Just before this, a system-issued mission suddenly appeared; Wei Dong couldn't exactly ignore it.
Congratulations to the Host for triggering the quest: The Whereabouts of Majin Buu. Please make your selection.
Actually, it wasn't that Wei Dong didn't want to kill Fat Buu, but rather that the mission he chose didn't allow for it.
Option 1: Directly kill Fat Buu. Reward: Kibito's Instant Transmission.
Option 2: Kill Evil Skinny Buu. Reward: Buu's creation method.
Option 3: Kill Majin Buu. Reward: Fusion Dance.
Option 4: Kill Kid Buu. Reward: Advanced Spirit Bomb.
Option 5: Spare Fat Buu and let him live. Reward: 100 System Coin.
These choices seemed easy enough to understand: kill Fat Buu, kill the newly split Evil Skinny Buu, kill Majin Buu (the version where Skinny Buu absorbed Fat Buu), or kill Kid Buu.
Of these rewards, only the fifth one seemed beneficial to me; the rest didn't offer much of an upgrade.
System, I choose option five.
Congratulations to the Host for making a selection. Please complete the mission as soon as possible.
Honestly, how is Buu supposed to survive on Earth? In this world, Cell never went on a rampage, so Satan doesn't even know where to go. In the original story, Satan hit the jackpot, but that didn't happen here.
Looks like I'll have to ask the system to find a place.
The system provided the coordinates shortly after.
I used Instant Transmission to bring Majin Buu to the location. Huh? Why is it a restroom? Why is Satan mopping the floor? Isn't this world's Satan a bit too pathetic? It's all my fault; if it weren't for me, Satan would still be indulging in women and rotting away every day, chasing after one girl or another. Satan, you really should thank me properly.
Satan didn't seem to say anything when he saw Wei Dong and Majin Buu; he just continued mopping the restroom on his own.
At this moment, Satan didn't have the luxury he had in the original story; his clothes were tattered, and his face bore significant bruises.
"Satan."
I called out to him.
He glanced at me and said, "Uh, sir, I'm not sure how to address you, but it's a pleasure to meet you since you know my name."
"Listen, Satan, I'm introducing an apprentice to you. From now on, let him tag along with you."
...Satan froze for a moment, then said, "Sir, stop joking. I'm just a janitor, and I don't have any money."
"It's fine." I used Instant Transmission to go to Bulma's house and asked her for a card with several hundred million on it.
Bulma agreed quite readily.
After returning, I gave the card to Satan and told him, "This card is for you; it has several hundred million inside. From now on, this guy is your lackey. If anyone bullies you, have your lackey beat them up—but just make sure he only injures them, don't kill them. Your job is to take your lackey out to eat, drink, and have fun."
"Majin Buu, these Earthlings are very fragile. If anyone bullies Satan, hit them, but you must control your power. It's best to suppress your combat power to 10; that should be very simple for you."
"Yes." Majin Buu nodded.
"Give each other a hug; you'll be living together from now on."
Satan was still a bit dazed, but Majin Buu had already wrapped him in a hug.
"Satan, Buu likes sweets, so you can buy more candy and chocolate." After I finished speaking, Satan nodded as well.
"Well, bye. You could also keep some pets; that wouldn't be bad. If you're short on money, you can have Buu enter the World Martial Arts Tournament."
"Buu is very strong, or you could have Buu provide healing; Buu can use magic to heal others, you know."
Just then, I suddenly heard King Kai's voice.
King Kai said, "Wei Dong, it's bad! The Namekian have come under attack; a massive Spaceship has surrounded Namek."
? I was a bit confused.
Never mind that for now; I need to find Son Goku and the others first.
I used Instant Transmission to reach Son Goku and explained the situation to them.
At this point, Son Goku asked, "So, who are those people?"
"Ah, I forgot to ask King Kai," I said awkwardly, scratching my head. Just then, King Kai spoke up, "It's Cooler, but this Cooler's body is silver-white; he seems very similar to the Mecha Frieza from back then."
Soka, so that's it. It's the "hundred billion" version from the movie.
I said to Son Goku, "Goku, you take them. I have other business. You take Gohan, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Biro with you. Here are 5 Senzu Beans for you."
Son Goku nodded. It wasn't that Wei Dong was being stingy with the 5 Senzu Beans; ever since the Senzu Bean Potted Plant withered and died, Senzu Beans had become increasingly scarce, so they had to be used sparingly.
Meanwhile, Wei Dong said to Supreme Kai, "Please take me to King Kai's Planet; I have a very important matter there." Kibito shouted loudly, "A mere mortal cannot enter the Realm of Gods! That is a place you cannot reach."
But Shin didn't say anything; instead, he seemed to agree.
"Forget it, Kibito, take him there," Shin said.
"What? Supreme Kai, why? He is just a mortal; how can he enter our Realm of Gods?" Kibito immediately protested.
"I have my own plans, Kibito. Just do it; it won't affect me anyway. Take him there and see what he wants to do," Shin said calmly.
Kibito didn't say anything more, but instead told Wei Dong to grab onto him.
We used Instant Transmission to arrive at the Realm of Gods. Because Wei Dong had never been here before, he couldn't use Instant Transmission to reach this place, but since he had been here once, he would treat this place as home from now on.