakra! Damn Uchiha Clan, I miss Hiruzen Sarutobi's first day!"

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