Rat Douluo Becomes a Eunuch, Su Chen's Small Dream: Offending Before His Wife

"Pfft!"

Tang Hao spat out a large mouthful of blood, his aura withered to the extreme.

The backlash from the ring detonation, the rebounding damage, and his previous old injuries had completely stripped him of his combat ability.

Su Chen carried the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club, walking step by step toward Tang Hao.

Tang Hao collapsed into a mud pit, watching the weapon covered in barbs draw closer and closer, his eyes filled with despair.

"Hehehe, now I'm going to teach you a lesson about the strong bullying the old."

Su Chen's goal was clear.

He raised the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club, spinning it with a frantic buildup of power, and aimed it straight at Tang Hao's crotch.

"No! What are you doing!"

Tang Hao realized Su Chen's intention and was scared out of his wits.

He desperately clamped his legs together, trying to protect his vitals.

No!!!

Stop it!!!

The Wolf-Tooth Sword Club whistled through the air as it smashed down fiercely!

The dull sound of shattering eggs was exceptionally jarring in the night.

Under this blow, Tang Hao's eyes bulged, his entire face drained of color, and his gaze revealed a sliver of despair.

The next second, he was sent flying by Su Chen's powerful strike.

Splat.

He flew back a meter and landed on the edge of the mud pit.

Immediately after, a pig-like shriek echoed!

That scream!

It was simply too gruesome to listen to!

It was so shrill that even Su Chen, the perpetrator, couldn't help but shudder.

[Ding! Detected an extremely abstract event: Tang San's two fathers have teamed up to become eunuchs. Obtained 8,000 abstract points!]

Su Chen nodded in satisfaction as he listened to the system announcement.

8,000 points!

This old rat was truly impressive.

It had to be said, the physical durability of a Titled Douluo was still quite high; Su Chen shook his right hand, which felt sore and numb from the recoil.

His all-out strike had only managed to knock Tang Hao back a meter.

On the other side.

Tang Hao was convulsing in pain, his throat emitting a roar like a dying beast.

The dignity of the Clear Sky Douluo he was so proud of was crushed to pieces at this moment.

Along with his dignity as a man, it all shattered into dust.

Listening to Tang Hao's wails, Su Chen confirmed a thought in his mind.

No one—or rather, no man—could withstand the pain of having their balls shattered.

This was no longer just physical torture!

It was a dual blow to both body and spirit.

Su Chen walked closer to take a look; Tang Hao was currently clutching his crotch with both hands, curled up like a shrimp, staring at Su Chen with nothing but venomous hatred.

If looks could kill, Su Chen would have died at least a hundred thousand times by now.

Tsk tsk, how tragic!

However, it wasn't he who was miserable; on the contrary, Su Chen felt quite satisfied.

After all, this club had crippled the old rat's lower regions.

"That look in your eyes is truly terrifying. Are you dying to kill me? Get up and fight me then, you idiot."

Su Chen sneered, bringing the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club to his lips and blowing on it.

Drip!

A drop of red blood slid down from the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club, grazing the corner of Su Chen's mouth.

Ugh!

Blegh!!!

Su Chen bent over and dry-heaved. Damn it, he had almost been ambushed by this beast, Tang Hao.

He didn't know if that drop of blood came from Tang Hao's hand or his crotch.

If it were between the legs—yue!

He retched even more violently.

Before long!

Su Chen wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and looked at Tang Hao, saying, "As expected of the legendary Clear Sky Douluo; even I almost fell victim to your sneak attack."

Motherf***er!!!

This evil little brat is truly a beast!!

He is simply too despicable.

Su Chen shook the blood off his Wolf-Tooth Sword Club with disgust. Could this martial soul even be used anymore?

"You came to kill me, which makes me very unhappy, so I crippled something unimportant of yours. However, rest assured, I am a very reasonable person. Since I have already taken my revenge, I won't kill you."

Su Chen did not intend to kill Tang Hao.

Keeping Tang Hao alive was more useful than killing him; he could still rely on him to provide abstract points in the future!

Without his manhood, Tang Hao could form a eunuch duo with Yu Xiaogang, and they could discuss how to use the restroom when they had nothing better to do.

Not to mention, there was still A Yin! Su Chen had a tiny dream: to commit a little bit of "husband-present" adultery.

If he killed Tang Hao, how would that little dream ever come true?

However, Su Chen really was such a good person!

He left a life for the man who wanted to kill him.

He only crippled his manhood.

Truly a great, good person.

"Rat, no need to thank me. Live well; we have a long road ahead."

Su Chen activated his second soul skill, waved at Tang Hao, and hummed a little tune as he strolled slowly back toward the academy.

Tang Hao stared fixedly at Su Chen's retreating back.

His eyes were filled with nothing but malice.

You evil little brat, not killing him today was absolutely the biggest mistake!

He would pay back every bit of the humiliation he had suffered, step by step.

No matter the cost!

He had to kill that damned, evil little brat!

The night wind blew, and the back mountain returned to silence.

Only the lingering scent of blood in the air and the wreckage on the ground proved that a one-sided slaughter had taken place here.

Su Chen had made a massive profit on this trip.

Not only did he get a second soul skill for free, but he also squeezed over ten thousand abstract points out of that old rat.

Returning to Dormitory Seven.

The dormitory was quiet, and the work-study students were sleeping soundly.

The sound of snoring rose and fell.

Xiao Wu turned over in her bed, one leg draped over Su Chen's quilt; her sleeping posture was extremely restless.

Su Chen walked over, unceremoniously pushed her leg aside, and crawled into his own quilt.

Lying on the bed, Su Chen opened his system panel.

Balance: Over 19,000 abstract points.

An absolute windfall.

Su Chen began to calculate how to spend these abstract points.

In this Nuoding City, there wasn't even anyone who could put up a fight.

Moreover, with the two law-of-causality divine skills "100% Barehanded Blade Catch" and "Shared Adversity" at his disposal, even if Qian Daoliu came, he would have to kneel and sing "Conquer."

Exchange for a soul bone?

No need.

He was afraid of contaminating his own bones.

Su Chen cast his gaze toward the system mall. Tang Hao would definitely go to treat his balls later.

Therefore, Su Chen could only set his sights on the little brat and Gangzi.

After searching for a while, Su Chen's eyes lit up.

[Hair Growth Serum (Mutated Version)]: Price 50 abstract points. Apply to any body part to cause hair to grow wildly in that area, becoming as hard as iron and impossible to shave off.

[Truth Talisman]: Price 50 abstract points. Stick it on the target, and the target will only be able to speak the truth for the next hour, unable to lie.

[Bad Luck Sticker]: Price 50 abstract points. After the target is stuck with this, they will be plagued by bad luck for 1 hour, getting food stuck in their teeth while drinking water and tripping while walking.

Su Chen decisively purchased these three items.

Good stuff. I'll slowly arrange for that master and disciple to receive these later.

The night grew deep.

Su Chen closed his eyes and quickly drifted off to sleep.

Meanwhile, at the mountain behind the village.

The excruciating pain in his lower regions made Tang Hao realize once again, with painful clarity, that he was no longer a complete man.

He struggled to crawl up, every movement accompanied by heart-wrenching agony.

Tang Hao bit the tip of his tongue, forcibly gathering a sliver of soul power to seal the acupoints around his wound before flying toward Nuoding City.

He had to find a healing soul master now to see if his testicles could be treated.

He had to become a whole man once again.