Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 237

The Great Dog-man Chancellor, the Eternal Crimson King

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Chapter 233 The great Dog-man Chancellor, the eternal Crimson King.

Words like "Great Wisdom Ruo Fool" and "Wise Man at Heart" generally describe people who don't look very smart, but are actually very wise.

Even though these people appear to be smart, they are still smart in nature, but Magnus is different.

Who is the Warhammer IQ poster girl? It must be Rainbow Pony who is the same as the blue-haired idiot god. Just because what he did was so explosive that Emperor got hemorrhoids for thousands of years.

The adjective "world-shaking wisdom" is biased by Magnus. For him, it doesn't matter whether he is wise or not. The key is that he is world-shaking!

Looking at this Xiao Si big man, Hogg had to raise his head to see the proud expression on his face. However, no matter how Hogg improved his image, in his eyes, he still felt like he was looking at a sunburned Ogryn.

"Oh~ Whose little kid has grown so big! Fortunately, it's just a Ogryn, not a sunburned Ogryn with one eye."

When he thought that Phoenix Fledgling Maokai under his command had now been promoted to Tech-Magos, it seemed that the word Ogryn was no longer appropriate to use on Magnus, Hogg sighed again.

Magnus saw his brother sighing and couldn't understand why Hogg was like this. Could it be that the great Crimson King couldn't solve his problem?

"Don't sigh Hogg, any problem is not a problem to your noble brother. Even if I can't, I can still make psychic communications to our wise father."

Upon hearing this, Hogg couldn't help but admire Old Man Yellow's ability to spot people. As this unlucky thing kept making harassing phone calls, one day a phone call might blow up Webway.

But looking at Magnus standing next to him like a wall, Hogg's thousands of words finally turned into one sentence:

"It would be really good for me to be without you!"

"???"

Although Magnus is not smart, he is still a normal person and can still understand when others ridicule him.

This made Brother Little Pony, who had just been proud of his life, fall into disgrace. He took out the transfer order that Emperor gave him personally and threw it on Hogg. With one move, Great Desolation Finger lit Hogg, and his little mouth said:

"Hogg, you have no conscience. If my father hadn't said that I could help you, I wouldn't have wanted to hang out with a muscular barbarian like you! It's a shame that I have been your prime minister for so many years. If brother... Brother, ugh! What's wrong with you?"

Magnus just couldn't say the name that was about to come to his lips, and as he recalled it, it seemed that some force was continuing to interfere with him, causing Magnus to let out a painful cry:

"No! I clearly remember who that person is? Damn it, get out of my mind, ah~Crimson King will never give in."

Seeing Magnus's convulsive behavior, Hogg thought he was sick again, but with his painful wails, Hogg finally arrived at the wrong place, and ran towards the laboratory with this big red-skinned man who weighed more than one ton.

Magnus, which was lifted up, emitted strong spiritual energy fluctuations all over its body, as if it was fighting some terrifying existence, and its big face turned even redder.

But looking at his expression, Hogg thought that this guy should be the one being abused. He was afraid that he would die on his ship, so he could only take the initiative to comfort him:

"Magnus, what the hell are you doing? Hold on, you bastard, the laboratory will be here soon, you must not die on my boat, you will not be able to do your job as principal by then!"

Perhaps it was because Hogg's voice anchored Magnus's thinking, or perhaps because his obsession with being the principal made him reluctant to give up. Brother Little Pony, who was immersed in the depths of his soul, completely exploded.

Seeing Magnus being lifted in mid-air, he directly entered the demonized state. In order to prevent the surging spiritual energy of Chaos from exploding, Hogg had to use its tentacles to imprison Magnus's form, and sucked up the spiritual energy directed at him.

As Hogg's devouring speed accelerated, his flesh and blood inevitably melted into Magnus's body. This allowed Hogg, who was always monitoring brother Little Pony's physical condition, to find that Magnus's condition was gradually improving.

The red scarf that had been wrapped around Hogg's neck was also dyed with scarlet Psionic Energy. It gave off bursts of light, and a dog Paw Print mark woven with brass threads emerged.

Hogg, who has high-dimensional characteristics, immediately discovered the clues. Even though he is completely a Muggle about psychic powers, his eyes are not blind. In addition, Emperor sang and danced after seeing this scarf. He seemed to understand something.

But in order to prevent his own flesh and blood from being contaminated, Warp Essence and Hogg who devoured Magnus had to slow down the fusion speed. They could only put the semi-demonized Magnus on the large operating table and use more professional instruments to monitor his body.

Just when Hogg was about to fill up the reserve of Psionic Energy, Magnus, wrapped in layers of tentacles, finally exited the demonized state and returned to the sunburned Ogryn.

