Champa: Brat, Can You Cook?

"I get it, Vados. You really have taken a liking to him," Champa sighed.

"What are you saying, Lord Champa?" Vados rolled her eyes.

"If you really want to bring him back, I don't have an objection," Champa shook his head, "but there is one prerequisite: he must know how to cook, and it has to be delicious. Otherwise, forget it."

"I was just joking. If you don't want to bring him back, Lord Champa, then pretend I never said anything," Vados replied.

"Very well, then I shall give him a chance. Let's see if he cherishes it," Champa thought it over carefully and immediately made up his mind.

He would take this brat back and let Vados train him.

Then, he would bring him along to crush everyone in Universe 7.

Once Beerus found out his true identity, his expression would surely be magnificent.

I am looking forward to seeing Beerus's wonderful expression more and more.

Let's see what this brat's attitude is first.

"Hey, kid," Champa beckoned to Vegeta.

Vegeta, hands in his pockets, flew over.

What does this guy want with me?

"Kid, I think your talent is quite good," Champa smiled, paused, and then asked, "Tell me, how is your cooking?"

"I can make canned goods. The canned yellow peaches I make are delicious," Vegeta said.

Champa: "????"

Vados: "????"

The two looked at each other.

What is canned yellow peach?

They had never heard of such a thing.

Is it really as delicious as he claims?

"Canned... the name alone sounds quite tasty..." Champa smacked his lips.

Vados also licked her lips, seemingly a bit tempted.

"That... make it for me to taste right now," Champa said.

"I'm afraid I can't right now. I have a very important matter to finish. Let's talk about it after I'm done," Vegeta said, looking troubled.

"What? What on earth do you need to finish?" Champa's face darkened.

This brat... he actually refused me.

"Give me a way to contact you. Once I'm done with what I'm doing, come pick me up, and I'll make the canned yellow peaches for you then," Vegeta said, "or, after I finish my work and make the canned peaches, you can come over to get them."

"Vados, give it to him," Champa said.

"Very well, Lord Champa," Vados nodded, flew forward, and handed Vegeta a communicator.

Vegeta took the communicator and tucked it into his collar.

"Beautiful sister, I'll miss you," Vegeta said.

"Such a sweet talker," Vados giggled and gave Vegeta's cheek a nice pinch.

Vegeta: "..."

Pinching my face again!

Just you wait.

You pinch my face, and I'll pinch your... hmm...

"Well then... we really must be going now," Vados smiled.

"Goodbye, sister," Vegeta nodded.

"Kid, one last question: what is your dream?" Champa asked.

"I am going to become the number one warrior in the universe!" Vegeta clenched his fists, his expression solemn.

"Oh? Ambitious," Champa laughed, patted Vegeta on the shoulder, and said, "It's your good luck that you met us. I hope your canned yellow peaches are delicious!"

"Whoosh! Whoosh!"

The next moment, Champa and Vados moved and vanished once again.

The two appeared at high speed on the other side of the planet, continuing to mooch off the food and drink there.

Vegeta couldn't be bothered to find out if the two had left the planet; without a moment's hesitation, he immediately boarded his spaceship.

"Whoosh!"

The spaceship soared into the sky, flying rapidly toward the star sector where Earth was located.

Frieza's spaceship.

"Lord Frieza, Cui... is dead," Dodoria said in a low voice.

"Oh?" Frieza narrowed his eyes slightly, his tail swaying back and forth behind him.

"News just came in from Planet Fafde... That shameless guy Vegeta, seeing he was no match for Cui, actually transformed into a Great Ape!" Dodoria snorted.

"What? Was it a full moon on Planet Fafde when they went there to fight?" Frieza asked.

"Not exactly... That guy Vegeta can condense an artificial full moon himself," Dodoria replied.

"It only proves that Cui is too stupid. Why give him the chance to transform?" Frieza chuckled softly. "Couldn't he have just killed him while he was condensing the artificial moon?"

"The problem is... Vegeta only released a very ordinary energy sphere, and Cui didn't know it was an artificial moon," Dodoria replied. "By the time Cui realized what was happening, it was already too late."

Frieza remained silent, contemplating how to deal with that little brat named Vegeta.

"Lord Frieza, should we continue to send people to track him?" Berryblue asked.

"Forget it, let him be," Frieza shook his head. "If he really can become a Super Saiyan, then he would be worth my serious attention."

"By the way, Lord Frieza... It is said that someone on Planet Fafde saw a chubby version of Lord Beerus," Berryblue suddenly remembered and spoke quickly.

"Oh? A chubby version of Lord Beerus?" Frieza was stunned. "Is there any video footage?"

"There was, but for some reason, the data suddenly corrupted... The only video footage has disappeared," Berryblue shook her head.

"It's worth mentioning that Cui's spaceship crashed into a statue of Lord Beerus..." Dodoria wiped away sweat.

"You... what did you say? Lord Beerus's statue fell? Is it broken?" Frieza's expression changed.

"It's broken... The arm shattered, a piece of the head fell off, and the tail fell off as well..." Dodoria replied immediately. "The craftsmen are working through the night to repair it."

"Idiots! Why bother repairing it? Make a new one immediately!" Frieza roared in anger. "This time, find better materials so it doesn't break so easily... If you have to, use the materials from our own spaceship to build it!"

"Lord Frieza, the materials for our spaceship are extremely expensive," Dodoria said with a bitter smile.

"Are you an idiot, Dodoria?" Frieza was so angry that smoke was coming out of his nostrils. "No matter the cost, you must make the statue of Lord Beerus perfect!"

"Yes! Lord Frieza! I will arrange it right away!" Dodoria knelt and bowed.

Three months passed in the blink of an eye.

From his spaceship, Vegeta could already see that familiar, unforgettable planet appearing in the distance.

Earth, I'm coming.

And my future wife, I'm coming to find you.

Since I've transmigrated into Vegeta, Bulma is naturally mine.

Furthermore, I must keep a close eye on Bulma while she's still young.

Otherwise, I'll end up as "Green-geta"!

Who would even cuckold me?

One is Kakarot when he was a kid.

Then there's that old pervert, Master Roshi.

And Yamcha!

Right, and Oolong too.

Kakarot is just ignorant; as long as I guide him properly, it'll be fine.

The other three, however, need a good beating.