A task had suddenly appeared from the system earlier. Wei Dong couldn't just leave it unfinished, could he?
Congratulations, host, you have triggered the Majin Buu's Whereabouts selection.
It wasn't that Wei Dong didn't want to kill Majin Buu. The problem was that the task he chose didn't allow him to.
Option One: Kill Fat Buu and receive Kibito's Instant Transmission.
Option Two: Kill Evil Skinny Buu and receive the method for creating Buu.
Option Three: Kill Majin Buu and receive the Fusion Dance.
Option Four: Kill Kid Buu and receive the advanced version of the Spirit Bomb.
Option Five: Spare Fat Buu and let him live. Reward: 100 System Coins.
The options were easy enough to understand: kill Fat Buu; kill the newly split Evil Skinny Buu; kill Majin Buu—the one formed when Evil Buu absorbed Fat Buu—or kill Kid Buu.
Of the rewards, it seemed only the fifth would be useful to me. The rest wouldn't make much difference.
System, I choose option five.
Congratulations, host, you have made your choice.
Please complete the task as soon as possible.
Come to think of it, how was Buu supposed to survive on Earth? In this world, Cell hadn't gone on a rampage, so Satan wasn't famous. In the original story, Satan had gotten lucky and taken advantage of the situation, but that hadn't happened here.
Looks like I'd have to ask the system to find him.
The system gave me the coordinates.
I used Instant Transmission to bring Majin Buu there. Huh, why was it a restroom? And why was Satan mopping the floor? Was Satan really this unlucky in this world, too? It was all because of me. If it weren't for me, Satan would still be lazing around and chasing women all day. He'd be falling for one woman after another. Satan, you really ought to thank me.
Satan didn't say anything when he saw Wei Dong and Majin Buu. He simply carried on cleaning the restroom by himself.
Satan wasn't living in the luxury he'd enjoyed in the original story. His clothes were tattered, and his face was covered in quite a few bruises.
Satan.
I called out to him.
He glanced at me, then said, "Uh, sir, I don't know what to call you. But you know my name, so it's a pleasure to meet you."
"Anyway, Satan, I'd like to introduce you to a new apprentice. From now on, he'll be your partner."
...Satan froze for a moment, then said, "Sir, please don't joke around. I'm just a janitor. I don't have any money."
"No problem." I used Instant Transmission to go to Bulma's house and asked her for a card with a few hundred million on it.
Bulma readily agreed.
When I returned, I handed the card to Satan. "There are a few hundred million in there. From now on, this guy is your underling. If anyone bullies you, have him beat them up. Just make sure he doesn't kill them. Your job is to take him out and enjoy yourselves."
"Majin Buu, these Earthlings are very fragile. If anyone bullies Satan, beat them up, but control your strength. Keep your power down to around ten. That should be easy for you."
"Okay," Majin Buu replied with a nod.
"Come on, give each other a hug. You're going to live together from now on."
Satan still looked a little bewildered, but Majin Buu had already thrown his arms around him.
"Satan, Buu likes sweets, so you can buy him plenty of candy and chocolate." After I finished speaking, Satan nodded too.
"Well, bye. You could also get some pets. And if you run out of money, you can have Buu enter the World Martial Arts Tournament."
"Buu's really strong. Or you could have him treat people—Buu can heal people with magic."
Just then, I suddenly heard King Kai's voice.
"Bad news, Wei Dong! The Namekians are under attack. A huge spaceship has surrounded Namek!"
? I was a little stunned.
First things first: I had to find Son Goku and the others.
I used Instant Transmission to appear beside Son Goku and explained the situation to them.
Son Goku asked, "So, who is it?"
"Ah, I forgot to ask King Kai." I scratched my head awkwardly. Just then, King Kai spoke up. "It's Cooler. But this Cooler's body is silver-white. He looks a lot like Mecha Frieza did back then."
"Sou desu ka. I see. This is that movie where he has a hundred million in power."
I turned to Son Goku. "Goku, take the others with you. I have something else to do. Take Gohan, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Biro with you. Here are five Senzu Beans."
Son Goku nodded. It wasn't that Wei Dong was stingy, giving him only five Senzu Beans. Ever since the Senzu Bean Potted Plant had withered and died, the supply had been dwindling. We had to make them last.
Then Wei Dong turned to Supreme Kai. "Please take me to King Kai's Planet. I have something very important to do there."
But Kibito shouted, "A mere mortal can't enter the Realm of Gods! It's a place you can't reach!"
Shin didn't object. In fact, he seemed to agree.
"Never mind, Kibito. Take him there," Shin said.
"What? Supreme Kai, why should he be allowed into our Realm of Gods? He's just a mortal!" Kibito protested at once.
"I have my reasons, Kibito. Just take him there. It won't affect me. Let's see what he wants to do," Shin said calmly.
Kibito said nothing more and instead told Wei Dong to grab hold of him.
They used Instant Transmission to arrive in the Realm of Gods. Wei Dong had never been there before, so he couldn't use Instant Transmission to get there on his own. But now that he'd been there once, he could treat it like home from then on.
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