However, as soon as Magnus opened his eyes, he flipped off the operating table, scribbling something on the table with his fingers in a panic, and mumbling:

"No one can take away my memory, no one!"

But as Magnus continued to write and draw, he gradually became slower. After finishing the last character, he squatted on the deck sweating profusely and panting heavily.

Looking at the operating table that was covered with words, Magnus shed tears in his eyes. He cried and laughed while pointing to the scratches on it and said:

"Hogg, what you said is right. Warp doesn't have any kind spirits. I finally saw their true face. But I was right, it was Goda. I finally remembered that name."

Speaking of this, Magnus wiped away the tears on his face, struggled to get up, pointed at the red scarf around Hogg's neck and laughed:

"You negative psychic Ogryn, you have no idea what our disciple did. He accomplished a feat that even I can't imagine. Dog-man Empire is not completely dead at all. Their souls are still there."

Silently taking off the scarf around his neck, Brother Hogg stroked this precious relic that represented the two people's shared memories. The previously dim brass mark was now sparkling.

When Magnus awakened his Setsuna, Hogg had already sensed that, and the broken soul in its illusory projection should not exist:

"Goda, is that you?"

Several dark and ferocious illusory tentacles were summoned by Hogg. As the sharp teeth on them expanded, a tiny light ball completely immersed in Psionic Energy appeared in front of the two of them.

Seeing this cowardly and weak soul dancing up and down, the two Dog-man Empire chiefs widened their eyes, both convinced that this was their common disciple.

"Hahahaha! Magnus, do you know what this means?"

"Does this mean that in addition to being the principal of Imperium, I can also be the prime minister?"

"That's right! Not only can you be the prime minister, I can also be Emperor again! Win, win this time!"

The two brothers who worked together laughed wildly and planned the future of Dog-man with each other. As the topic deepened, the conversation between the two inevitably became filial.

Hogg, who has never forgotten his original intention, is still thinking about his broken Imperium Secundus, muttering:

"Magnus, now we Imperium Secundus finally have people. With the leadership ability of the two of us Wolong Phoenix Fledgling, Old Man Yellow will not be able to kneel down and beg us."

Thinking of that scene, even Magnus, who loved his father deeply, couldn't help but feel secretly happy. Although he struggled to be a prime minister, he was still inferior to one person and superior to tens of thousands of people!

Perhaps the scene described by Hogg was too beautiful. The two sons of Emperor were really happy. Under the illumination of Goda's soul, they plotted the grand blueprint of Imperium Secundus.

"Hogg, now that things have reached this point, you can't lose your position! I have long been dissatisfied with that old wall lamp Malcador. The position of prime minister suits me very well."

Hogg, who was about to lose his mind, naturally agreed and promised Magnus:

"Don't worry, we brothers have such a good relationship, your position will definitely be indispensable. Not only you, I also want Mortarion to be the Minister of Agriculture, Angolon to be the Minister of Foreign Affairs, and Curze to be in the supervisory department.

Corvus Corax and Khan also have positions. In short, everyone has an official position and everyone can make a fortune together."

These words naturally made Magnus very satisfied, but he was quite filial, so he still asked:

"Then what do Emperor and Malcador do?"

"Huh? Little Pony! What you are saying is not making progress. These two remnants of the former dynasty are useless. When the time comes, find a place with no one and leave them there as savages. Maybe after a few hundred years, a race can be reproduced!"

The two of them looked at each other with understanding looks in their eyes, and their already wild laughter was even more tinged with a hint of obscenity.

Emperor, who had been silently shielding his gaze, clenched his fists when he saw this, gritted his teeth, took out a scarlet chess piece and placed it on the chessboard.

Malcador next to him was so angry that he broke his staff and wanted to fly over and blow the heads of these two idiots right away.

"I'm not angry, I'm not angry, ah! But I'm still angry!"

Malcador, who was usually unfazed by humiliation, immediately pulled out a portal, but before he could lock the spatial coordinates, Emperor's psychic pulse broke up the portal. He pressed the old man's hand and said:

"Don't worry, we'll settle the score with them when they're crazy enough. Then we'll throw them on an uninhabited planet and beat them for seven days and seven nights!"

Emperor's words finally comforted Malcador, so that Hogg, who was still happy, would not be beaten violently now. The two people who were good at peeping began to play with the chessboard again.

It's just that this time on the chessboard, a ferocious Eight-Pointed Star is reflected. Under the shadow of the northwest, which symbolizes madness and tyranny, there is an additional small chess piece.

And this little chess piece has a silly and silly looking dog head carved on it.

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