Douluo: My Dad is a Heartthrob, Exposed by the Heavenly Screen
Chapter 10

Scumbag Yu Xiaogang, You're All My Fans?

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Tang Chen grew anxious.

He could tolerate being humiliated, but he would not allow the Clear Sky Sect to be insulted.

No, that wasn't right—he couldn't even tolerate being humiliated himself.

Both he and the Clear Sky Sect possessed dignity.

"Tang Chen, you said it yourself."

"If Tang San is a direct descendant of your Clear Sky Sect, you must strike him dead."

"Bo Saixi is here to bear witness; you cannot go back on your word."

Seeing Tang Chen acting so tough, Qian Daoliu wore an expression of someone ready to enjoy a good show.

Although he didn't know who Tang San was, he could guess that Tang San was likely Tang Hao's son, which would make him Tang Chen's great-great-grandson.

According to what he knew, when Qian Xunji was hunting down Tang Hao and was killed in retaliation, Tang Hao had a newborn child in his arms.

That child was most likely Tang San.

Even if it wasn't, he had nothing to lose.

Seeing Qian Daoliu's serious expression, Tang Chen suddenly felt a bit timid.

What if Tang San really was a direct descendant of his Clear Sky Sect?

Would he really have to strike him dead?

But he had already said the words, and Bo Saixi was listening right there.

If he backed out now, wouldn't he lose face in front of her?

As a man of stature, he could not make a fool of himself in front of the woman he loved.

Driven by pride, Tang Chen had no choice but to bite the bullet and commit, "Whoever goes back on their word is a coward!"

He refused to believe his luck was that bad.

"Good, that's the spirit."

"I shall return at once and have someone investigate Tang San's identity."

"If Tang San is indeed a direct descendant of your Clear Sky Sect, don't let us down."

"Bo Saixi, you are the witness!"

Qian Daoliu was so eager to confirm Tang San's identity that he didn't linger on Sea God Island, taking flight immediately.

He needed to investigate not only Tang San's identity but also who exactly this Duan Changsheng was, to have made Bo Saixi so unable to forget him.

If he could just kill this Duan Changsheng in secret and then break the news to Bo Saixi, wouldn't she be able to move on from him?

Then, he would finally have a chance.

Thinking of this, Qian Daoliu was instantly filled with motivation.

If he had realized this sooner, he wouldn't have wasted seven days on Sea God Island for nothing.

"Tang Chen, you and Qian Daoliu are both over a hundred years old; is acting this childish really fun?"

"Playing with bets—I'm embarrassed for you!"

"What will you do if Tang San really is a direct descendant of your Clear Sky Sect?"

Bo Saixi was speechless.

When would these two old men ever grow up?

"Hmph, if he is, I will strike him dead. Our Clear Sky Sect does not harbor scumbags!"

"Bo Saixi, my condition has basically stabilized. Thank you for these past few days."

"I won't disturb you any longer; I'll be heading back now."

"I'll come to see you again when I have the time!"

Tang Chen made his promise with a solemn face, terrified that Bo Saixi might think he wasn't being sincere.

Yet, he felt incredibly guilty and intended to return to the Clear Sky Sect to conduct a thorough investigation into whether a person named Tang San even existed.

If he did, he would have to find another way.

"You, always in such a rush. Let's see what you do when the time comes!"

"It's better that you're both gone; at least you won't be bothering me."

"Love requires initiative."

"Since Brother Duan is still out there, I shall head to the mainland."

"No matter what, I don't want to let this opportunity slip away again. I must stay with Brother Duan forever."

Watching Qian Daoliu and Tang Chen depart, Bo Saixi gave a few instructions to the Seven Sacred Pillar Douluo of Sea God Island before taking flight toward the mainland to search for traces of Duan Changsheng.

Scumbag Ranking TOP 2: Yu Xiaogang.

[This person is filthy at heart, a toad lusting after swan meat, prone to infidelity, and harbors extreme delusions regarding the Pope of Spirit Hall!]

