Transmigrating as Tang Si, I'm Livestreamed in a Douluo Parallel World!
Chapter 34

Yu Xiaogang: Tang San became a god? I trained him!

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[First, let's start with Bibi Dong.]

On the livestream screen, Tang Si wrote while silently reciting in his heart: [Bibi Dong, one of Spirit Hall's three love-struck fools, deeply loved Yu Xiaogang. When Yu Xiaogang said, 'I guarantee Tang San will not become an enemy of Spirit Hall!' she actually believed him!]

Comments: [Li Que: Holy~~~ no way? Isn't Tang San Clear Sky Douluo's son? How did Spirit Hall hunt down Clear Sky Douluo? And the Pope actually believed that?]

[Lu Ziyi: One dared to say it, and the other dared to believe it! Were they both drunk?]

[Lu Yi: Sis, don't talk nonsense. Be careful Spirit Hall doesn't hunt you down.]

[Xu Kai: How did Yu Xiaogang dare say Tang San wouldn't become Spirit Hall's enemy? He guaranteed it? With what, his head?]

[Gu Feiyang: So, Your Holiness the Pope, did Yu Xiaogang really say that? And did you believe him?]

At that moment.

Bibi Dong stared grimly at the livestream in the sky, her thoughts in complete disarray: [Xiaogang couldn't possibly deceive me! He did it all for my sake. But I don't believe Tang San would give up avenging his mother! I don't trust that father-and-son pair, Tang Hao and Tang San!]

Naturally, Bibi Dong would not post those words in the comments.

At that moment.

Tang Si continued writing: [Second, who would dare believe that Hu Liena would fall in love with Tang San? And that it would cause Spirit Hall tremendous losses, yet Hu Liena would show no remorse! She would still love Tang San!]

Comments: [Hu Liena: Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Other than his twin martial soul talent, Tang San has nothing worthwhile about him! I like handsome men! Tang San is too ugly!]

[Xiao Wu: Third Brother isn't ugly.]

Beside a certain waterfall, Tang San glanced at his reflection in the lake and fell silent, thinking: [Hu Liena, you dared call me ugly on the screen. You have chosen death!]

Within Spirit Hall, Hu Liena knelt on one knee, placed her right hand over her left chest, and solemnly declared, "Teacher, I will never like Tang San! He's too ugly."

Yan knelt as well and swore, "Your Holiness the Pope, Nana will never like that ugly freak Tang San."

[Even though I'm this handsome, Nana doesn't like me. Why would she like Tang San? Because he's ugly enough?] Yan grumbled inwardly.

Xie Yue knelt as well and said, "Your Holiness the Pope, I'm Nana's brother. I know her standards for choosing a partner very well. She likes strong men, and she likes good-looking men even more!"

Beside them, Yue Guan nodded, approving of Hu Liena's standards for choosing a partner.

"Mm. Get up, all of you. Let's see what Tang Si says next." After a second of silence, Bibi Dong nodded.

She was in no position to criticize Hu Liena, so she chose to believe her.

Hu Liena was muttering to herself inwardly: [Yu Xiaogang looks utterly ordinary too, so why does Teacher like him? Will I also fall for an ugly freak in the future? Is it something passed down between master and disciple? No... no! Absolutely impossible! I like handsome men. I've always liked handsome men!]

On the screen.

Tang Si continued writing: [Lastly, even though Qian Renxue knew that her father was the enemy who murdered Tang San's mother, she repeatedly tried to recruit Tang San, repeatedly went easy on him and let him escape, and ultimately fell in love with him. Was Qian Renxue cherishing talent, or was she simply stupid? I will not judge that here.]

Comments: [Qian Renxue: Impossible!]

The comments exploded again, filled entirely with exclamation marks.

Tang Si shook his head speechlessly and continued writing: [With these three around, if Spirit Hall did not perish, heaven itself would not allow it! Of course, Spirit Hall's foundations and strength were beyond what any other faction could compare to. Yet no matter how powerful it was, even after Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue successively became gods, they were still defeated by the grown Tang San, and Spirit Hall was destroyed! The three love-struck fools joined forces and allowed Tang San, who began from nothing, to finally rise against all odds!]

Comments: [Huo Wushuang: Hiss~~ Am I seeing this right? Becoming gods? Are gods really real in this world?]

[Fire Dance: Tang San could defeat two gods? So did Tang San become a god too?]

[Flander: Little San would actually become a god? This is far too unbelievable!!]

[Tang Hao: My son can become a god? And he destroyed Spirit Hall! Wonderful!]

[Ye Lingling: Do gods really exist?]

[Dugu Yan: Hiss~!!! Tang San will become a god?]

At that very moment, Dugu Bo, standing beside Dugu Yan, did not look very happy. He had only recently fallen out with Tang San, and now he was being told that Tang San would become a god?

