Naruto: Mental Breakdown System, Stressing Out the Ninja World
Chapter 21

S-Rank Transformation Technique Secret Art: Sexy Jutsu

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Instead of going to a proper training ground, Ebisu found that Uchiha Ling had brought him into the woods beside it.

"Ebisu, what I'm about to teach you is the ultimate! Forbidden! S-rank! Secret art of the Transformation Technique!"

Hearing Uchiha Ling sound so serious, Ebisu felt that something was off.

Would Uchiha Ling really be kind enough to teach him an S-rank secret art of the Clone Technique?

His father was the head of the basic research and teaching group, yet even his father had never taught him any S-rank secret arts.

"Watch closely, Ebisu! I'll show you my treasured collection from all these years!

The ultimate secret art of the Transformation Technique!

Sexy Transformation Technique!"

After the white smoke cleared, Ebisu saw one half-naked woman after another!

The women kept changing, while he heard Uchiha Ling muttering, "I accept no arguments. Yui is still the best in my heart!"

Ten terabytes of painstakingly collected treasures, the top hundred introductory teachers—Uchiha Ling demonstrated every one he could remember for Ebisu.

How had Ebisu ever seen anything like this?

At first, he was shocked. Then blood began flowing from his nose.

I knew I hadn't misjudged you, Ebisu. You're a closet pervert and a Scorpio man!

After a long while, Ebisu walked out of the woods with one hand covering his nose.

Uchiha Ling patted his shoulder and asked, "So? Did you feel the true charm of the Transformation Technique?"

Ebisu nodded vaguely. "Can this technique really make an opponent lose their composure?"

"Absolutely! Trust me! With how much of a closet pervert you are, this move will be far more powerful in your hands than anyone else's!

When you spar tomorrow, show it off properly. No one will be your match!

Even I'd have to give you an eight-point margin!"

"Eight points? Out of how many? A hundred?"

"Out of ten, obviously!"

"You're that afraid of the Sexy Transformation Technique?"

"It's not that I'm afraid. It's that your talent is just too high. You're a genius on the path of seduction. Your transformation looks way too much like Yui.

The way you nailed those little expressions—who could withstand that?

Ebisu, you're not some idiot who only knows the basics. You have talent. You have a special talent. Go develop it!

I think highly of you! The Seduction Secret Art is a perfect match for you!"

Ebisu was greatly encouraged. He actually had that kind of talent?

"One more thing. You absolutely must not tell anyone that I taught you this S-rank secret art.

People will get jealous of an S-rank secret art. If you tell people, it'll be like a dog parading through the streets with ten thousand ryō in its mouth. Not only will you get beaten up, but you won't be able to keep the money either."

"Understood! I definitely won't tell anyone!"

The next day's sparring class.

Akimichi Takashi was still the first to step forward and challenge Uchiha Ling, only to be run ragged by him until he was drenched in sweat.

Seeing that Akimichi Takashi had sweated enough, Uchiha Ling was very satisfied.

He said, "Akimichi Takashi, you weren't born wanting to embarrass yourself, were you? You can't even touch the corner of my clothes. I remember you being pretty normal last year.

Tomorrow morning at six, find any spot by the Hidden Leaf Village wall and wait for me. You'll learn why the gap between us is so huge."

Among the students, Might Guy thought, Uchiha Ling runs laps around the Hidden Leaf Village with me every morning. Is he going to invite Akimichi Takashi too?

Great! The circle of hot-blooded youth was about to expand.

Several more pairs of students sparred afterward.

"Seventh match! Ebisu versus Shiranui Genma!"

Shiranui Genma was one of the top five in the class. His skills were extremely solid, and he usually had a toothpick in his mouth.

Uchiha Ling nodded at Ebisu.

It was time to use the S-rank secret art of the Transformation Technique!

Ebisu nodded as well. With Uchiha Ling's guidance, he would definitely make a stunning debut!

