Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 57

The Dutiful Son Wants a Dutiful Son's Sword

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Unsurprisingly, Mortarion chose to join the ranks of Imperium, becoming the fourteenth Primarch to return.

Now that Imperium has been added, the rest is easy. It's just waiting for the arrival of the 14th Legion and then driving over.

While waiting for the arrival of the legion, Hogg took Mortarion to teach him a lot about Imperium's common sense. Of course, Hogg couldn't teach him step by step, so he still used the old method.

When Hogg first came back, Emperor used an information transmission device to instill knowledge into him and let him use his brain.

This kind of machine Blackwatch also exists. In the context of Galaxy, the level of human science and technology is not low, but most of them are relatively incomplete.

The reason is that there is a gap in human science and technology. Science and technology all rely on archeology. Whatever is dug up will reveal a metaphysics.

Although it is said that technology relies entirely on archeology, people in 30K generally believe in Imperial Truth. There is still technology research and development, and Tech-priest is not as rigid as the future.

It would be really troublesome if in the 40K era, innovation equals heresy. This is why Emperor vigorously promotes Imperial Truth.

Information infusion is a process that every Space Marine will go through. With this technology, the training time of soldiers will be greatly shortened.

As long as you can withstand the mental pressure of information infusion, you can acquire a huge amount of knowledge in one day. Of course, ordinary people cannot do this.

But it was not a problem for Primarch. Mortarion was directly indoctrinated for a whole day, and by the time it was over, he could show off two bowls of rice.

No, Ogryn, who feels itchy in the head, is hungry again and is frantically choosing meals in the canteen.

Looking at the silly boy eating in front of him, Hogg said earnestly:

"Little Mo! Remember, when you see Old Man Yellow, you will cry. The harder you cry, the better. And the expression must be rich, highlighting the idea of knowing how to return from a lost place, and never leaving Imperial Truth.

Go and memorize Imperial Truth for me later, and tell it when you talk, saying that you joined Imperium just for the future of mankind. Then you still want to cry for poverty and ask old father to give you some help, do you understand?"

"Okay Brother Eleven, but why do I have to recite Imperial Truth and still cry?"

He slapped Mortarion on the head. He broke his heart because of the stupid kid Hogg. It would be great if only Guilliman was here. Old Thirteen has been smart since he was a child.

"Mortarion, let me ask you, can you defeat your adoptive father now? Even if you can defeat him alone, can you keep the people on Barbarus fed?"

"Can't."

"That's it, even if you are Primarch, a person's power is limited. What do you rely on to get out now? Rely on power!"

Master Hogg, who hated iron, snatched Mortarion's rice bowl, stuffed it into his mouth with the cutlery and rice, and chewed big mouthfuls. Pointing to the food on the table, he continued:

"For example, this Killer Grass Sara. The planet where this plant is located is located in Solar Segmentum, which is thousands of miles away from here. Why do you think you can eat it on Blacklight.

It's not because I have power and background. My brothers were all princes in ancient times. How do you still want to eat well without power?

This small piece of Sara is not easy to obtain. It can only be obtained by Blackwatch recruits fighting the tree in Catachan. How did I just eat a piece of Plasteel.

Even though I haven't been back for a long time, I have a strong team, Ultima Segmentum's Guilliman, Angron and Magnus are all members of our Imperium Secundus.

When you have enough friends, your subordinates can kill a country bumpkin like Necare like Xenos, do you understand?"

Mortarion, who had little social experience, was successfully intimidated by Hogg. If he had so many powerful soldiers, it would undoubtedly be easier to kill those hateful Xenos.

Having figured it out, Mortarion put down his arrogance, became tactful, and quickly asked:

"Brother, please give me a hand, I also want to join Imperium Secundus."

Although Hogg thinks Little Mo is a bit silly, this guy is motivated enough and speaks well. He is really a good prospect of Imperium Secundus.

"There's no rush. Since Old Man Yellow asked me to help you, I will definitely take you to join the Imperium Secundus family. The most important thing for you now is to go to our father to get benefits.

Let me ask you, is a person who talks about his ideals to you when we meet him a serious person?"

Mortarion said without thinking:

"That's definitely not serious! Whoever comes up to talk about their ideals when we meet, we Barbarus people always ask 'Have you eaten?' when we meet."

"That's right! Don't look at him for being so arrogant. In fact, he is just a big golden guy with a sword. He knows shit about Imperial Truth. Imperial Truth's understanding is not as good as my Blacklight Cult.

I'm not bragging! Even Eldar agrees with my philosophy and come to join me one after another. You can see that all the tall and thin people around are Eldar, which shows that I, your brother, am the spokesperson of Imperial Truth."

After Mortarion came to Blacklight, he was very curious as to why there were other races on the human spaceship. Now he understood it after listening to Hogg, and he felt more and more that Imperium Secundus had a higher gold content.

"Little Mo. Do you know why I am so dedicated to teaching you, brother? For no other reason than our hearts are open! There is no one else but brothers."

Mortarion, who had been lacking love since childhood, was also moved by Hogg. The softness in his heart was touched and he stood up excitedly.

"Brother! From now on, you are my big brother, and I will definitely realize our Imperium Secundus's grand ambition to dominate."

"Hahaha! Okay, I'm very energetic, let's go find the golden Ogryn now."

The two flew directly to Bucephalus by speedboat and met Emperor.

Relying on the pre-discussed routine, Mortarion immediately knelt down when he saw Emperor, with tears streaming down his face, and loudly told his mistake, emphasizing the word "filial piety".

Then he took out a hardcover book "Imperial Truth" from his body and asked Emperor to help him solve his doubts. He directly made Emperor, who was afraid of society, confused.

Seeing his son being so sensible and turning from a rebellious boy into a good son, Emperor gave Hogg an appreciative look and thought to himself:

"This bitch also has two brushes. I can let him give lessons to other Primarch in the future. It's just that Mortarion's hair is too hairy, but it doesn't cover up the flaws."

Emperor was in a great mood. Hearing Mortarion cry for poverty, he immediately asked someone to bring out the star map, and with a wave of his hand, he gave him all the galaxies near Barbarus.

The entire bridge revealed a scene of family harmony. Before leaving, Emperor saw that Mortarion had no weapons, so he took the two of them directly into his exhibition room.

Looking at the good things hanging on the wall, Hogg's eyes lit up. He changed his usual arrogant look and begged his good father to give him some.

Thinking that this trip to Hogg had no merit but hard work, plus I really didn't give him anything good, so I asked him to pick one...

Before Emperor could say anything, he saw a scene that made him furious. That damn bitch opened the display cabinet and stuffed each treasure into his pocket dimension.

The angry Emperor chased him and beat him severely, but only allowed him to keep one thing, a giant sword made from the bones of Greater Daemon.

Finally, Mortarion chose a sickle and an energy pistol with Xenos technology, and named them 'Silence' and 'Underworld Lantern'.

And Hogg decided to call this long sword 'Frostmourne'.

The dog wants to listen to dog songs, Big Yellow It's raining and it's going home. It's snowing, it's snowing. A dog painter came to the snow, and it painted plum blossoms in the snow.

Damn, you made me cry.

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