Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 236

The Emperor: "Perturabo Has Always Been Steady"

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As if yesterday's warmth was all an illusion, Emperor changed from Old Man Yellow to Master of Mankind again.

Hearing the frightening words "You can't leave", Hogg thought that Emperor was going to treat him to some chicken soup. He quickly rummaged through his pockets and took out the huge Vortex Torpedo before he felt at ease.

Not sure what this traitor was trying to do, Emperor knocked the torpedo out of Hogg's hand, fearing that this kid would have a brain attack and his tens of thousands of years of virtue would be ruined here.

But this round Vortex Torpedo was the private collection of Hogg. He hugged it to sleep every day. He was afraid that it would damage the paint and fell to the ground. He felt very distressed, so he quickly collected it and placed it next to his blanket.

"Uh~ Old Man Yellow What are you asking me to do? Do you finally know that your virtue is not worthy and want to give me your Phantasm?"

Emperor, who was almost belched to death by Hogg, could no longer maintain his aloof persona, so he pulled the dog's ears to the apron, and there was Malcador, who had been waiting for a long time.

Hogg, who had his ears pinched, didn't know what the two old couples were doing. His originally huge eyes were narrowed to a slit by him, and he kept glancing back and forth between the two of them.

No one spoke in the dull cabin. Only the humming vibration of the engine let Hogg know that the two men were not dead, and the curiosity in his heart deepened.

The destination of the transport plane was none other than Phantasm, which Hogg had longed for. Following twists and turns, the three of them came to a secret room. A chessboard was placed in this not-so-luxurious cabin.

Hogg, who thought he had something good, saw that he wanted to play chess again, and muttered reluctantly:

"Let's play, you two will know how to play chess. How old are you? You are not as happy as playing a game. Let me tell you, Old Man Yellow, your hobby has not kept up with the times. Kobold will rub the handle with his paws. Look at you again!"

Emperor, who was annoyed by being told, gave Malcador a look. As Emperor's close friend, Malcador also understood. He took out his crutch and knocked it out against Hogg's head. The crutch made by Adamantium was bent by him.

"Bang!"

With the attack of this dog-beating stick technique, Hogg felt dizzy. He suddenly felt that someone was lifting him up. After shaking his head hard, he realized that he was already sitting in front of the chessboard.

Emperor, who suddenly felt that the world was quiet, nodded with satisfaction, pointed to the chessboard in front of him and said:

"You bitch, you must have seen clearly. This is not an ordinary chessboard. There are many creatures who want to be on the table, but they have no way to do it. However, it is because of my supreme power that you, the traitor, have the honor to participate.

And the last person like you who sat across from me was my former Warmaster Ollanius Persson."

"Ollanius Persson? Your old friend Perpetual? I thought you had executed him. Do you want to pass the position of Warmaster to me?

I don't want this bird position. Horus's baby boy is sitting there just right. If it were another position, I would have to beat that person half to death."

If not forced, Emperor really doesn't want this thing to be the key point of the plan, but there is no way, who calls Hogg an outsider?

When I think that Hogg became Emperor and Neoth tens of millions of years ago, I can't imagine what kind of weird look that Dog-man Empire looks like, so I can only get to the point quickly.

With a wave of Emperor's hand, 19 chess pieces with different postures appeared on the chessboard. Without any explanation, Hogg could tell that these were all Primarch.

Emperor was speechless and picked up a knight piece and placed it in the northeast, signaling Hogg to place the piece.

When Emperor makes Setsuna's move, the entire chessboard becomes Galaxy's map in Hogg's eyes, and Old Man Yellow's intention is clearly to let him choose a legion to supervise each other with Lion.

After thinking for a moment, Hogg took out the bat and put it up. After thinking about it, he placed Raven next to it. He thought that Night Lords alone could not check and balance First Legion, and it was only possible with Raven Guard.

Emperor nodded to Hogg's move, and placed a gorgeous chess piece that smelled of fragrance in the due north direction. Hogg could tell just by smell that it was the slutty the Phoenician, so he put Iron Hands up with his backhand.

After all, Suneo and his wife are better together. Only the toughest one can be the main attacker, and the weak one can only be the coquettish one.

When it was Emperor's turn to hold the stone, he directly picked up two blue and one red stones and placed them in the southeast corner, but this made Hogg confused:

"Old man Huang, can you say something while you are playing chess? Your sound card has lost Terra, or you are mute."

Emperor was once again angered by Hogg's lack of understanding of the atmosphere, but when he thought of the two of them pretending to be masters here, they were really a little stupid, so he just put all the remaining chess pieces on it.

"I'm going to put Angron and Guilliman in Macragge. I'm still very relieved about Guilliman. It's okay not to mention Angron. Let him add more Exterminatus to Macragge!

And Vulkan is going to guard Segmentum Pacificus, and my Lord of Drakes can completely monitor it.

The Angel He will return to Baal to travel around for support. Khan will continue Great Crusade at Segmentum Obscurus in the southwest, and debug the equipment with Alpha by the way.

Death Guard and Iron Warriors moved to fight Segmentum Tempestus. There are still Xenos that have not been cleared and need to be destroyed. Perturabo should be considered the most stable among my children."

Hogg laughed when he heard this. Forgetting the previous ones, he didn't expect that his dear Pepe would become the most stable heir in Old Man Yellow's mouth.

Emperor, who had been holding his breath for a long time, laughed out loud when he heard Hogg, pointed at his dog head and cursed:

"You bitch, what I'm talking about now is a major event related to the future of Imperium. Why are you laughing? Can you be more serious!"

"I, I thought of something interesting. That guy Ross is going to be a father. You may have a half-elf great-grandson. Congratulations Old Man Yellow."

Ignoring Hogg's nonsense, Emperor continued to explain his operations:

"Dorn will be stationed at Terra, who did a good job in the previous War of the Beast, and Space Wolves will stay at Fenris to monitor you, the heretic.

My Sagittarius will continue the expedition to Segmentum Obscurus together with Word Bearers. There are still many Orks left there. The only question now is, where will my stupid Magnus go?"

In the spirit of seeking truth from facts, Hogg was not angry because Emperor said that he was a heretic. Instead, he nodded in agreement. After all, he was indeed unclean.

But when he thought of Magnus, Hogg really started to think about it. As Dog-man Chancellor who had been with him for 88 years, he dared to say that he was the one who knew the sunburned Ogryn best.

As for Magnus, Little Pony and Hogg were really afraid that he would blow up Webway with just one phone call, so they had no choice but to say:

"Why don't you let Magnus come to Alicia? I don't think there will be any big problems."

Upon hearing that Hogg voluntarily took on the responsibility of this problem child, Emperor immediately took notice and kicked him out of Phantasm.

And when I return to Hogg from Blacklight, I feel something is wrong no matter how much I think about it, as if I have been tricked by Old Man Yellow, but I just can't figure out where the problem lies?

Just when Hogg was about to stop thinking about this matter and play a happy game, a crazy voice came from behind him:

"Hogg, what do you want from the great Crimson King? I am responsible for the future of Imperium and all Psyker. If my father hadn't asked me to come over and help you, could you afford the time I wasted?"

"..."

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