Yu Xiaogang's appearance at second place on the ranking caused an immediate and massive sensation.

Who on the Douluo Continent did not know of the "Grandmaster" Yu Xiaogang?

He was clearly a good-for-nothing who insisted on claiming he had developed the Ten Core Theories of Martial Souls, all while swindling and bluffing his way through life.

To think he would actually make it onto the Scumbag Ranking for harboring delusions about Pope Bibi Dong.

It seemed this fellow was even more useless and detestable than anyone had imagined.

"Damn it, how could I, Yu Xiaogang, possibly be a scumbag!"

"Heavens, you cannot torment me like this."

"Bibi Dong clearly loves me; I am the person she loves most in this world."

Seeing himself on the Scumbag Ranking, Yu Xiaogang completely lost his mind.

How could things have turned out like this?

He should have been on the Love Saint Ranking instead.

The people around him heard Yu Xiaogang's roar and turned to look, their eyes flashing with malice.

The soul masters living in Spirit City were, for the most part, the most loyal followers of Spirit Hall.

They felt deep gratitude for the support policies implemented by Pope Bibi Dong.

In the hearts of many, Bibi Dong was their goddess.

Especially for the male soul masters, Bibi Dong was an unattainable goddess who could never be tarnished by anyone.

Yet, this good-for-nothing "Grandmaster," infamous throughout the Douluo Continent, actually harbored delusions about her, and had the audacity to appear in Spirit City, spouting wild nonsense and claiming that Bibi Dong loved only him.

Such a bottomless piece of trash did not deserve to exist in this world.

If they didn't teach this guy a lesson, it would be impossible to quell the public's anger.

They would not allow anyone to tarnish their goddess Bibi Dong—not even in their fantasies.

"Damn, I can't take it anymore. I never knew there could be such a shameless person under the heavens."

"Hell, where did this monkey come from, daring to run wild here and claiming Her Majesty the Pope loves only him? If that were true, I'd write my name backward."

"F*ck, this is too narcissistic. He should look at his own dog-ugly face; I feel sick just looking at him, yet he dares to say Her Majesty the Pope loves him. How shameless!"

"Screw this, I have to teach him a lesson, or people will think Spirit Hall has no one left."

"You little bastard, daring to harbor fantasies about my goddess? I'll show you what a fist the size of a sandbag feels like."

"Charge, brothers! Beat him to death and vent our anger for Her Majesty the Pope!"

The surrounding crowd completely erupted, surrounding Yu Xiaogang with righteous indignation.

The voices denouncing Yu Xiaogang gradually spread throughout Spirit City, attracting more and more male soul masters to the scene.

Before long, Yu Xiaogang was surrounded by a crowd of burly men, leaving him no room to move.

Every Spirit Hall patrol passing by took the initiative to take a detour.

Many patrols even spread the word to attract more people, and some even actively led the way.

Yu Xiaogang looked at the furious crowd and swallowed hard in fear.

What were they trying to do?

Their eyes were terrifying.

"Y-you, who are you people? What are you doing?"

"I'm telling you, this is Spirit City, the place with the best law and order on the Douluo Continent. You can't just do whatever you want."

Yu Xiaogang looked around fearfully, trying to find a corner to slip through.

But he realized that everyone had surrounded the area so tightly that not even a fly could get in; there was simply no way to escape.

A burly, middle-aged man looked him up and down with great displeasure and asked coldly, "Are you that 'Grandmaster' Yu Xiaogang?"

"Yes, I am the Grandmaster, Yu Xiaogang, the genius who researched the Ten Core Theories of Martial Souls."

"Are you all my fans, looking for an autograph?"

"Or do you want to ask me for advice on love theories so you can win over the women you love?"

Seeing someone call him "Grandmaster," the timidity in Yu Xiaogang's heart vanished instantly, replaced by unprecedented confidence.

He hadn't realized he was already this famous.

It seemed this Scumbag Ranking was actually quite useful.

It was just that these fans seemed a bit too enthusiastic, which made him feel a little scared.

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