Soul Land: I Have a Negative Emotion System
Chapter 37

Someone Behind You

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Zhu Zhuqing rolled her eyes prettily. "Someone's obviously feeling guilty! Who knows what he's feeling guilty about?"

Luo Yihe choked up. He had wanted to argue, but Zhu Zhuqing dragged him away from Hu Liena.

"Go help me set up the tents. The fox spirit and I will go gather some firewood."

As she spoke, she pushed Luo Yihe away. Hu Liena watched with a frown.

Luo Yihe cut in, "I'll go too. I'm worried if it's just the two of you."

Zhu Zhuqing shook her head, refusing.

Luo Yihe said, "Then let Big Bear follow behind and protect you! I really can't relax with you two going out alone."

Zhu Zhuqing thought it over, then nodded in agreement.

Luo Yihe found Xiao Chenghe and told Big Bear to listen carefully to what the two girls talked about and report back to him. If possible, he was to record it or something. Big Bear did not refuse and assured him it was covered.

Hu Liena had not wanted to go, but Zhu Zhuqing said something to her. With an ugly expression, Hu Liena followed behind Zhu Zhuqing.

After the two women and Xiao Chenghe left, the killing intent in the air grew even thicker.

Luo Yihe had been about to set up the tents when he saw figures moving all around him, vaguely forming an encirclement.

Luo Yihe took a step back, only for them to surround him in unison.

Luo Yihe blinked. (◕ᴗ◕) "What are you doing?"

Tang San stood amid the crowd with his hands on his hips. "What do you think we're doing?"

Seeing everyone around him with their martial souls and soul rings activated, Luo Yihe guiltily said, "Uh... I suddenly really need to pee..."

Tang San grabbed Luo Yihe by the collar. "Fuck, all of us came here to block you. Do you think you can still run?"

Luo Yihe wore a friendly smile. "No, no, no. Tang San, brothers and sisters, don't be like this. We're all civilized people, the moral benchmarks of Douluo Continent's new generation. Fighting is bad!"

Everyone from Shrek, along with Xie Yue and Yan, had fury written across their faces. If looks could kill, Luo Yihe would have been cut into a thousand pieces by now.

Seeing that their anger had yet to fade, Luo Yihe began reasoning with them.

Luo Yihe said with a kind smile, "Tang San, don't be like this. We're all pure and noble gentlemen. How can we fight?"

"Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear that shit right now. I just want to beat you up."

"Aren't you so damn amazing? Take out that brick of yours. I want to see whether you can beat all of us to death."

Everyone was seething. After being messed with by Luo Yihe like this, if they did not get revenge, they might as well stop cultivating and go sell sweet potatoes.

Luo Yihe looked behind them, his eyes widening.

He put on an utterly exaggerated expression and pointed behind them!

"Watch out, there are people behind you."

Tang San sneered, his tone becoming even more hostile as the soul ring at his waist began to glow. "Luo Yihe, do you really take us for idiots? You've been using that line since you were six years old. Brothers, get him! Today, for the future peace of Douluo Continent, let's beat him to death."

"Beat him to death!" ×N

Luo Yihe said urgently, "Really, there are dozens of people behind you. Fuck, they're starting to use soul skills."

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Luo Yihe, I never thought you'd be scared too. Can you stop making excuses and stand there like a man so we can give you a proper beating?"

Huo Yuhao snorted. "Third Brother, stop wasting words on him. Just attack. He must be waiting for Xiao Chenghe to come back. He's messed with us so many times—I've wanted revenge for ages."

Luo Yihe was nearly speechless. I finally tell the truth for once, and why won't anyone believe me?

"Why won't you believe me even once? Hurry up and turn around, or you'll get beaten stupid."

"You make it sound so real. You really do have talent for playing Ultraman."

But the moment he finished speaking!

Bang!

A club struck him on the head.

Before they could react, more than a dozen people behind them rushed in with all kinds of weapons and began beating them mercilessly.

Bang bang bang bang!

The sounds of clubs striking bodies came one after another, along with their screams.

"Fuck! There really are people!"

Tang San's head spun. If not for the foundation of the Mysterious Heaven Skill, he would have passed out from the first blow.

He shook his head, his eyes turning sharp. Just as he was about to fight back, three more clubs landed on his head, and they surrounded Tang San and beat him.

Tang San could only cry out in pain. Those bastards kept aiming for his head, leaving him unable to gather the focus to retaliate.

The clubs rained down on him with bang after bang. Before long, he collapsed to the ground, clearly unconscious.

Dai Mubai and Yan had it the worst. Two Soul Ancestors and one Soul Elder hammered them with their martial souls activated.

They only held on for a few dozen seconds before both fainted and fell to the ground.

Ning Rongrong and Oscar, being support types, each took a heavy blow to the head and immediately passed out cold.

Luo Yihe stood off to the side, completely at a loss. It did not feel right to jump in, but it did not feel right not to, either.

Jump in?

How was he supposed to?

There were so many people on the other side. If they truly made up their minds to surround him, then unless he teleported away, Flash alone would wear him to death.

One of the Soul Ancestors looked at Luo Yihe. "Catch him."

(((;゚Д゚)))

"Fuck!"

Luo Yihe jumped in fright. With so many of them, he turned and ran.

He kept using teleportation.

More than a dozen people, their martial souls activated, chased after Luo Yihe.

"Damn it, why are you chasing me? Go deal with them! They can't even fight back anymore."

Luo Yihe cursed as he ran ahead. One of the Soul Ancestors behind him felt that made sense.

"You, take three Soul Elders and tie them all up."

"Yes!"

The four figures then ran back the way they had come.

"Fuck! Are you idiots? There are more than ten people over there too, and you're only sending four people? Why are all of you chasing me?"

About eight people remained, all wearing masks. Ignoring Luo Yihe's nonstop babbling, they raced after him at incredible speed.

Seeing them getting faster and faster, perhaps because a support-type had buffed them, Luo Yihe pulled out a large number of poisonous mushrooms from the system space, crushed them, and scattered them behind him.

A strange smell drifted through the air.

The next second, a young man suddenly stopped moving.

Then his gaze fell upon a large tree beside him. He pressed the tree against the trunk and gently stroked its bark.

The other seven stared in utter confusion!

The young man gazed lovingly at the tree before him and grinned foolishly.

"Qingbao, I knew you liked me too, didn't you?"

Buzz!!!

In the group, a boy named Qingfeng felt his mind explode! He was completely dumbfounded!

(☉д☉) "Fuck! What's going on?"

Σ(°Д°) "Brother Tian, you... no way... Brother Tian likes Xiaoqing?"

A masked girl's choked sob could faintly be heard.

(இдஇ;) "Tell me this isn't real. Brother Tian should be in love with me."

The rest of their companions all looked as though bombs had gone off in their heads. They had mocked the Star Luo Empire's second prince before, but now it had happened on their own side.

It was too much information to process. None of them could quite accept it.

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