Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 222

The Four Ruinous Powers Take Action

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Guilliman's temper comes and goes quickly. Macragge A man will not care about such a trivial matter.

Seeing the good brothers showing off their rice with big mouthfuls, Hogg was afraid that his rice warehouse would be eaten up by these losers, but he still said politely:

"How about I give you some more food?"

Upon hearing this, Guilliman immediately poured the rice in the bowl into his mouth and stretched the oversized rice bowl in front of Hogg:

"Oh, it smells so good! Give me another bowl."

For some reason, Hogg always felt that Guilliman looked like an old friend. His natural tone and gesture of holding out his rice bowl made him regret why he had to say that more.

The other Blackwatchs also watched these cousins eat table after table like starving ghosts reincarnated, and the chef even swung the spatula out of the afterimage, just to barely be able to feed these hungry people.

It's not surprising that Ultramarines people are so greedy, it's just that although Blackwatch does have a restaurant in Macragge, the food is too expensive. Since you can eat for free, you have to treat yourself.

Finally, just before the chef was about to die of exhaustion, the group of ricers couldn't eat anymore, and Guilliman also took out a toothpick, shaved his teeth, and asked a question he had always wanted to ask:

"Hogg, even though I am the weaker one among our brothers in terms of fighting ability, why can those green plants restrain me? This is unscientific. After all, I am also Primarch!"

Upon hearing Guilliman's inquiry, Hogg could only laugh and said:

"Um, A-Ji, don't underestimate this plant. This is a local specialty of Catachan. The trees there can eat people. It's normal to have such special ones, isn't it?"

Although he has never been to Catachan, Guilliman has also heard of the reputation of this planet. When he thought about where this kind of vine came from, he gave up his worries.

Seeing Guilliman being fooled, Hogg shook off the non-existent cold sweat. In fact, these green plants were completely the product of his fusion experiment.

Hogg, who is good at beating up brothers, once secretly collected all the flesh and blood specimens of Primarch. In order to make this kind of vines more cool, he directly added some Primarch flesh and blood codes to these vines.

So these fragile-looking vines are completely the product of a special attack on Primarch, to prevent petty thieves like Alpha from sneaking into Blacklight.

The three brothers, who were full of wine and food, sat at the dining table and started bragging. Guilliman also felt relieved to see Lorgar return to normal and no longer talk about one god at a time.

But these three people all experienced a social death incident, and Hogg took a fancy to this, so he brought them together and revealed his shocking plan:

"Lorgar and you Guilliman, the three of us are in great disgrace now. Among all the brothers, we may have the worst reputation. I have an idea that I can keep to restore our reputation."

Although Guilliman was hanging in the air like a roasted goose just now and was laughed at by everyone, he did not think that his reputation was bad, but that Hogg was thinking of some crooked idea.

Lorgar on the side did not agree with Hogg's idea, even though he did treat Hogg as a god, but during his Great Crusade period, apart from doing some religion and fishing, he thought Word Bearers's reputation was quite good.

Seeing the two people's disapproval, Hogg felt that he might have been a little slack recently, and now he couldn't even fool these two Ogryn, so he pointed at Guilliman and said:

"Old Thirteen, you have the nerve to think that your reputation is not bad. Just ask anyone who is the most ambitious among these legions, and nine out of ten people will say it is your Ultramarines."

Lorgar on the side nodded. He had long heard that Guilliman was an ambitious person, and as far as he knew, all the brothers thought so.

If there is a rebellion in Imperium, then it will definitely be Guilliman, a guy who respects his military and self-respect. Lorgar, who was nodding his head crazily, was kicked by Hogg before he could say anything.

"Huh? Brother, why don't I nod? Why do you want to beat me?"

Unlike Guilliman, who has independent consciousness, Lorgar, a fan of Mu Qiang's brain, Hogg certainly can't speak well. As long as he is strong enough, then this guy will follow the crowd.

Patting Lorgar on the head, Hogg pointed at him and said arrogantly:

"You still have the nerve to nod, Guilliman is ambitious after all, but you are completely stupid.

Then Old Man Yellow can't even defeat me, but you still dare to get in his way, Imperial Truth you haven't read a chapter! Yellow Weasel The most annoying thing is religion, what else are you doing Pantheon, aren't you seeking death?"

The two people who looked down on each other felt that their reputation might not be very good after hearing Hogg's explanation. However, after being pointed out by Hogg, they also lost their temper.

"Hogg, don't talk about us two. Even if we have a bad reputation, our character is not bad! Anyway, we can't do anything like licking other people's feet."

Guilliman's words made Hogg feel uncomfortable, as if he had returned to City of Perfection again. Seeing everyone's disgusted eyes, he could only defend in vain:

"It's not my fault. Who knew that when I was thinking, a pair of feet would walk in front of me. It's all your fault, Lorgar, for leaving the residents without shoes."

The three people who didn't agree with each other began to accuse each other, and eventually it turned into a fight with each other. As for fighting, these two people were no match for Hogg, so they were forced to turn to a verbal fight.

After the three geniuses pondered, they finally came to a conclusion - that all this was Emperor's fault, because he failed to educate his brothers well.

Otherwise, only a trashier person can bring others to the same front. The three Primarch sat together again, listening to Hogg's long speech:

"Listen up, you two. Our reputation is ruined anyway. It's hard to change it, but we can't be the only ones to be criticized."

The two people who were full of doubts felt that what Hogg said was very reasonable, but the problem was that they had no other dirty information about Primarch!

However, they didn't have Hogg. Once again, they took out the camera that recorded all Primarch's black material from the pocket dimension, and Hogg directly sent them a copy of the information.

Looking at these unsightly photos, the three of them discussed each other word by word, and even laughed obscenely from time to time.

If Emperor saw this scene, he would have to hang up these three embarrassing things and whip them. But at this time, Emperor had no intention of peeping, but looked at the report in his hand with a thoughtful look on his face.

"Malcador, do you think this report is normal?"

As the powerful Psyker regent Dark Side, he did not express his opinion, but he made his point clear without speaking.

Seeing the explosive growth of Psyker in Imperium, Emperor suddenly felt that his time was running out. If he waited any longer, Reality Veil would definitely become even weaker. He said to Malcador:

"Call all Primarch!"

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