Blacklight In the large canteen, Hogg, who was preparing to eat, received the news that Guilliman was coming.
When I thought that since this kid came with a meal, he couldn't eat it himself, so he had to ask the brothers to wait for a while and wait for everyone to arrive before eating.
For this reason, Hogg also specially asked the chef to add more meals and set up several large tables to provide a place for these Ultramariness to stay.
Lorgar was drooling when he looked at the table of food. His chest was pressed to his back with hunger. Although the food was delicious, the quantity was small! Primarch's big appetite could not be satisfied at all.
I waited and waited, but no one came. It was already getting late for Hogg, and the food would get cold if we waited any longer, so I asked everyone to start eating. At worst, I just left a portion for Guilliman and them.
But just when Lorgar picked up the tableware, inserted a steak, and was about to put it into his mouth, a piercing alarm sounded, which scared him so much that he almost dropped the steak on the ground.
Blackwatch around them picked up the weapons beside them and rushed out, running towards the coordinates that had been transmitted to their portable terminals.
Seeing this scene, Lorgar could only put down the knife and fork in his hand and looked at the fragrant food with a look of reluctance, but before he could think about whether to take a bite first.
Hogg directly knocked off his tableware, threw him a handful of Bolter, pulled him and ran, muttering:
"What kind of thing has no eyes? If you dare to come to my Blacklight and let me catch you, I will chop you up and feed you to Angron."
Lorgar, who was dragged flying up, could only see the piece of meat steak that fell on the ground. He was still imagining that he could eat it after he came back and wiped it.
But a pair of big feet stepped hard on the steak, and the perfectly grilled meat juice splashed out. Ross, who felt something was wrong under his feet, rubbed it, completely turning the piece of meat into a puddle of meat clinging to the floor.
"No! My steak."
Lorgar, who suffered a series of blows such as Emperor being reprimanded, City of Perfection being destroyed, and so on, even his desire to have a bite of meat was severely crushed, and he fell completely into a rage.
Lorgar held the Bolter in his hand and rushed out. With his long legs, he even ran in front of Blackwatch, so that the Blackwatchs with their short legs could only see his back.
Such a scene made Hogg sigh, Lorgar has indeed changed, and finally became a good man with blood and responsibility, no longer the bad guy he was before.
Just as Hogg crossed the crowd and rushed out of the corner, he had no time to stop and bumped into Lorgar, taking him out directly.
Hogg, who didn't know why Lorgar was so angry, wanted to scold him a few words, but when he looked up, he saw a very perky butt facing him.
Several emerald-green vines restrained the figure, and his strong and upright body was outlined, and slowly trembled as the vines tightened. A logo that looked like a toilet seat was printed on the tight fabric on the upright body.
Blackwatch who came after them saw this strange scene and stopped one after another, staring at this shocking scene.
Of course Hogg, who was not good at this, would not be attracted by this thing. Instead, the sign of the toilet seat made him discover this person's identity at a glance.
"Guilliman, is that you?"
Hogg's voice successfully made the figure hanging in the air tremble.
Guilliman, who had his back to everyone, had dull eyes. From a higher position, he could see the descendants in front of him. Their lives were not in danger, they were just restrained in place.
Unfortunately, Guilliman, who was caught in the middle, could also feel the burning sight from behind, which made him only pray in his heart that not too many people would come.
As a cultivator of this kind of green plants, Hogg easily controlled these vines with Psychic Network and manipulated the angle to turn the unlucky guy around.
However, when he saw that this figure was none other than Guilliman, Hogg still couldn't hold it back and laughed wildly, causing Lorgar next to him to blush.
"Hahaha, Guilliman, do you want to laugh me to death and inherit my planet?
Lorgar Come and see! A Primarch will be hung by vines like a roast goose. Ah~ I can't help it. After seeing this scene, even if I die, it's worth the price of admission!"
Lorgar, who originally wanted to take care of brotherly feelings, couldn't hold back when he heard Hogg's words, and his big shining teeth burst into laughter:
"Hehe, yes, brother, haven't you noticed that Guilliman's butt is really upright? I was shocked when I saw it for the first time. I thought those two round things were Xenos."
Hogg's move made Guilliman blush, but he had already expected it, but Lorgar next to him also looked like he was dying of laughter, which completely broke his guard.
And Guilliman discovered for the first time that Lorgar has a really vicious mouth, and he laughed and commented on him at the same time.
Looking at the two brothers rolling on the ground laughing, Guilliman suddenly felt that life was boring, as if the whole world had turned gray.
But he was still glad in his heart that only these two people were laughing at him. The Space Marine people who made up the majority of the crowd still knew basic courtesy.
However, Guilliman, who turned the front of the car, didn't know that his pert buttocks were directly exposed to the children behind him. As Lorgar explained, Ultramarines's faces turned red.
And happiness is contagious. As more and more people laughed, a few of Ultramarines couldn't help it. They laughed secretly while the sound was getting louder and their father couldn't see.
I saw that the cousins across from me were also laughing. Although Blackwatch wanted to laugh very much, they still tried their best to endure it when they saw Guilliman looking at them.
Just when Blackwatch and the others were almost unable to bear it anymore, they discovered that because their father had laughed unconsciously, the uncontrollable vines were slowly spinning, and Guilliman was about to turn his back to them.
When Guilliman successfully turned his back, Blackwatch's side burst into laughter that resounded throughout the corridor. Guilliman was so angry that his face turned red, but he just didn't know who was laughing.
The unlucky Lord Macragge rotates slowly in the air like a merry-go-round. Wherever his butt is pointed, people on that side will laugh wildly, while those on the other side of his face will act like a good baby.
After an unknown amount of time, Hogg recovered from unconsciousness, took out the camera that recorded most of Primarch's black material, and successfully photographed this precious historical material.
Half an hour later, Guilliman, who no longer acted as a joke, sat next to the dining table filled with delicious food. However, the attractive food in the past could not make him feel the slightest appetite.
Guilliman always felt that someone was still secretly looking at him, especially staring at his butt, but he just didn't know which species it was.
When Hogg saw the death scene of Guilliman, he suddenly had a surprising idea. He found a way to change his reputation, and carefully considered the possibility of this plan.
"If everyone is forced to die once, it means I have no social death!"