[Are you kidding me?] The corner of Dugu Bo's eye twitched.

Comments: [Yu Xiaogang: Hahaha~~ Little San can become a god, and he can even defeat two gods. That proves Little San is invincible among those of the same rank! It also proves that my training path for Little San was absolutely correct!]

[Feng Xiaotian: Why aren't you saying the screen is some earth-shattering scam now?]

[Liu Erlong: Feng Xiaotian, enough! How long are you going to keep slandering that master and disciple pair?]

Inside the inn where the Shrek group was resting.

Liu Erlong was now delighted, her face beaming as she said, "Xiaogang, Little San is exceptionally outstanding. Not only have you successfully proven yourself, you've even trained a god! A god revered by the world!"

Yu Xiaogang raised his head toward the sky, his heart pounding wildly. He had never imagined that Tang San could become a god.

From the very beginning, Yu Xiaogang's goal had merely been to use Tang San to verify his theories and train Tang San into a Title Douluo.

How could he have known such an enormous surprise was waiting for him?

[An unexpected delight, an unexpected delight!] Yu Xiaogang screamed madly in his heart, but outwardly, he merely waved his hand and said modestly, "Little San is extraordinarily gifted. Coupled with my careful training and guidance, and my personal planning of his future path, becoming a god... is both an unexpected delight and only natural."

Upon hearing this, Liu Erlong immediately posted in the comments: [Xiaogang says that with Tang San's one-of-a-kind talent, combined with the training of Xiaogang's invincible theories, Tang San becoming a god in the end is both beyond expectations and only natural!]

Once the comment appeared, quite a few people expressed astonishment, but very few refuted it.

After all, Tang Si had already said Tang San could become a god, meaning Tang San's future achievements would be limitless. Why mock Tang San at a time like this?

They wished they could swallow back every comment they had posted before!

No one wanted to offend a god who constantly had "you have chosen death" on his lips.

Dai Mubai congratulated him, "Master, Little San's achievements are boundless. Congratulations."

Yu Xiaogang smiled and modestly waved his hand. He had never received such flattery before.

His vanity was satisfied as never before.

Dai Mubai suddenly said, "Headmaster Flander, Zhuqing and I need to leave Spirit City early. The forces of the Star Luo Empire and the Heaven Dou Empire have already assembled. We're about to break out of Spirit City."

Upon hearing this, Flander frowned. "We'll leave with you. Every extra person means extra strength. Spirit City has become a place of conflict! Besides, the other factions will probably leave as well."

Ning Rongrong said, "I'll go find my father right away."

Yu Xiaogang nodded. "According to my deductions, Spirit Hall will soon free up its hands to deal with you and me! If they capture me, Little San will have a weakness!"

"Master is right!"

Everyone felt that Yu Xiaogang's words made perfect sense.

Meanwhile.

Within Spirit City's Hall of Consecration, everyone once again sank into a strange atmosphere filled with killing intent.

The good news: Qian Renxue had successfully inherited the position of Angel God. Moreover, Bibi Dong had also become a god.

The bad news: Angel God Qian Renxue and Bibi Dong had both been defeated by another deity.

No one spoke. The livestream on the heavenly screen continued.

Tang Si paused, then continued organizing his thoughts as he wrote: [If we're talking about the process of Spirit Hall's destruction, there was one major turning point!]

In the other world, Qian Renxue was still furious at Tang Si's nonsense. But upon seeing the words [major turning point], she immediately cast aside her anger and stared intently at the heavenly screen.

[Turning point: the Usurpation Plan. Qian Renxue infiltrated the Heaven Dou Empire, but for some reason—whether she valued talent too much or was simply foolish—she let Tang San grow. In the end, the grown Tang San destroyed the Usurpation Plan. More than a decade of infiltration went to waste, the two great empires united because of it, and Tang San began rising at an astonishing pace from then on.]

Comments: [Emperor Xue Ye: Spirit Hall, you have some nerve!]

[Prince Xue Xing: Spirit Hall has bullied us far too much! Your Majesty, I request an imperial decree to expel Spirit Hall!]

[Marshal Ge Long: I am willing to lead a million soldiers against Spirit Hall!]

[Zhi Lin: What? The Usurpation Plan? How dare Spirit Hall do such a thing! They are disregarding the lives of all the common people!]

[Tang San: Evil Spirit Hall!]

[Emperor Xue Ye: Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, give me an explanation at once! You want to seize my Heaven Dou Empire? Hmph~ If you want war, Heaven Dou does not fear your Spirit Hall!]

Just as Xue Ye was still raging in the comments, a guard shot in from outside at high speed, shouting in panic, "Your Majesty, this is bad! His Highness the Crown Prince has flown away!"

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