Rat Douluo Becomes a Eunuch; Su Chen's Little Dream: Adultery Right Under the Husband's Nose

"Pfft!"

Tang Hao suddenly spat out a huge mouthful of blood, his aura weakening to the extreme.

The backlash from Ring Detonation, the reflected damage, and his old injuries combined to leave him completely unable to fight.

Su Chen gripped the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club and walked toward Tang Hao one step at a time.

Tang Hao lay sprawled in the mud pit, watching the vicious weapon bristling with spikes draw closer and closer. His eyes were filled with despair.

"Heh heh heh. Next, I'm going to teach you a thing or two about ganging up on an old man."

Su Chen had a clear target.

He raised the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club, spun it as he frantically built up power, then charged straight for Tang Hao's manhood.

"No! What are you doing?!"

Tang Hao realized what Su Chen was planning and was so terrified his soul nearly left his body.

He clamped his legs together with all his might, trying to protect his vital parts.

No!!!

Yamete!!!

The Wolf-Tooth Sword Club came crashing down with a whistle of wind!

The dull crack of his testicles shattering rang especially loud in the night.

Under that blow, Tang Hao's eyes bulged. His face turned completely bloodless, and a trace of despair showed in his eyes.

The next second, Su Chen's mighty strike sent him flying.

Smack!

He flew backward a meter and landed at the edge of the mud pit.

Then came a squeal like a pig being slaughtered!

What a scream!

It was simply too horrible to bear!

Even Su Chen, the culprit, couldn't help shuddering at the sound.

[ Ding! An extremely absurd event detected: Tang San's two fathers have teamed up to become eunuchs. 8,000 Abstract Value acquired! ]

Listening to the system's announcement, Su Chen nodded in satisfaction.

8,000 points!

Old Rat had really come through.

It had to be said, a Titled Douluo's body was still pretty tough. Su Chen shook his right hand, which had gone a little numb from the impact.

He had put everything he had into that strike, and it had only sent Tang Hao flying a meter.

Meanwhile.

Tang Hao was in so much pain that his whole body convulsed, and a beastly groan escaped his throat, like an animal on the verge of death.

The Clear Sky Douluo dignity he had always been so proud of was crushed beneath his feet in that instant.

Along with his dignity as a man, it was shattered to smithereens.

Listening to Tang Hao's wails, Su Chen was sure of one thing.

No one—no man, at least—could bear the agony of having his testicles crushed.

This wasn't just physical torment!

It was a double blow to both body and mind.

Su Chen walked closer. Tang Hao was clutching his crotch with both hands and curled up like a shrimp, glaring at Su Chen with nothing but venom.

If looks could kill, Su Chen would have died at least a hundred thousand times by now.

Tsk, what a miserable sight!

But he wasn't the one suffering. On the contrary, Su Chen was feeling great.

After all, that one swing had taken out Old Rat below the waist.

"What a scary look. You really want to kill me, don't you? Get up and hit me, then, you idiot."

With a mocking curl of his lips, Su Chen lifted the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club to his mouth and blew on it.

Drip!

A drop of red blood slid off the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club and brushed against Su Chen's lips.

Ugh!

Yueh!!!

Su Chen bent over and retched. Damn it, he'd almost been ambushed by that beast Tang Hao.

He had no idea if the drop of blood had come from Tang Hao's hand or his crotch.

If it was from his crotch—yueh!

He retched even harder.

Before long!

Su Chen wiped the saliva from his lips and looked at Tang Hao. "As expected of the legendary Clear Sky Douluo. I nearly fell for your ambush myself."

You son of a bitch!!!

That wicked little brat really was a fucking beast!!

He was far too nasty.

Su Chen flicked the blood off the Wolf-Tooth Sword Club in disgust. Could he even keep using this Martial Soul?

"You came to kill me, and I'm not happy about it. So I took away something you didn't need. But don't worry, I'm a very reasonable person. Now that I've had my revenge, I won't kill you."

Su Chen wasn't planning to kill Tang Hao.

Keeping Tang Hao alive would be more useful than killing him. He could keep providing Abstract Value in the future!

Now that Tang Hao had lost his manhood, he could join Yu Xiaogang and form a eunuch team. Whenever they had nothing to do, they could discuss how eunuchs went to the bathroom.

Besides, there was Ah Yin! Su Chen had a little dream of his own: to have a little affair with her while her husband was still alive.

How could he make that little dream come true if he killed Tang Hao?

But honestly, Su Chen really was a good person!

He had spared the life of someone who'd tried to kill him.

He had only taken away the man's manhood.

What a truly wonderful person he was.

"Haozi, don't thank me. Live well. We've got plenty of time."

Su Chen activated his second Soul Skill, waved at Tang Hao, and hummed a little tune as he ambled back toward the academy.

Tang Hao glared fixedly at Su Chen's retreating figure.

His eyes were full of venom.

You wicked little brat. Not killing you today was the biggest mistake I ever made!

He would return every last bit of humiliation he had suffered, one step at a time.

No matter the cost!

He would kill that damn, wicked little brat!

The night wind swept through the back hills, and silence returned.

Only the lingering smell of blood in the air and the wreckage scattered across the ground proved that a one-sided slaughter had taken place there.

Su Chen had made a killing on this trip.

Not only had he gotten a second Soul Skill for free, he'd also squeezed over ten thousand points of Abstract Value out of Old Rat.

Back at Dorm Seven.

The dormitory was quiet. The work-study students were fast asleep.

Their snores rose and fell.

Xiao Wu turned over in bed and draped one leg over Su Chen's blanket, sleeping with absolutely no decorum.

Su Chen walked over, unceremoniously shoved her leg away, and climbed into bed.

Lying down, Su Chen opened the system panel.

Balance: over 19,000 Abstract Value.

He was absolutely loaded.

Su Chen started figuring out how to spend all that Abstract Value.

In Nuoding City, there wasn't even anyone worth fighting.

Besides, with the causal-law divine skills "100% Barehanded Blade Catch" and "Shared Adversity" at his disposal, even Qian Daoliu would have to kneel down and sing "Submit."

Soul Bones?

No need.

He didn't want to risk contaminating his own bones.

Su Chen turned his attention to the system shop. Tang Hao would definitely seek treatment for his balls later.

So Su Chen could only set his sights on Little Scumbag and Gangzi.

After searching for a while, Su Chen's eyes lit up.

[Hair Growth Serum (Mutated Version): Price: 50 Abstract Value. Apply it to any part of the body to make hair grow wildly in that area. The hair will be as hard as iron and impossible to shave off.]

[Truth Talisman: Price: 50 Abstract Value. Stick it on a target, and for the next hour, the target can only tell the truth and cannot lie.]

[Bad Luck Sticker: Price: 50 Abstract Value. Once stuck to a target, it will bring them an hour of bad luck: water will get stuck between their teeth, and they'll trip while walking.]

Su Chen bought all three without hesitation.

Good stuff! He'd find a chance to use them on that master and disciple pair later.

It was late.

Su Chen closed his eyes and soon drifted off to sleep.

Meanwhile, in the back hills.

The searing pain below the waist made Tang Hao realize once again that he was no longer a whole man.

He struggled to get up, and every movement brought a pain so intense it felt like his heart was being torn apart.

Tang Hao bit through the tip of his tongue, forcibly gathering a thread of Soul Power. After sealing the acupoints around his wound, he flew toward Nuoding City.

He needed to find a healing Soul Master and see if there was any way to heal his balls.

To become a whole man again.