"Smooth on the tongue, a straight shot down the throat—so satisfying, so satisfying!"
"Uncle, are you drinking alcohol or coffee?"
In the Inner Academy Cafeteria, Ye Tian carefully savored the Luckin Raw Coconut Latte Coffee.
Every now and then, he smacked his lips, as though what he held was not some milk tea coffee at all, but a fine aged brew.
Bai Ran: If I brought out a cup of Moutai Latte Coffee, wouldn't you lose it?
The Douluo Continent was vast, with every kind of Soul Beast imaginable, but Soul Beasts connected to baijiu were more than a little bizarre.
It seemed that if he wanted to drink that kind of coffee, he would probably have to mix it himself.
"Ranran, the stuff made by your first soul skill tastes worlds apart from the original coffee."
Although Raw Coconut Latte was not as effective as Iced Americano at waking one up, Ye Tian felt that aside from refreshing his mind, it had instantly soothed his previously irritated heart. It was as though he were strolling through a primeval forest, his entire being cleansed.
The main effect of Luckin Raw Coconut Latte was to clear heat and toxins, removing negative effects.
Negative emotions counted as negative effects too.
That was the main reason why Jiang Nannan, who had still been somewhat depressed, immediately cast her worries aside after drinking Raw Coconut Latte and even smiled again.
The sweet flavor merely provided a certain guiding effect. The key lay in Raw Coconut Latte's removal of negative effects.
Wait, if it removed negative effects, then the sage state counted as a negative effect too, didn't that mean...? Ah...
Bai Ran: Put away those little schemes of yours. Also, I sell proper coffee.
"If all the drinks you sell are like this, your business will definitely get better and better."
Before tasting the Luckin Raw Coconut Latte, Ye Tian had worried that his eldest nephew's first attempt at opening a shop might suffer from poor business, dealing a blow to his confidence in becoming an outstanding Food-type Soul Master.
But after tasting this cup of Raw Coconut Latte Coffee, Ye Tian's concerns were instantly swept away.
"Of course, Uncle."
Bai Ran was not modest in the slightest.
It was not that Bai Ran was overly arrogant. He simply had absolute confidence in Luckin Raw Coconut Latte, Luckin Coffee's flagship product.
Other than people allergic to coffee or coconut milk, ordinary people would probably all come to love the taste of Luckin Raw Coconut Latte.
"Ranran, where are you planning to stay tonight?"
Ye Tian asked with concern.
Unfortunately, Bai Ran's Soul Power Level was too low, and he was too young to use flying Soul Tools at all.
Traveling back and forth between the Inner Academy and Outer Academy every day was truly inconvenient.
Even if they had devices that allowed them to contact each other, if Ye Tian happened to be busy preparing medicinal meals, he might not be able to answer in time.
"I'll stay in the academy dormitory."
The cafeteria closed rather late at night. If he walked home alone after dark, his uncle would definitely worry.
What combat ability did a level-fifteen Food-type Soul Master even have?
Even Ye Tian, a Food-type Soul Douluo, feared getting knocked out from behind if he did not have a pile of defensive Soul Tools on him.
"Fine."
Meanwhile, within the Life Forbidden Zone of the Star Dou Great Forest,
the Three-Eyed Golden Lion split open another ten-thousand-year-old Bobo Coconut Tree. She took out the fruit inside and stuffed it into her mouth.
"This isn't the taste."
Though it had the fragrance of coconut and the taste of milk, it was vastly different from the drink called "Raw Coconut Latte" that she had drunk before.
"My little ancestor, could you pick another type of plant Soul Beast to torment?"
King of Myriad Demons, the king of plant Soul Beasts, stood beside the Emperor Auspicious Beast, his tone filled with utter helplessness.
In less than a week, the Emperor Auspicious Beast had bitten dozens of ten-thousand-year-old Bobo Coconut Trees to death, nearly wiping out every member of that species over ten thousand years old.
If not for the Emperor Auspicious Beast's immense importance to the Star Dou Great Forest, King of Myriad Demons would probably have chopped her into mince long ago.
"The taste is wrong. It's wrong."
"Waaah..."
Feeling wronged, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion immediately burst into tears without hesitation.
As the Emperor Auspicious Beast's cries rang out,
the next second, King of Myriad Demons was surrounded by several Great Beasts, including Di Tian.
Scarlet King: "Demonic Eye Tree, what have you done?!"
Zi Ji: "Don't cry, don't cry. Did King of Myriad Demons bully you? Tell Sister Zi Ji, and I'll avenge you." (Silver Dragon King Gu Yuena, who had the Auspicious Beast call her sister, was ultimately trying a little too hard to act young.)
Xiong Jun: "Start the fight and I'll follow up instantly. My bear paws are already itching for action."
Di Tian: "Auspicious Beast, stop making trouble."
As soon as Di Tian spoke, the Great Beasts immediately fell silent.
In truth, Di Tian knew perfectly well that King of Myriad Demons could not possibly bully the Auspicious Beast.
If King of Myriad Demons had truly done anything excessive, she would not even need to cry before Di Tian slammed a Dragon God Claw straight into his forehead.
After all, compared with an Auspicious Beast capable of bringing massive improvements to the entire Star Dou Great Forest, King of Myriad Demons was nothing much—at most, he was one of the Auspicious Beast's bodyguards.
A bodyguard who not only failed to protect his employer but also caused trouble for her—if he was not fired, was he supposed to be kept around for the New Year?
"Di Tian, I want Luckin Raw Coconut Latte! I want it, I want it..."
Seeing that crying really worked, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion cried even louder, with two little pearl-like tears rolling down as well.
"There's no room for discussion."
Di Tian refused without a second thought.
The other party was from Shrek Academy. Even someone as powerful as their lord did not dare rashly approach that place.
"But I want it..."
The squeaky wheel got the grease.
At last, with a headache from all the noise, Di Tian relented and said that when that child came to the Star Dou Great Forest next time, he would bring him before the Auspicious Beast.
Of course, Di Tian was more like a parent placating a child.
Leaving aside whether that person would even come to the Star Dou Great Forest again after what happened last time,
considering the entourage he had brought to the Star Dou Great Forest last time, that child's background within Shrek Academy was definitely no small matter.
How difficult would it be to bring him before the Auspicious Beast?
If Shrek Academy and the Star Dou Great Forest truly went to war, and it affected their lord's grand plan, then even dying ten thousand times would not be enough for Di Tian.
Three-Eyed Golden Lion: Another day of missing Luckin Raw Coconut Latte Coffee.
(How about changing the update time to noon from now on?)
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