The two charged at each other, trading punches and kicks.

Ebisu was no match for Shiranui Genma. After several exchanges, Shiranui Genma kicked him flying.

After landing, Ebisu quickly climbed back up, took a running start, and leaped toward Shiranui Genma.

Teacher Yamano shook his head. Why was Ebisu getting worse the more he trained? The greatest taboo in battle was leaping into the air.

Being airborne meant having no point to exert force from. He would not even be able to change direction.

Yamano turned and looked toward the teaching building. He wondered whether Team Leader Huìdài was watching today's sparring from behind one of the windows. Hopefully, Team Leader Huìdài would correct Ebisu as soon as possible.

For civilian ninja like them, there were no bloodline limits, no secret techniques, no room for error.

A mistake in battle meant death.

In midair, Ebisu formed a hand seal.

"S-Rank Secret Art Transformation Technique!"

With a toothpick in his mouth, Shiranui Genma wore a mocking expression.

Did Ebisu really think he could defeat him with the Transformation Technique?

And he had leaped at him from midair. Wasn't that just courting death?

The teacher had said in Three-Body Technique class that the Transformation Technique was extremely fragile. The slightest blow would cause the chakra's altered form to collapse.

Poof!

After the white smoke cleared, a naked woman appeared in midair.

The toothpick in Shiranui Genma's mouth slowly drooped until it fell from his lips.

He stood there, dumbfounded.

This...

That flushed face, those seductive eyes, that snowy-white skin, those trembling, towering breasts, those long, pale legs...

Huh?

How had Shiranui Genma ever seen anything like this?

Shiranui Genma took a heavy blow to the nose, completely unable to resist.

There were too many details to take in. There was no chance to react at all.

Shiranui Genma fell backward onto the ground, blood streaming from his nose, his face bearing the vacant look of someone whose system had crashed.

Well, well, Shiranui Genma. You look like such a decent guy, but one punch shouldn't make you bleed that much from the nose.

Don't tell me you started bleeding before the punch even hit you?

[There is a ninja near the host whose defenses have been broken. The Defense-Breaking System is activating...]

Uchiha Ling was delighted, ready to see what reward Shiranui Genma would give him.

Hopefully it would be chakra reserves. Shiranui Genma did not know anything yet anyway.

[Huìdài's defenses have been broken. Extracting abilities related to Huìdài. The host may choose one of three.]

Huh?

Uchiha Ling froze. Wait, it was not Shiranui Genma?

Huìdài? Wasn't that Ebisu's father?

Uchiha Ling hurriedly turned to look at the windows of the classroom offices in the teaching building.

Behind one window stood someone with a dark expression.

Oh no!

I corrupted a kid, and the parent's defenses broke first!

Parents these days were so fragile. When you saw a brat with problems, that brat might be the least sick person in the whole family.

Ebisu was probably going home to a belt beating.

Whatever. The belt would land on Ebisu, not him.

[Option One: Leaf Hurricane; Option Two: Substitution Technique proficiency; Option Three: Advanced Body Flicker Technique proficiency.]

Option one, Leaf Hurricane, was a taijutsu technique mastered by Might Guy in the original story. It was a consecutive upper and lower spinning kick that sent enemies flying into the air.

It was not much use. He trained taijutsu only so it would not become a weakness, for dodging and escaping in emergencies.

Option two was Substitution Technique proficiency. That could wait until he was in the higher grades.

Option three, advanced Body Flicker Technique proficiency, made Uchiha Ling's eyes light up.

The Body Flicker Technique was simple in principle. One gathered chakra in the legs and feet, then explosively released it to achieve extreme speed in an instant.

Advanced Body Flicker Technique proficiency might be one of the few advanced techniques Teacher Huìdài, who was known for his fundamentals, had mastered.

Uchiha Ling chose option three, and a flood of knowledge poured into his mind.

So that's how it is... Not bad, not bad.

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