Douluo Dalu: What Do You Mean My Martial Soul Is Luckin Coffee?
Chapter 22

The Raw Coconut Latte That Day Didn't Actually Have Any Coconut Milk

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"Six years old, Soul Power Level fifteen, and a Food-type Soul Master?"

"Didn't they say Food-type Soul Masters had a harder time cultivating?"

Huo Yuhao: So I really am trash.

Tang Ya: Damn it, I seem to have become trash too.

Sky Dream Ice Silkworm: Don't lose heart, Yuhao. In a few months, I'll take you to defy fate and change your destiny.

With Brother Sky Dream's encouragement and his desire to avenge himself against the White Tiger Duke, Huo Yuhao quickly pulled himself together.

After all, he was the Child of Destiny during the second Douluo era. Even if he was not the protagonist of this book, he still possessed the spirit of a protagonist.

If his Dao Heart had been broken and he never recovered from the setback, then Heaven must have been blind.

Compared to Tang San, that transmigrating outsider, Huo Yuhao was the Child of Destiny born in accordance with the fortunes of the Douluo Continent—the true local.

As for Bai Ran, the protagonist of this book?

Bai Ran: I'm just a guy who sells Coffee and lemonade.

Luckin Coffee at 9.9 yuan a cup in his right hand, Iced Lemonade at 4 yuan a cup in his left, plus Ice Cream Cones for 2 yuan each.

Who was a good person and who was a bad person? Wasn't that obvious at a glance?

"Little Brother Bai Ran, give me another Luckin Raw Coconut Latte."

Having suffered a heavy blow, Tang Ya planned to drown her sorrows in Coffee.

Beibei: Tang Ya, are you sure your pig cravings aren't acting up and you just want a few more sips?

Tang Ya: Do you have to talk so much?! (angry jpg.)

"One cup?"

"Forget it, just give me ten. I'll take them to my besties so they can try them.

"Little Brother Bai Ran, since your big sister is supporting your business so much, can you give me a discount?"

"No."

Bai Ran shook his head.

"And each person is limited to three cups."

"Something this delicious definitely deserves a purchase limit, but there aren't any other customers right now. Little brother, sell your big sister a few more cups."

"No. I can't make that many."

Back in the Star Dou Great Forest, making eleven Raw Coconut Lattes in a row for the Three-Eyed Golden Lion had nearly exhausted Bai Ran to death.

Leaving aside the three cups of Luckin Coffee he had just made, if he took this ten-cup order, Bai Ran would probably collapse onto the ground the moment he finished making them.

Bai Ran: Actually, the Raw Coconut Lattes that day didn't have any coconut milk in them at all.

All right, just kidding.

A six-year-old child whose hair had not even fully grown in, even with an adult soul living inside his body, could not possibly do that sort of thing.

"Fine, fine. Then give me another three Luckin Raw Coconut Lattes. Beibei will pay."

Thinking about how the little brother before her was only six years old, even if he was not a Food-type Soul Master, having a six-year-old child prepare drinks was still an extremely taxing task.

Tang Ya decided to be a decent person and merely maxed out the purchase limit.

"Boss Bai, could I trouble you to make me a Raw Coconut Latte too?"

Huo Yuhao, who had been standing nearby, spoke up at that moment.

"Little Yuhao, it would be better if you didn't drink this Raw Coconut Latte."

Tang Ya kindly reminded him.

Even though the added amount of Ten-Thousand-Year Coconut Milk in a single drink was not much, it was still more than the current Huo Yuhao could handle.

"Teacher Tang Ya, this is for Wang Dong."

"Wang Dong? I didn't expect our little Yuhao to already have a girlfriend at such a young age."

Shrek Academy did not prohibit its students from dating. On the contrary, the higher-ups actively supported it. Especially after entering the Inner Academy, there was even a matchmaking event personally organized by the academy.

"Teacher Tang Ya, what are you talking about? Wang Dong is my roommate."

Hearing Tang Ya's words, Huo Yuhao's not-so-thick skin immediately turned a little red.

For the moment, it was unclear whether he was furious or embarrassed.

But since Huo Yuhao still did not know that Wang Dong was a girl, it was more likely that he was furious.

"Just roommates?"

A disappointed expression appeared on Tang Ya's face.

But thinking about it, that made sense. If Little Yuhao really had a girlfriend, she would have dragged him away long ago. How could he possibly be wandering around the training grounds alone? (Wang Dong: I went to the bathroom for a moment. Where did my huge Huo Yuhao go?!)

"Teacher Tang Ya, what exactly are you disappointed about?"

Huo Yuhao looked at Teacher Tang Ya, then at Senior Brother Beibei.

Huo Yuhao: Women will only hinder my path to becoming stronger. Dating? Even dogs wouldn't... Dogs don't date, but I will. Dong'er, woof woof~

Because the Three-Eyed Golden Lion in this book had taken the form of Bai Ran's white moonlight from his memories, there was naturally no longer anyone named "Wang Qiu'er."

"All right, Little Yuhao, put that money away. I already said that Beibei would cover everything we spend this afternoon. Isn't that right, Beibei?"

As Tang Ya spoke, she gave Beibei a look.

Huo Yuhao's circumstances were poor to begin with, and the academy's subsidy for this month had not been issued yet.

As one of his seniors from the same sect, Tang Ya felt that she should help whenever she could.

"That's right."

To Beibei, 9.9 Gold Soul Coins was pocket change, but if Huo Yuhao spent those 9.9 Gold Soul Coins, he would probably be eating dirt for most of the next half month.

"No, this is for my roommate. Besides, he's a young master from a rich family. He won't skimp on paying me back."

Huo Yuhao would remember the kindness Teacher Tang Ya and Senior Brother Beibei had shown him, but he truly did not want them to spend so much on him.

Of course, that was just something Huo Yuhao said casually. How could he possibly really ask Wang Dong for money?

They lived in the same dormitory. Bringing "the child" a cup of milk tea—Coffee—wasn't that something a "father" ought to do?

Tang San: I think you brat has a death wish.

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