Humanity's Strongest Compass

Ye Feng found the village's only Den Den Mushi at the village chief's place in Windmill Village.

Using it, he dialed the number Garp had left behind and got through.

Over at Marine Headquarters, Marineford, on the Grand Line, the Den Den Mushi on Fleet Admiral Sengoku's desk rang. Sengoku answered it and said, "Hello! Who is this?"

Hearing that the voice on the other end was not Garp's, Ye Feng said, "Could you put Vice Admiral Garp on? I'm his grandson."

Upon hearing that the caller was that old bastard Garp's grandson, Fleet Admiral Sengoku slapped his forehead and muttered to himself, "Not a single person in Garp's family knows how to put people at ease."

He shouted at Garp, who was asleep on the office sofa, "Garp, don't sleep yourself to death. Here, it's for you." With that, he hurled the Den Den Mushi at Garp's head.

Garp, who had been sitting on the sofa asleep, suddenly stretched out his left hand and clenched it forward. The Den Den Mushi Sengoku had thrown flew steadily into his hand.

Garp yawned and said to Sengoku, "Sengoku, don't get so angry. You'll die early that way."

Then he picked up the Den Den Mushi receiver and said, "Hello! Who is this?"

Hearing the movement on the other end, Ye Feng knew Garp must have been sleeping again. He shouted, "Hey! Can you hear me, you old bastard? Is my sister doing well over there?"

Garp covered his ears, stunned by Ye Feng's shout. Only after Ye Feng finished did he angrily say into the receiver, "You brat, do you think everyone's ears are as deaf as yours? Why are you shouting so loudly? You nearly blew my ears out."

Then his tone shifted as he said to Ye Feng, "Avril is doing very well here. She's even joined the Marines. Oh, right! Ye Feng, you little brat, when are you coming to the New World?"

Hearing that his sister Avril was doing very well and had even joined the Marines, Ye Feng was quite surprised. After thinking for a moment, he said to Garp on the other end, "I'll be going to the New World tomorrow."

Hearing Ye Feng's answer, Garp nodded in satisfaction and said, "Not bad, not bad. Get here quickly. I'll be waiting for you."

Then Garp suddenly remembered something and laughed into the receiver. "Brat, do you even remember the way to the New World? Want me to come pick you up? Avril told me you're kind of directionally challenged."

Hearing Garp expose the truth about his poor sense of direction, Ye Feng loudly enunciated every word, "Listen carefully, you old bastard. I'm not directionally challenged. That was a mistake—a mistake, understand? Do you know what they call me? 'Humanity's Strongest Compass,' got it?"

Hearing Ye Feng call himself "Humanity's Strongest Compass," Garp laughed so hard that he collapsed onto the floor. He howled into the Den Den Mushi, "Hahahaha... You, 'Humanity's Strongest Compass'? You're killing me! Who was it last time that went looking for the toilet and somehow ended up in the women's restroom? Hahahaha..."

Sengoku, who had been working beside Garp, heard him cackling like an idiot and even scared his pet goat away.

He angrily shouted at Garp, "Idiot, Garp! Keep it down!"

Garp paid no attention to what Sengoku said and continued laughing loudly.

At that moment, Ye Feng heard Garp say that he had "looked for the toilet and ended up in the women's restroom," so he hurriedly hung up. His face was covered in black lines. Luckily, no one was around—if the village chief had seen Ye Feng's expression right now, she would have laughed herself to death.

The last time, Ye Feng had drunk too much water in the morning, then sat there cultivating and lost track of time. If he had not felt his pants getting a little wet—

Ye Feng would have nearly done something he had never even done in his previous life. He immediately used Wind God Leg and rushed to the restroom behind Makino's bar. Seeing a "men's" sign posted above it, he pushed open the door, only to see a familiar figure squatting there rather than standing. She was squatting there!!! Ye Feng quickly shut the door and ran elsewhere, having discovered an incredible secret. Inwardly, he screamed, That... that...

Makino had been on her period these past few days. Just as she was about to pull up her pants, she discovered that the restroom door had been opened.

When Makino saw who had come in, she froze. Then, her face flushed red as she shouted at Ye Feng, who was still looking downward, "Ah... Ye Feng, get out!"

Upon hearing Makino's words, Ye Feng instantly came back to his senses and hurriedly shut the door.

Leaning against the restroom door, Ye Feng found that every time he thought of the scene just now, a wave of heat rose in his lower abdomen. Terrified, he quickly circulated the Ice Heart Formula and recited it for a full three or four minutes before the flame in his heart slowly faded away.