If Warp is regarded as a huge resource market.
Then, Chaos God, who is at the top, can be said to be a financial giant with a net worth of hundreds of billions. The devil under them is a senior social beast who works overtime every day, all year round.
But Chaos God is powerful, but they still have weaknesses.
Different from the gods we generally imagine, the gods in this world are completely the product of extreme emotions, and everything about them will be coerced by the authority they possess.
It is completely impossible for the current Slaanesh not to be astringent, Khorne not to fight, and Tzeentch not to practice witchcraft.
These losers who appear to be gods of authority are actually deceitful gods of rules, and they are the kind of idiots who have no godhead filter.
As we all know, as long as there are laws, rules, and heavenly things involved, it is very awesome and can be called the highest limit in the world.
Take Emperor as an example. Now Yellow Weasel, who has practiced Daoism for tens of thousands of years, to say that he is not a god is to tell lies with open eyes.
But the fact is that Ogryn, who holds the sword with no brute force, is really not a god. Emperor is now in the realm of a half-god. It can be regarded as half pulling his butt and getting stuck in that gap, and is rubbing it repeatedly with his hook.
As long as Emperor breaks through the ditch and reaches the position of a god, the huge authority, power and laws will turn it into a puff, turning him into a madman who will destroy the world.
Even if he is a person who loves the human race extremely, becoming a god means endless power of faith, and those complicated thoughts will surely slowly obliterate humanity.
If that time comes, Hogg can only go to bed and see if he can find his good buddy Kobold to find an official position and become a mixed family army.
Looking at the innocent-looking Old Man Yellow next to him, Hogg was in severe pain and could not move. He could only lie down on his sofa and became sulky.
Now he is completely weak. Even his body size has shrunk twice. He has changed from a middle-aged man of 2.2 meters to a dwarf boy of 1.7 meters. Psionic Energy reserves have bottomed out.
Hogg's kidney deficiency made the Blackwatchs on the side hand him food and drinks, for fear that their father would burp.
Ross, who is the king of Blackwatch ideas, is still thinking about recruiting two Eldar chicks to give Hogg some slack.
In order for his father to get well faster, Ross actually hired several masseuses and even ordered two for Emperor very carefully.
Looking at Miss Eldar who was holding essential oil in her hand and looking cool, Ross was very motivated. She took her to Emperor first and said proudly:
"Your Majesty, our father beat you quite happily. Now that you are tired, come and relax. Our service at Blackwatch will definitely satisfy you."
As Emperor, who has seen strong winds and waves, this was the first time he encountered someone pimping him, let alone not a human being. This made him look at Hogg, who was pretending to be dead next to him, with a very subtle look, as if to say:
"Are all your children so brave? He doesn't know that I am Emperor of Mankind."
Hogg, who understood Emperor's eyes, wanted to beat up his traitor, but he was too weak, so he could only groan and raise his head, signaling Ross to come over.
Ross, who thought he could be praised by his father, licked his big face and leaned over, saying:
"Don't worry, father, who doesn't know your preferences? I specially picked four long-legged ones this time, and even let them wear your favorite hens."
Speaking of this, Ross turned to the wide-eyed Emperor and said:
"Your Majesty, don't worry. I know you like the color gold. I'm looking for blond girls this time. I will keep it to your satisfaction."
Perhaps it was because Hogg had just splashed shit all over him. At this time, Emperor's human side was a little too active. He first patted Ross's dog head and praised the child for his filial piety, then he used his psychic cunt to start whipping him.
Seeing First Company being beaten violently by Mr. Emperor, all the Blackwatchs dispersed and stayed away from this place of right and wrong. However, Ross still asked indifferently:
"Your Majesty, please stop beating me. You are just beating my father. Why are you beating me? If the quantity is not enough, I can find it for you again. Even if you don't like Eldar, I have others here."
It is said that we are close relatives across generations. At this moment, Ross didn't feel the warmth of his elders, but felt the urging of his elders. He could only roll crazily on the ground.
Seeing that the stupid kid had been taught a lesson, Hogg stretched out his tail fixed with tape and poked Emperor:
"Hey, okay, okay, let him go Old Man Yellow. When I recover, I can make up for this late father's love. Ross You can just go and cool off for me. If you have nothing to do, go repair the deck."
Ross hurriedly climbed up and greeted the girls to leave the bridge, but before Eldar technician could get up, he heard Hogg's erratic voice.
"I let you go, but I didn't let them go. They've already come, how can I let them lose a day's wages? Let me bear the pain!"
Thinking that he paid for it himself, got beaten by himself, and was scolded in the end, Ross left the bridge with a numb look on his face, found the darkest corner and squatted down, thinking about the meaning of life.
Looking next to him, Old Man Yellow was lying on the sofa with eyes blurred and a look of enjoyment on his face. Hogg always felt that he was abnormal, as if he had gone from one extreme to another.
Because of Ross's salary, he spent most of his time living and drinking, even if he was honoring his elders, he still ordered the cheapest set meal.
Half an hour later, the technicians who finished the simple essential oil massage service left here happily, thinking that they had served Master of Mankind, and maybe they could use it as a golden sign in the future.
In the bridge where only two people were left, Hogg reached out and scratched Emperor, who was about to fall asleep next to him, took out a traditional cigarette and handed it over, mockingly saying:
"Old Man Yellow You are so weak. I didn't expect you to be so short-lived. You would become so sluggish when you burst out. How different is it from me. Let's wait for a week and you will be a good man again."
Emperor, who is naturally tough-talking, certainly would not allow himself to be ridiculed by Hogg. After lighting a cigarette for himself with psychic sparks, he started verbally speaking to Hogg.
Listening to Emperor talk about his glorious years, Hogg was an eye-opener. He didn't expect that Old Man Yellow, who was usually a show-off and a habitual offender, turned out to be such a bad guy.
Looking at the lively expression on Emperor's face, Hogg became more and more sure that something was wrong with Emperor's state, and asked during the chat:
"Old Man Yellow, tell me the truth, have you got something unspeakable? The way you look now scares me!"
Emperor sighed after hearing Hogg's question, and collapsed on the sofa. He was silent for a long time before saying:
"I'm so tired, kid."