Soul Land: I Have a Negative Emotion System
Chapter 36

Tang San Went Mad

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Tang San had originally been checking himself over, but he had eaten quite a lot and could no longer remember which ones were poisonous. He hurried toward Luo Yihe. "Luo Yihe, hurry and take a look. Were the mushrooms I just ate poisonous?"

Luo Yihe gave them a casual glance and said boldly, "Don't worry, Little Blackie. What you ate wasn't poisonous!"

Tang San no longer cared about Luo Yihe giving him a nickname and let out a long sigh of relief. (awkward smile)

"However, when combined with what you ate earlier, it becomes poisonous."

{Ding...}

(furious) Tang San, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, immediately began breathing rapidly, his face flushing bright red.

"Beep!"

A large pink mushroom suddenly sprouted from Tang San's head.

The others were horrified by the sight. This was far more terrifying than changing colors, wasn't it?

Everyone was panicking like crazy now!

They were afraid they would suddenly change color or grow mushrooms from their heads.

Damn Luo Yihe!

They would never eat anything he gave them again.

That bastard could get people killed.

{Ding ding ding...}

Zhu Zhuqing looked at the mushroom in her hand that she had not yet had time to eat and threw it away as though she had been electrocuted.

Good thing she had been watching to see whether Luo Yihe would eat the mushrooms that fox spirit had given him. Otherwise, this guy would have gotten her killed.

Tang San tried to pull the mushroom off his head!

Hey, it actually came off easily. Good, good.

"Beep!"

A mushroom of a different color grew out again. Tang San refused to give up and pulled that one off too.

Beep!

Pull!

Beep!

Pull!

"Luo Yihe, I'm fucking going to kill you!"

Tang San roared and pounced at Luo Yihe like a mad dog. If the twelve large mushrooms atop Tang San's head could have been removed, he would definitely have looked even fiercer.

Luo Yihe was absurdly fast when running. By the time Tang San caught up, Luo Yihe was already over a kilometer away.

(〃>_<〃) "Little Blackie—ah, ptooey, Brother Tang San, don't panic. Give me some time, and I'll help you see if there's a way to detoxify you."

"Detoxify my ass!"

The throwing knives in Tang San's hands kept flying out!

Seeing this, Luo Yihe ran without even looking back.

Luo Yihe had even used teleportation, yet Tang San still clung to him relentlessly.

"Stop chasing me!" Luo Yihe shouted over his shoulder.

"Your friend is foaming at the mouth and convulsing all over!"

The most miserable one was undoubtedly Ma Hongjun. He was already foaming at the mouth, his entire body twitching violently.

How could Tang San care about anyone else right now? With so many huge mushrooms on his head, how was he supposed to face anyone in the future? How was he supposed to make a name for himself? Did he still want to marry a beautiful wife?

At those thoughts, Tang San's eyes turned red. As if he had not heard Luo Yihe at all, all kinds of throwing knives continuously appeared in his hands and flew toward Luo Yihe.

"Wait, wait, I found a method!"

"Speak!"

Tang San's hands had turned jade-white as he pinched several small blades between his fingers. Purple light in his eyes radiated waves of killing intent!

Luo Yihe carefully read the book's description. "The book says that as long as we find a soul beast called the Emerald Swan, its heart can solve the mushroom-growing problem on your head."

Luo Yihe read through the detailed information in the book. "Oh, right. The Emerald Swan is an extremely precious soul beast. It is important not only to humans, but also to soul beasts, because the Emerald Swan race loves peace and possesses almost unsolvable healing abilities. Nearly all soul beasts have an obligation to protect them, so the book warns that unless there are more than two Super Douluo overseeing things, it is not recommended that we hunt one."

Tang San: "???????"

Luo Yihe said solemnly, "The book has already explained it clearly enough. How about this? You go find two Super Douluo, and I'll help you find an Emerald Swan."

{Ding, negative emotions from Tang San +999}

Two Super Douluo?

Damn it, there weren't even more than five publicly known Super Douluo in the entire Douluo Continent, and this bastard wanted him to find two?

Was that even human language?

"I don't care. Where the hell am I supposed to find you two Super Douluo? If we're going to die, then we'll die together."

"Enough, stop arguing. Oscar's Detoxifying Sausage can detoxify poison."

With a pale face, Ning Rongrong weakly called out.

Tang San looked over!

Sure enough, Ma Hongjun's mouth was already stuffed full of little sausages. His body was no longer convulsing, and foam was no longer spilling from his mouth.

Fuck!

He had been so focused on perishing together with Luo Yihe that he had forgotten they had a food-type soul master among them, and his first soul skill was the Detoxifying Sausage.

Tang San hurriedly ran up to Oscar. "Little Ao, give me a few sausages, quick."

"Sure thing, Third Brother. Please have a seat."

Oscar now worshipped Tang San. After going mad, Tang San had actually been able to chase down Luo Yihe. It was truly unbelievable.

Oscar began handing out sausages one by one. Xiao Chenghe had been quite happy at first, but after hearing the incantation Oscar recited, Xiao Chenghe immediately wanted to pull up his pants and hack Oscar to death.

Xie Yue also asked, "Were the mushrooms I ate poisonous?"

"I don't even know what mushrooms you ate. How would I know?"

"These two kinds!"

Xie Yue picked up his phone and showed Luo Yihe the mushroom photos he had taken.

Luo Yihe flipped through the book. "Oh, don't worry. Neither of these mushrooms is poisonous!"

Xie Yue breathed a sigh of relief.

Luo Yihe continued, "But if you eat both together, they become poisonous."

{Ding, negative emotions from Xie Yue +888}

(shocked)

Xie Yue's face, already pale to begin with, turned even whiter.

Luo Yihe hurriedly comforted him. "But don't worry. The book says the poison isn't severe. You'll only be unconscious for a while."

The moment he finished speaking, Xie Yue's body fell straight backward.

(speechless) "Fuck! Oscar, get over here! Another one went down."

On a large tree not far away, seven or eight purple-robed deacons from Spirit Hall looked at each other.

One of the older men spoke first. "I think we should just drive that kid out!"

A chubby, honest-looking man smiled. "Letting him go won't do. The elders won't agree. This is a trial for Spirit Hall's younger generation. We can't break the rules because of one person."

Another tall man spoke up. "We should report it! I think that kid is a little strange. He nearly wiped out the entire team just by roasting some mushrooms. No matter how you look at it, he isn't simple."

"Then let's report it and leave the decision to the elders."

"Fine." ×7

Once everyone had finally returned to normal, they began setting up tents to rest.

Only Luo Yihe sat beside the campfire, feeling an eerie chill around him, the air filled with killing intent!

Hu Liena approached with a smile and plopped down beside Luo Yihe. Just as she wanted to wrap her arms around his arm, Zhu Zhuqing appeared between them like a ghost.

"Fuck!"

"Zhu Zhuqing, what are you doing? You don't make any sound when you walk?" Luo Yihe said unhappily.

Ever since being frightened once in Suotuo City, he had developed a bit of a stress reaction toward things that suddenly appeared.

The main reason was that he still did not know who had been messing with him, so he was unwilling to believe there were really ghosts here.

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