"I get it, Vados. You've really taken a liking to him," Champa sighed.
"What are you talking about, Lord Champa?" Vados rolled her eyes.
"I don't mind if you really want to take him back with us," Champa said with a shake of his head. "But there's one condition: he has to know how to cook, and it has to taste good. Otherwise, forget it."
"I was only joking. If Lord Champa doesn't want to take him back, just pretend I never said anything," Vados replied.
"Actually, I'll give him a chance. Let's see if he knows how to appreciate it." Champa thought it over carefully, then made up his mind.
He'd take the kid back and have Vados train him.
Then he'd take him along to beat up everyone in Universe 7.
Once Beerus found out who he really was, his expression would be priceless.
I'm looking forward to seeing Beerus's priceless expression more and more.
Let's see what the kid says first.
"Hey, kid." Champa beckoned Vegeta over.
Vegeta flew over with his hands in his pockets.
What does this guy want with me?
"Kid, you seem pretty talented," Champa said with a smile, then paused and asked, "By the way, how good are you at cooking?"
"I can make canned food. My canned peaches are delicious," Vegeta said.
Champa: "????"
Vados: "????"
The two looked at each other.
What were canned peaches?
They'd never heard of such a thing.
Were they really as delicious as he said?
"Canned food... Even the name sounds delicious..." Champa smacked his lips.
Vados licked her lips too, looking a little tempted.
"Um... Make some for me to try right now," Champa said.
"I'm afraid I can't right now. There's something important I still have to take care of. Maybe afterward," Vegeta said, looking troubled.
"What? What exactly do you have to take care of?" Champa's expression darkened.
This kid... He actually turned me down.
"Give me a way to contact you. When I'm done with what I have to do, come pick me up, and I'll make you canned peaches," Vegeta said. "Or I can make them once I'm done, and you can come get them then."
"Vados, give him one," Champa said.
"Of course, Lord Champa." Vados nodded, flew over, and handed Vegeta a Communicator.
Vegeta took the Communicator and tucked it into his collar.
"Pretty lady, I'll miss you," Vegeta said.
"What a sweet talker." Vados giggled, then gave Vegeta's cheek another good pinch.
Vegeta: "..."
She pinched my face again!
Just you wait.
You pinch my face, and I'll pinch your... Mm-hmm...
"Well... We really should be going now," Vados said with a smile.
"Goodbye, big sister." Vegeta nodded.
"By the way, kid, what's your dream?" Champa asked.
"I'm going to become the strongest warrior in the universe!" Vegeta clenched his fist and said solemnly.
"Oh? You've got ambition." Champa laughed and patted Vegeta on the shoulder. "You're lucky you ran into us. I hope your canned peaches taste good!"
"Whoosh! Whoosh!"
In the next instant, Champa and Vados moved and vanished once again.
They quickly appeared on the other side of the planet, where they continued eating and drinking their way around.
Vegeta couldn't be bothered to find out whether the two had left the planet. Without another moment's hesitation, he boarded the spaceship.
"Whoosh!"
The spaceship rose into the sky and sped toward the region of space where Earth was located.
Frieza's spaceship.
"Lord Frieza, Cui... is dead..." Dodoria said gravely.
"Oh?" Frieza's eyes narrowed slightly as his tail swayed back and forth.
"We just got word from Planet Fafde... That despicable Vegeta realized he couldn't beat Cui, so he turned into a Great Ape!" Dodoria snorted.
"What? When they fought on Planet Fafde, was it a full moon?" Frieza asked.
"No... Vegeta can create an Artificial Full Moon himself," Dodoria replied.
"That only proves how foolish Cui was. Why give him the chance to transform?" Frieza chuckled softly. "He should have killed him while he was creating the Artificial Full Moon."
"The problem is... Vegeta only released an ordinary energy blast, and Cui didn't realize it was an Artificial Full Moon," Dodoria replied. "By the time Cui figured it out, it was too late."
Frieza fell silent, thinking about what to do with the little brat named Vegeta.
"Lord Frieza, should we send someone to track him?" Berryblue asked.
"Forget it. Let him be," Frieza said, shaking his head. "If he can really become a Super Saiyan, then he'll be worth taking seriously."
"By the way, Lord Frieza... They say someone saw a fat version of Lord Beerus on Planet Fafde," Berryblue suddenly said, remembering something.
"Oh? A fat version of Lord Beerus?" Frieza asked in surprise. "Is there video footage?"
"There was, but for some reason the data suddenly got corrupted... The only video recording disappeared too." Berryblue shook her head.
"One thing worth mentioning is that Cui's spaceship knocked over Lord Beerus's statue..." Dodoria said, wiping away sweat.
"Y-You said what? Lord Beerus's statue fell? Was it damaged?" Frieza's expression changed.
"It was already broken... One arm was smashed, part of the head had fallen off, and the tail had come off too..." Dodoria replied at once. "The craftsmen are repairing it overnight."
"Fools! Why repair it? Make a new one immediately!" Frieza shouted in a fit of rage. "This time, find better materials so it won't break so easily... If necessary, use the materials from our spaceships!"
"Lord Frieza, the materials used for our spaceships are very expensive," Dodoria said with a bitter smile.
"Dodoria, are you an idiot?" Frieza was so angry that smoke practically came from his nostrils. "No matter how much it costs, Lord Beerus's statue must be made to perfection!"
"Yes, Lord Frieza! I'll arrange it right away!" Dodoria bowed.
Three months passed in the blink of an eye.
From aboard the spaceship, Vegeta could now see a familiar planet in the distance, one he knew all too well.
Earth, here I come.
And my future wife, I'm coming to find you.
Since I'd been reincarnated as Vegeta, Bulma was obviously mine.
And I had to keep a close eye on Bulma from a young age.
Otherwise, I'd become NTR Vegeta!
Who could steal her from me?
One was Kakarot, back when we were kids.
Another was Master Roshi, that old pervert.
And Yamcha!
Oh, and Oolong too.
Kakarot was just a kid who didn't know any better. I just had to guide him properly.
The other three needed a good beating.