Actually, That Raw Coconut Latte Didn't Have Coconut Milk At All

"Six years old, soul power at rank fifteen, and he's even a food-type soul master?"

"Don't they say food-type soul masters have a much harder time cultivating?"

Huo Yuhao: So I really am trash.

Tang Ya: Oh no, I think I've become trash too.

Sky Dream Iceworm: Yuhao, don't lose heart. In a few months, I'll take you to defy the heavens and change your fate.

With Brother Sky Dream's encouragement, plus a heart set on taking revenge against the White Tiger Duke, Huo Yuhao quickly pulled himself together.

No matter what, he was still the child of destiny from the second Douluo era. Even if he was not the protagonist of this book, he still had the spirit that belonged to a protagonist.

If his Dao heart were broken and he never recovered from then on, that could only mean the Heavenly Dao was blind.

After all, compared to Tang San, that outsider who had transmigrated here, Huo Yuhao was the true child of destiny born in response to the fortune of Douluo Continent. He was a real local.

As for this book's protagonist, Bai Ran, you ask?

Bai Ran: I'm just someone who sells coffee and lemonade.

In his right hand was Luckin Coffee for 9.9 yuan a cup; in his left was Iced Lemonade for 4 yuan a cup, plus Ice Cream Cones for 2 yuan each.

Who was the good guy and who was the bad guy—wasn't it obvious at a glance?

"Little Brother Bai Ran, give me another cup of Luckin Raw Coconut Latte."

Tang Ya, who had been hit hard, was prepared to drown her sorrows in coffee.

Beibei: Xiaoya, are you sure your pig addiction isn't acting up, and you just want a few more sips?

Tang Ya: Who asked you to butt in! (angry.jpg)

"One cup?"

"Forget it, just give me ten cups. I'll take them to my best friend so she can try them too.

Little Brother Bai Ran, big sister is supporting your business so much, can't you make it a little cheaper?"

"No."

Bai Ran shook his head.

"And there's a purchase limit of three cups per person."

"For something this delicious, a purchase limit really is reasonable. But there aren't any other customers right now, so little brother, sell big sister a few more cups."

"No. I can't make that many."

Last time in the Star Dou Great Forest, after making eleven consecutive Raw Coconut Lattes for the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, Bai Ran had nearly drained himself dry.

Setting aside the three cups of Luckin Coffee he had just made, if he accepted this ten-cup order, he was afraid that the moment he finished making the coffee, he would collapse flat on the ground.

Bai Ran: Actually, there wasn't any coconut milk in the Raw Coconut Lattes that day at all.

All right, that was a joke.

A six-year-old child whose hair had not even fully grown in yet, even if an adult soul lived inside his body, still could not do that kind of thing.

"Fine, fine. Then give me three more cups of Luckin Raw Coconut Latte. Beibei's paying."

Thinking that the little brother in front of her was only six years old, and that even if he was not a food-type soul master, making a six-year-old child mix drinks was still something that would be extremely exhausting for him, Tang Ya decided to act like a decent person and merely max out the purchase limit.

"Boss Little Bai, could you please give me a Raw Coconut Latte too?"

Huo Yuhao, off to the side, spoke up at this moment as well.

"Little Yuhao, it would be best if you didn't drink this Raw Coconut Latte."

Tang Ya kindly reminded him.

Even if the added amount of Ten-Thousand-Year Coconut Milk in this drink was not much, it still was not something the current Huo Yuhao could withstand.

"Teacher Xiaoya, I'm buying it for Wang Dong."

"Wang Dong? Who would've thought our little Yuhao would have a girlfriend at such a young age?"

Shrek Academy did not forbid students from dating each other. On the contrary, the academy's higher-ups were quite supportive of it. Especially after entering the inner courtyard, there was even a matchmaking event personally hosted by the academy.

"Teacher Xiaoya, what are you talking about? Wang Dong is my roommate."

Hearing Tang Ya's words, Huo Yuhao's already thin skin immediately reddened a little.

For the moment, it was hard to tell whether he was blushing from anger or embarrassment.

But given that Huo Yuhao currently did not know Wang Dong was a girl, the chance of it being anger should be a little higher.

"Just a roommate?"

Tang Ya could not help showing a disappointed expression.

But thinking about it, that made sense. If little Yuhao really had a girlfriend, he probably would have been dragged away by her long ago. How could he possibly be walking around the sports field alone? (Wang Dong: I only went to the bathroom for a bit—how did my whole entire Huo Yuhao disappear!)

"No, Teacher Xiaoya, what are you disappointed about?"

Huo Yuhao looked at Teacher Xiaoya, then at Senior Brother Beibei.

Huo Yuhao: Women will only become obstacles on my path to becoming stronger. Romance? Not even a dog would... If dogs won't, I will. (Dong'er, woof woof~)

Because the Three-Eyed Golden Lion in this book had transformed into the likeness of the white moonlight from Bai Ran's memories, naturally, there was no longer any character by the name of "Wang Qiu'er."

"All right, little Yuhao, take this money back. I already said that Beibei is paying for everything at noon today. Isn't that right, Beibei?"

As Tang Ya spoke, she shot Beibei a look.

Huo Yuhao's situation was already difficult, and the academy's subsidy for this month had not been issued yet.

As one of his sect elders, Tang Ya felt that if she could help, she should.

"That's right."

To Beibei, 9.9 Gold Soul Coins was just pocket change, but to Huo Yuhao, if he spent those 9.9 Gold Soul Coins, he would probably be eating dirt for most of the next half month.

"No, I'm bringing this back for my roommate. And he's a young master from a wealthy family, so he won't short me on the money."

Huo Yuhao would remember Teacher Xiaoya and Senior Brother Beibei's kindness in his heart, but he truly did not want to make them spend so much.

Of course, what he had just said was just something Huo Yuhao made up on the spot. How could he really ask Wang Dong for money?

Living in the same dorm room, bringing a cup of milk tea (coffee) back for his "child"—wasn't that what an "old father" should do?

Tang San: I see you've already found yourself a path to death, brat.