Douluo: Martial Soul Luo San Pao, Hextech Pick Three of Five
Chapter 44

Yu Xiaogang! Who told you to let your Martial Soul fart in our faces!

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Even Yu Luomian and the others had not really thought much of it. The Void Thunder Gas-Swelling Dragon was currently in a diseased state.

And because of that illness, it had already lost the ability to use its thunder breath, so the gas constantly building up inside its body could only be expelled through its anus.

Yu Xiaogang and the others, however, thought the soul beast had been frightened into wetting itself, and that was why stench kept pouring out from inside it.

Yu Xiaogang used the usual method to guide the soul ring onto himself and absorb it.

Unlike when Yu Changge had absorbed his, he did not choose to release his martial soul.

Otherwise, he might have discovered that his martial soul itself perhaps did not much like this soul beast—or rather, the soul ring it provided.

A moment passed.

Cold sweat poured from Yu Xiaogang's body. At this moment, he was enduring tremendous pain.

"Ah!"

Yu Xiaogang could not hold back and let out a loud cry.

Yu Luomian immediately grew anxious. "What's going on? With Xiaogang's physique, he should be able to withstand this soul beast's soul ring."

"Why is he in so much pain?"

The Soul Emperor beside him did not think much of it. "Maybe Yu Xiaogang's martial soul isn't good enough. When absorbing a Sub-Dragon soul ring, it would naturally be more painful. Absorbing this soul ring is rather forced for him."

"Second Master, you know this too. Yu Xiaogang's martial soul is, after all, a pig. Not every martial soul is suited to absorbing a Sub-Dragon soul ring. Sub-Dragon soul rings are generally rather violent."

For some reason, Yu Luomian had a bad feeling in his heart.

He had already prepared himself for the worst. If Yu Xiaogang truly could not endure it, then he could only intervene and interrupt the process.

But in that case, Yu Xiaogang really would have no way to cultivate in the future.

Still, compared to his life, that did not count for much.

And just then, the Piglet Martial Soul on Yu Xiaogang's body somehow appeared on its own, and even emitted a faint purple glow, carrying traces of thunder power.

At that same moment, Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt the pressure on his body lessen considerably.

"This is?" Yu Luomian could not help feeling somewhat surprised. "This martial soul is helping Xiaogang share the pressure?"

The Soul Emperor beside him said, "It should be. An external beast martial soul can't add attributes to a soul master. My guess is that his body surface is tough enough, but the various organs inside his body still can't withstand this age, so..."

Yu Luomian nodded. "That should be it. But it still shouldn't be quite like this. Those medicinal baths weren't taken for nothing."

"Fortunately, Xiaogang's martial soul is special. Otherwise, that really was a little dangerous just now. But..."

Yu Luomian looked toward the "Piglet" martial soul. He simply did not know whether doing this would affect this martial soul.

After all, this kind of martial soul had never appeared before Yu Xiaogang.

And Yu Xiaogang usually did not summon it much either, so they knew very little information about this martial soul.

A day and a night passed.

Yu Xiaogang finally finished absorbing this soul ring and opened his eyes. He did not immediately sense his soul skill, but instead checked his soul power.

"Rank twelve! Hahaha, this six-hundred-year soul ring provided me with two ranks of soul power."

As Yu Xiaogang spoke, he looked toward Yu Luomian.

Yu Luomian was not surprised by this. His gaze swept back and forth over Yu Xiaogang and his martial soul. "Then what is your first soul skill?"

At this moment, a Soul Emperor quietly sent a voice transmission to Yu Luomian. "Second Master, don't you think Yu Xiaogang's martial soul became a bit stupider after absorbing its first soul ring?"

"Look at the drool at the corner of its mouth, and that somewhat sleazy-looking smile... Mm, maybe I'm mistaken. Perhaps it was always like this?"

After hearing that, Yu Luomian also became a little uncertain.

To be honest, this was only his second time seeing this martial soul, because he had only just returned from training outside a few years ago and had taken over family affairs, becoming the family's second master.

When Yu Xiaogang heard this, he carefully sensed his first soul ring. Suddenly, his expression stiffened, and he said in disbelief, "No, impossible. How is this possible!"

Yu Luomian frowned. "What's going on? Is there a problem with your first soul skill?"

Yu Luomian had a bad feeling in his heart.

Yu Xiaogang's face turned pale. He did not know how to say it. This soul beast had been chosen by him, yet now it had turned out like this...

He was too embarrassed to even say the name of the soul skill out loud!

"Speak. Show us your first soul skill. We'll see what exactly is going on." Yu Luomian's voice was low, allowing Yu Xiaogang no room to refuse. "Come on, release it toward the three of us."

Helpless, Yu Xiaogang could only release it. His first soul ring rose from beneath him.

"First soul skill, fart like thunder, blast the heavens and split the earth, Luo Sanpao!"

The name Luo Sanpao was one he had just come up with. According to what he sensed, this soul skill of his was not only farting, but could only be released three times in one go.

Yu Luomian and the other two: ...What the hell?? Fart like thunder?

The three of them suspected there was something wrong with their ears. What was with this soul incantation?

Could the first soul skill really be farting?

But immediately after, the next scene made their jaws drop.

Under the empowerment of Yu Xiaogang's first soul ring, Luo Sanpao floated into the air. Its entire abdomen began to swell, then its body faced backward, and a shit-yellow "smoke" was released from its waste outlet.

Boom!

An enormous aura rushed straight at them, and Yu Luomian and the other two had no idea how to defend against it.

On instinct, their right hands transformed into Thunder Dragon Claws and shielded their eyes. At the very least, they couldn't let their eyes be contaminated by that aura, or they would probably go blind.

If they had not released their martial souls, it actually might have been fine. But the moment they did, things went bad.

When those gases came into contact with the lightning around the three of them, they were instantly ignited!

Rumble!

An even louder blast rang out. The explosion directly blackened the faces of Yu Luomian and the other two.

As everyone knew, farts contained large amounts of flammable gas, and on top of that, Luo Sanpao's fart was relatively dense. One touch, and it caught fire!

"Urgh—"

Yu Luomian and the other two immediately vomited on the spot. To them, this move did not do much damage, but it was extremely insulting.

It was too disgusting!

"Yu Xiaogang! What are you doing?!"

One of the Soul Emperors could not take it anymore. Not caring that Yu Xiaogang was Yu Yuanzhen's son, he pointed at his nose and cursed, "We worked our asses off accompanying you to hunt soul beasts, and in the end, you had your martial soul blast us with a fart?"

"Did you do that on purpose, or was it an accident? Huh?"

Yu Xiaogang gave an awkward smile. "Well, weren't you the ones who told me to use my soul skill on you?"

Yu Luomian's expression was ugly. "So that fart really is your soul skill?"

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