Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 223

The Blacklight Lord's One and Only Designated Offering

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Following Lorgar's "sincere" repentance, Emperor saw this heir's attitude and asked Hogg to let him go.

But Lorgar actually didn't want to leave Blacklight. As a crazy fan, he wanted to stay with Hogg. However, in order to make Hogg the Dabao in the future, Lorgar still endured it and returned to his Word Bearers.

Before leaving, Lorgar asked Hogg for someone, who was his fellow inmate Tech-priest.

Hogg, who was worried that he had no place to throw this crazy woman, agreed immediately that he never wanted to see this self-propelled nuclear bomb again. If Qi Qi got excited one day, this guy would blow a hole in his beloved Blacklight.

Hogg, who was afraid that Lorgar would regret it, tied Nila to his body and let the idiot fans yell no matter how much they yelled. He would never give her the chance to set foot on Blacklight again.

As soon as Lorgar returned to his army, he was surrounded by Word Bearers, fearing that his father would suffer some inhumane treatment.

However, when these canned people took a closer look, they discovered that their father seemed to have gained weight and even had a double chin.

This left Word Bearerss with no use for their preparations in advance. They could only praise Hogg, saying that he was his father's good brother.

Upon hearing this, Lorgar felt very satisfied, thinking that he was indeed his own child. He had already changed his belief before he said anything, and said to the can in front of him:

"Children, the previous incident of City of Perfection was the father's mistake. Just as Emperor said, he is not a god at all, and those Chaos who were adulterated are not worthy of our faith.

Since Emperor does not admit that he is a god, then we will not worship him. This unkind father, Lao Deng, would be the most shameful if he were a god. I am afraid he has the toughest mouth in the whole body."

Listening to their Primarch's disrespectful words, Word Bearers felt that after being imprisoned once, their father suddenly became different.

Before they could think about it, Lorgar pulled out another person from behind, it was Hogg's number one idiot fan Nila, and pointed at her and said:

"We will convert to Lord of Blacklight and completely join Blacklight Sect. This time, I also met a like-minded comrade who will serve as the high priest of our legion."

Everyone who had seen this Tech-priest a long time ago thought it was his father's little hobby. After all, even Hogg, the strongest and most dominant among Primarch, has a little hobby of licking feet.

When they focused their attention on this so-called high priest again, everyone suddenly felt. "This bitch doesn't look like a good person." After all, Tech-priest's body was not covered with mechanical devices of unknown meaning.

Nila has advanced bionic skin and looks very anthropomorphic. Because of this, Word Bearers people think that she is an unreliable Magos.

But Nila is not an ordinary person. She is Magos who has risen step by step from Mars Adeptus Mechanicus. Apart from her stupid personality, she is completely a veteran in political fighting. Otherwise, she would not have become the master of Ryza Forge World.

Looking at this group of cans with distrustful faces, Nila didn't explain anything. He just took out a stack of parchment and threw it away, with a proud face.

Not understanding what this lunatic was going to do, Argel Tal picked up the parchment scattered on the ground, and then he felt shortness of breath, and the corners of his plain mouth turned up unconsciously.

"Father, you finally got sponsors!"

This sentence woke everyone up. The parchment on the ground was quickly picked up, and the Word Bearerss who saw its contents all shouted excitedly.

Since Lorgar, this Primarch, is only interested in religion, even if Word Bearers is very good at farming, he still can't stand up to his old father being so bad!

It is for this reason that the progress of Word Bearers and Great Crusade was delayed again and again until Emperor discovered it and had a City of Perfection barbecue.

After all these years, the Word Bearerss who finally saw their money back didn't care whether the high priest was reliable or not. Based on the simple understanding that a mother is a mother if she has breasts, the high priest called Nila very satisfied.

It must be said that Lorgar appointed Nila as his high priest, which was a very lucky decision. Ryza Forge World can be regarded as one of the richest Tech-priest forces except Mars.

And with the joining of this group of rich men, the Word Bearerss, who were supposed to be shattered, regained hope of revitalizing the legion, not to mention, they were able to embrace the opportunity of Blackwatch.

Or should we say that superstitious thoughts are harmful to people? The Word Bearerss who did not believe in Emperor showed amazing execution ability. Coupled with the material assistance from the Ryza star, the burned City of Perfection was restored again.

However, this time the portrait of Emperor hanging in every household is gone, replaced by the genuine Hogg figure produced by Blackwatch.

In the magnificent cathedral, Lorgar and his descendants began to dance. Following their strange movements, everyone felt a wave of nausea coming from the depths of their souls.

However, this phenomenon has made Word Bearers people more pious. When they visited Emperor before, they didn't even have a fart. This time they were almost nauseated. Doesn't it prove that Hogg is the real god?

But for the sacrifices to the gods, even Lorgar, I don't know what Hogg likes, but when I think about it, Hogg asked him and Guilliman to secretly spread the other Primarch's plan.

Lorgar gradually determined Hogg's preferences and said to the heir below:

"Lord of Blacklight likes jade feet, especially stockings. From now on, Lord of Blacklight's only tribute will be stockings. All believers must wear a pair of stockings before they can participate in the worship ceremony."

Thinking of his experience with Blacklight during this period, Lorgar remembered that no female soldier had worn white silk. In addition, Hogg seemed to hate the color white very much. Lorgar emphasized again not to wear white silk.

Listening to their father's instructions, all the believers thought this was very reasonable. Otherwise, it would not be possible to explain why Hogg couldn't help but lick other people's feet in front of everyone, even Emperor.

Word Bearerss who have figured this out even have a little secret joy in their hearts, thinking that since this is the preference of the gods, then the matter of them secretly wearing stockings can be brought to light.

Soon, a batch of production lines for manufacturing stockings were installed at City of Perfection. Each resident was assigned multiple sets of exquisite stockings in different colors, but this time, Word Bearers also distributed matching shoes.

The Word Bearerss, who had reorganized their equipment, came to the magnificent church again. With their backs to the sun, their legs reflected the brilliant light like silk.

The smooth and close-fitting fabric covered their exposed thick thighs, and every leg hair underneath was clearly visible, protruding a dazzling eye.

But the Word Bearerss who are happy don't care about this. Since this is the preference of the gods, it is not wrong for them as believers.

Hogg, who was being stigmatized, had no idea about this. He also thought that after Lorgar and Guilliman finished spreading the rumors and everyone had a bad reputation, he would not be so conspicuous.

Hogg, who couldn't hide what was going on, showed a proud smile. Just when he was sighing that he was really smart, the familiar psychic power punched him on the head.

Seeing Yellow Weasel and Hogg behind him, they felt like they had seen a ghost, but luckily he didn't say anything just now, so he could only look at him blankly:

"Old Man Yellow, when did you come?"

I don't know why Hogg looked frightened. Emperor pressed Hogg's head and said:

"Don't be silly there. The time has come for you to serve Imperium. Give you a month to get all Primarch to Nikaea."

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