Xiao Wu Exposed. Tang San: Step Over My Dead Body!

Hall of Consecration.

Golden Crocodile Douluo opened his mouth in stunned disbelief, then said speechlessly, "Big Brother, how about we strip Bibi Dong of her position?"

Qian Daoliu also opened his mouth, a rare blank expression appearing on his face.

Demon-Conquering Douluo chimed in as well, "I think Tang Si has a point. With a love-brained fool like Bibi Dong around, it would be against all reason if our Spirit Hall didn't fall! Big Brother, for Spirit Hall's sake, we should strip Bibi Dong of her position."

Qian Daoliu held absolute authority over who became the Pope of Spirit Hall.

Qian Daoliu remained silent for a long time. Thousand Jun Douluo saw his hesitation and offered him an out. "The heavenly curtain appeared suddenly, and the continent is in turmoil. Replacing the Pope now would definitely have a major impact! Besides, Xue'er will soon come into her own. How about waiting a few more years?"

Hearing this, Golden Crocodile Douluo changed his tune as well. "To be honest, Bibi Dong does have some talent. If I were the Pope, Spirit Hall would not have reached its current prosperity. I think a warning will suffice."

Qian Daoliu sighed. "Let us watch the heavenly curtain's broadcast first. We can discuss this matter later."

So long as Bibi Dong did nothing that harmed Spirit Hall's vital interests, Qian Daoliu could tolerate her.

Within the heavenly curtain.

The footage accelerated to four times speed, then eight times speed. It moved too fast for the audio to be understood.

After the broadcast flickered a few times, Tang Si had already bought two clean new sets of bedding and arrived at Work-Study Dormitory Number Seven.

"Excuse me, is this the work-study student dormitory?"

Holding two quilts, Tang Si asked politely.

Whoosh—

At that moment, a little girl dressed in pink jumped out and shouted, "Are you a newly arrived work-study student too? Great, fight me!"

[Has the hundred-thousand-year rabbit spirit already arrived? Makes sense! I wasted so much time with that stiff, so it's perfectly normal for the little rabbit to reach the dorm before me.]

Tang Si's inner voice reached the other world.

Comments: [Yan: What does "hundred-thousand-year rabbit spirit" mean? Don't tell me it's what I think it is...]

[Fengling: When I hear "hundred thousand years," there's only one thing I can think of! A hundred-thousand-year soul beast taking human form!]

[Fire Dance: Hiss~~ No way, Xiao Wu is a soul beast in human form? But the Xiao Wu from the other world and the Xiao Wu in our world... are they the same?]

At this very moment!

In Shrek's direction, Xiao Wu's body tensed, her heartbeat surpassing human limits. There was only one thought in her mind: [It's over! I've really been exposed.]

When she discovered that Tang Si possessed the ability of foresight, Xiao Wu had been worried.

She simply had not expected that Tang Si would expose her the instant he entered Dorm Seven. It had happened so quickly that Xiao Wu had not even prepared herself mentally.

Everyone's gazes turned toward her.

Xiao Wu instinctively took two steps back. Her footing faltered, and she nearly fell.

Tang San hurriedly shielded Xiao Wu behind him and roared, "What are you trying to do?"

"Third Brother..."

"Xiao Wu, you don't need to say anything. No matter who you are, and no matter what happens, I will protect you!"

Xiao Wu's face was filled with emotion. She opened her mouth and asked, "Third Brother, you... you... knew from the beginning?"

A gentle light appeared in Tang San's eyes as he comforted her, "I only found out when my Purple Demon Eye broke through to the Mustard Seed realm."

Tang San drew a deep breath. Filled with regret, he gazed affectionately into Xiao Wu's eyes and said, "Xiao Wu, when the live broadcast heavenly curtain appeared, I should have thought to take you away from here first. That Tang Si has the ability of foresight. He knows too much. I should have realized much earlier that he might bring you danger. It's all my fault... all my fault..."

However, from the very beginning, Tang San had only worried about whether the secret of his transmigration would be exposed. He had cast every other concern to the back of his mind.

After speaking his heart, Tang San resolutely stood in front of Xiao Wu and roared, "If you want to touch Xiao Wu, step over my corpse first!"

No one made a move right away. The scene was quiet, with only the sounds from the heavenly curtain continuing to play.

Within the heavenly curtain.

After introducing themselves and exchanging names, Xiao Wu invited Tang Si to fight for the position of Dorm Seven's head.

[What a joke! Can a normal person beat a hundred-thousand-year rabbit spirit? Heh heh~~]

After that inner thought, Tang Si immediately said, "I'm a support-type soul master. I have no combat ability. I concede."

"Huh? Why are you conceding already? No! Fight me. Whoever wins becomes the boss of Dorm Seven." Xiao Wu refused to let it go.

Tang Si hurriedly set down the bedding, summoned the Blue Silver Emperor, and explained, "Look, my martial soul is only a weak Blue Silver Grass. It has no combat ability. Are you going to bully the weak?"

"I... I, Sister Xiao Wu, would never bully the weak. Hmph~"

Tang Si chuckled inwardly. [Little rabbit spirit, handled with ease. Next, I'll make her call me big brother.]

"Eh?"

Tang Si gave a surprised cry and asked Xiao Wu, "You don't have any bedding?"

"Bedding?"

Xiao Wu was clearly stunned. Then she saw the brand-new bedding Tang Si had brought, and her eyes immediately lit up. She declared righteously, "I'm the boss of Dorm Seven. From now on, all of you will call me Sister Xiao Wu!"

"Sister Xiao Wu!" Wang Sheng and the others shouted in unison.

Xiao Wu's vanity was satisfied. Smiling, she leaned toward Tang Si and said, "Ah Si, how about we discuss something?"

"Discuss what?"

Xiao Wu said sweetly, "Your bedding looks pretty big. It shouldn't be a problem for two people to share it. How about this—we push the beds together, and then we can both use them, right?"

"Ah? Wouldn't that be inappropriate? Men and women should keep their distance..." Tang Si recited his line according to the script.

Xiao Wu immediately gave a delicate snort, folded her arms across her chest, and puffed out her cheeks. "What's inappropriate about it? I don't even care, so what are you afraid of? Are you afraid I'll take advantage of you?"

[6!]

Tang Si gave a six in his heart, then continued ranting: [What a classic scene. As expected of the hundred-thousand-year hooligan rabbit—she opened with an ultimate move! But... you want me to sleep with you for free? Once I'm capable of committing the crime, I'll eat you up! But for now... hehe~~ no way! I'm just lustful, not some dead pervert like Tang San! He's already in his thirties—how can he shamelessly hug a little girl to sleep every day? What a goddamn pervert!]

"Dead pervert?"

In the other world, Ning Rongrong suspiciously voiced her confusion.

Though her voice was low, it sounded especially clear amid the increasingly tense and silent atmosphere.

Zhu Zhuqing slightly turned her head and glanced at Tang San from the corner of her eye.

Tang San's expression was incomparably ugly. Terrifying, sky-reaching hatred flickered in his eyes as he stared at the heavenly screen in the sky, roaring inwardly: [Damn it! Damn it! Where did this heavenly screen come from? Why is it targeting me specifically? Why? Why?!]