Emperor's words "I'm so tired" made Hogg feel like the sky was about to fall.
Although he always mocks Emperor on weekdays, saying that he is an unkind bastard for his father, and he tries every means to spread rumors about him every day, always doing some deceptive and unpleasant behavior to highlight his filial piety.
But all this is based on the premise that Emperor becomes the mainstay. If Emperor gives up his job, Hogg's good days will come to an end.
Hogg felt a little irritated when he thought of the other Primarch's unlucky appearance. He also thought of the four losers Warp, who were still staring at his ass with eager eyes, and his anus tightened even more.
The frightened Hogg didn't care whether he was weak or not. He jumped on Old Man Yellow's back and started beating him on the head. He wanted to beat back his good father who was as solid as a rock:
"Old Man Yellow, you must not have woken up yet, come back to me quickly! If you can't bear it anymore, don't you want me to bear it? I just want to eat and drink and wait to die!"
Emperor, who was beaten up by his filial son, never thought that his heart-to-heart words would actually make Hogg, the unfaithful son, think that he was insane.
Emperor's initial feelings were beaten back by Hogg's fists and filial piety. A trace of ferocity slowly appeared on the sad face. He grabbed Hogg who was still beating him and hammered him down, shouting:
"You bitch, didn't you see that I was lamenting about life? I really don't know how you wrote Chinese language exams and reading comprehension in your last life. I don't think you can escape this beating."
"Bang!" Emperor, who didn't use his psychic powers, pushed Hogg to the ground with only his physical strength. After a beating, Fatherly Love as a Mountain Fist made Hogg understand that your father is still your father.
Hogg, who was half disabled, felt real pain this time. In the past, he could bear it with his tight flesh, but this time, he was beaten to tears, and two tears fell down Emperor's face.
"(;Д`)Ah~ Damn it Yellow Weasel, it's rare for me to be filial to you but you don't appreciate it and hit me. From now on you will become a brainless god. I will go directly to Kobold."
Emperor, who felt that Hogg could really do such a thing, pressed him down while he was still barking. His face, which had been ferocious just now, instantly became amiable.
Supporting his son, who was about to be beaten to a pulp by him, Emperor took out a high-end traditional cigarette from Hogg's pocket, refilled it for Hogg very considerately, and took out the electronic version himself.
Hogg, who had been crying for a while, saw that Emperor no longer beat him, and squatted aside like a frustrated corgi. Two pillars of smoke that blended tradition and modernity slowly rose.
Emperor, who glanced at Hogg, discovered that the chess piece he had once carelessly placed had now become his real son, and it was even difficult for him to beat him.
Thinking of this, Emperor moved closer to Hogg, glanced at the red scarf inadvertently, and said to Hogg:
"Bitch, who gave you this scarf around your neck?"
Hogg didn't publicize the experience of traveling through time and space. Hearing Old Man Yellow's words, he didn't want to say it, but when he saw Emperor's eyes shining with dim golden light, he still...
He stretched out his fist and hit it hard.
"Old Man Yellow, I say it again, you are not allowed to use charm on me. If you want to know, just ask me. It's not some secret."
Emperor, who had blue circles under his eyes, wanted to say something harsh, but when he saw Hogg looking depressed, he stopped and listened to him talk about his experiences in those decades.
At the same time, Emperor felt that several eyes were still watching here. He didn't want those four losers to participate in the time he was alone with his son, so he casually set up a barrier to block those malicious gazes.
When he heard that Hogg turned into a dog, and Magnus turned into a stupid Little Pony, Emperor nodded crazily in his heart, feeling that these two guys were not like their father and had not inherited his advantages at all.
And when he heard that Hogg became Dog-Man Emperor, leading countless Kobold expeditions to the star sea, and launching Great Crusade, Emperor thought of himself even more.
This made Emperor think that although Hogg and Magnus looked like idiots, they still had merits and were worthy of being their own heirs, so let them be.
Until he heard the Kobold Warmaster, Emperor named Goda, his heart suddenly stopped. According to his speculation, this Kobold is very likely to be the piece of trash Warp.
Thinking of this, Emperor took off the scarf from Hogg's neck, and covered it with Warp's evil spiritual energy.
But Emperor discovered that the scarf did not burn at all, and even his psychic energy was extinguished. He seemed to see countless ships with dog Paw Print stamped on them, charging towards him.
Among the fleet of ships covering the sea of stars, a huge Kobold with a red scarf around its neck was roaring at it, as if reprimanding him for insulting Dog-Man Emperor.
Taking back the scarf snatched by Emperor, looking at Old Man Yellow who was stunned, Hogg punched him in the eye again, successfully giving him the skin of Ogryn, a sword-wielding panda with eyes.
But what Hogg didn't expect was that the beaten Emperor laughed wildly, even grinning from the corner of his mouth to his ears, and even burst into tears, shouting:
"Hahaha! The way to salvation, the way to salvation lies within it! Sure enough, destiny is mine."
Emperor, who still thought it was not enough, raised up the confused Hogg and started dancing, looking like a fool, which attracted the attention of Blackwatch who was on duty outside the door.
Primarch Guard, sensing something was wrong, kicked open the movable hatch. Then, they saw this shocking scene and froze on the spot.
Perhaps Emperor's behavior was so weird that Blackwatch, who inherited Hogg's talent for committing suicide, silently turned on the video recording function of their helmets, driven by the desire bursting deep in their genes.
Hogg, who was extremely weak, felt nauseous due to the repeated shaking of Emperor. The food residue that had not been digested just stirred up and vomited it out towards Emperor below.
"Ugh~spit"
The Blackwatchs who had videotaped this scene were even more excited with Psychic Network, thinking that it was their father who was vomiting in front of His Majesty Emperor.
Emperor, who had been sprayed all over, slowly lost the excited expression on his face, silently used spiritual energy to burn away the dirt on his body, and threw away the treacherous child in his hand.
But even so, the corners of Emperor's mouth still rose uncontrollably, just because he saw a way to turn things around, and the information on this path has been proven feasible by that scarf.
Thinking of this, Emperor was inspired again. He picked up the dizzy Hogg and shouted to him:
"Damn it, you kid can always give me some new tricks!"