Disintegration

After beating Vermoud to death, Vegito did not leave Universe 11. Instead, he went into his house to look for food. He pushed open the first door and found the kitchen, then started searching it for something to eat.

"No wonder Vermoud kept such a good figure. Turns out there's basically nothing to eat."

Vegito searched for ages before finally finding a few packs of instant noodles in a cupboard. Even he found it strange.

"Why does Universe 11 have these too? This universe doesn't even have Earth."

After thinking about it, he figured Beerus had probably given them to him.

"Now the noodles are ready, but what am I supposed to do about hot water?"

Vegito left the kitchen and entered the second room. There was a bed inside, along with many luxurious decorations. When Vegito looked around again, he saw a staff.

"Isn't this Whis's staff? Why would it be in this room? Oh, right, this is probably the angel's room. Whatever. Let's see if this staff can make hot water."

Vegito picked up the staff and told it his wish for hot water, but the staff acted as if it were fake, giving no response at all. Vegito tossed it onto the floor.

"Does it have to be powered by angel energy to work?"

Vegito infused his hand with Angel Power. Slowly, the angel's staff responded, beginning to glow with sparkling light. This time, when Vegito asked for hot water, a hot-water kettle appeared.

"Pretty considerate, actually."

Vegito took the kettle and ran quickly back to the kitchen. He took out the cup of instant noodles from before, tore open the packaging, added the seasoning packets, and poured in the hot water. Then he sat cross-legged on the floor and waited three minutes, clasped his hands before his chest, and called out a slogan.

"Time to eat!"

Then he began wolfing it down.

For a fused Saiyan like Vegito, eating this little was basically the same as eating nothing, but at least a bite was still a bite. He would find more food in the next universe.

Just then, the angel's staff beside him slowly rose into the air, as if there were an incoming call. Vegito stared at the staff, frozen in place and at a loss. Then the staff automatically connected the call. It was from Grand Zeno.

Grand Zeno seemed to know everything already. He only smiled as he looked at Vegito, not blaming him at all.

"Wukong, this form you're in now is so cool. What's it called?"

"Xiao Quan, this is called Vegito. I wanted to ask you, if I killed a God of Destruction, would you blame me?"

"No. Whis reported to me a long time ago about them destroying your home. That's also why the angel didn't intervene when you killed Vermoud. Just go ahead and do what you want. This batch of Gods of Destruction was going to be replaced sooner or later."

Grand Zeno not only looked like a child, his way of speaking was childlike too. As long as you were his friend, even if you killed every God of Destruction in every universe, he would not blame you. Instead, he would find excuses for you. In a way, that gave Vegito some comfort.

Grand Zeno looked at Vegito through the screen, as if he had many, many things he wanted to tell him.

"Wukong, while you've been gone, I've been sitting in the Grand Zeno Palace the whole time. It's so boring. Can you come play with me for a couple of days?"

Vegito could hardly refuse the Grand Zeno before him. If he had truly wanted to attack him, then Vegito himself would have vanished into smoke long ago.

"All right. I'll come over now."

"Okay. I'll be waiting for you."

Grand Zeno hung up. Vegito stood there as if struggling with himself. In the end, though, just as he had promised Grand Zeno, he went to see him.

Vegito took off the earrings and split back into Sun Wukong and Vegeta. Wukong took out the button to Grand Zeno's palace from his belt, then offered Vegeta his shoulder, signaling for him to put a hand on it and go with him.

Vegeta made a disdainful expression, but still placed his hand on Sun Wukong's shoulder.