There Are Big Monsters

By the time Luo Yihe found Xiao Chenghe, he was already unconscious. Luckily, he had not ended up like the Shrek group. He must have dealt with his own problem, but he had indeed emptied himself dry and passed out on the way to find them.

Sigh, what an unlucky kid!

Luo Yihe sighed, walked over, and hoisted Xiao Chenghe onto his shoulder. He was just about to free up a hand to take Zhu Zhuqing's.

Suddenly—

The forest more than ten meters away stirred!

Thud! Thud! Thud!

Heavy footsteps!

It sounded as though some enormous creature was walking through the woods.

Whoosh!

A figure nearly seven or eight meters tall leaped high out of the forest.

Man-Faced Demon Spider!!!

Ten-thousand-year!!!

"Roar!"

(((;°Д°;)))

With Xiao Chenghe slung over one shoulder and Zhu Zhuqing's hand in the other, Luo Yihe took off running.

"Holy crap! Run! There's a big monster!"

"That's not a monster, it's a Man-Faced Demon Spider!"

Zhu Zhuqing was speechless!

"Is now really the time to argue about whether it's a monster or a Man-Faced Demon Spider?"

Luo Yihe was even more speechless!

Zhu Zhuqing's little face reddened at his words. She realized it too—now was the time to flee for their lives. Forget that Xiao Chenghe was unconscious; even if he woke up, the three of them had no hope of killing a ten-thousand-year Man-Faced Demon Spider.

The pitch-black giant spider had eight spear-like legs. A white human face sat on its belly, with eight purple-glowing eyes—the Man-Faced Demon Spider bounded after Luo Yihe and the others in just a few massive leaps.

Its huge body paid no attention to the trees blocking its path. It simply rammed straight through them.

The trees were knocked every which way, as though they had deliberately made a path for the Man-Faced Demon Spider.

Luo Yihe pushed his teleportation to its limit and did not dare stop at all. Teleporting had a delay—if that thing so much as scratched him...

Luo Yihe did not believe spiders were not venomous. And he had offended Tang San beyond repair, so Tang San definitely would not help him detoxify. Then... there was only this method.

A light called wisdom shone from Luo Yihe's eyes.

"Come on, Zhuqing. I have an idea."

Zhu Zhuqing, already panting from exhaustion, lifted her eyes to look at Luo Yihe. "I'll listen to you."

"Good, let's go! We still have a dozen or twenty good friends in Star Dou Forest!"

"As long as we unite their strength, we can get out without a scratch."

Zhu Zhuqing: "..."

Did he have to describe leading disaster toward others so vividly?

Not far ahead, the Shrek group had already escaped their predicament. They were studying the scope of Spirit Hall's encirclement, trying to find where Luo Yihe might be hiding.

Of course, they would have looked much more serious if they were not discussing it while taking a dump.

Just as they were envisioning the future, Luo Yihe suddenly appeared, carrying Xiao Chenghe and holding Zhu Zhuqing's hand, giving everyone quite a fright.

"Hi, everyone. Good evening."

While everyone stood there dumbfounded, Luo Yihe did not hesitate to throw another huge bag of laxatives at them.

Then, carrying Xiao Chenghe and pulling Zhu Zhuqing along, he teleported away.

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"Damn Luo Yihe, cough cough cough!!!"

"This smell is so damn familiar!"

"This seems to be fucking laxatives again."

"Damn it, that cursed Luo Yihe."

"No! I really don't have even a drop left! I seriously can't crap anymore!"

༼༎ຶ෴༎ຶ༽

(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ)

At that moment, a seven- or eight-meter-tall Man-Faced Demon Spider suddenly appeared.

"Roar!!!"

Everyone swallowed, cold sweat trickling down their foreheads.

Two seconds later...

"Holy crap! Run! It's a ten-thousand-year Man-Faced Demon Spider!"

"My legs are weak from crapping. I can't run."

(;´༎ຶ۝༎ຶ`)

o(╥﹏╥)o "Someone save me!"

(╬▔皿▔)╯ "Run if you want to run, but don't point your ass at me! You're crapping while running, and you got it all over me, damn it!"

(((;ﾟДﾟ))) "Oh no, someone else passed out from crapping! He fell right where he crapped, holy crap! Even the Man-Faced Demon Spider won't touch him anymore."

༼༎ຶ෴༎ຶ༽: "Brothers, I can't hold on anymore. I'm fucking done for."

The place instantly descended into chaos. Not one of the fleeing students was wearing pants. Whenever the Man-Faced Demon Spider turned to chase someone else, they could immediately squat down and keep crapping.

And those who truly could not hold on could only run while crapping.

The entire area had become unbearably foul. Even the deacons and bishops did not dare approach casually.

But... some students had given up the trial, so they had to go in. Even the Soul Sages and Soul Douluos were a little intimidated, so they could only use rock-paper-scissors to decide who would go—the loser had to enter.

In the end, an older man went in to bring out those who had surrendered.

But when he returned, his face was dark the entire time. A few sharp-eyed people spotted the yellow-and-white stuff all over one of his feet and understood at once. No one went over to make conversation or provoke him. If they did at a time like this, he could take it as a challenge and beat them senseless, and nobody would say a word in their defense.

Luo Tianhe harvested another wave of negative emotions.

While Luo Tianhe was still running and checking the system's gains, a noisy commotion suddenly erupted behind him. He turned around, took one look, and shouted, "Holy crap!" Then he dragged Zhu Zhuqing along even faster!

(▼皿▼)

"Damn brat, if you've got guts, stop running!"

"Brothers, charge! Even if we perish together, for the peace of the continent, we must kill him today."

(▼皿▼)

"Kill him!" ×N

A bunch of geniuses had been toyed with by one stinking brat. As the geniuses of Shrek and Spirit Hall, the future of the entire Douluo Continent, they had nearly had their Dao hearts shattered by Luo Yihe.

┐(´∀`;)┌ "Come on, chase me!"

Luo Yihe turned around, raised his middle finger at them, and flashed a provocative grin!

The next second!

"Watch out!" Zhu Zhuqing cried.

"Bang!"

Leaves rained down from the violent impact!

Luo Yihe's whole body was plastered against a tree trunk!

His face went numb!

Zhu Zhuqing had dodged out of the way, but seeing Luo Yihe's miserable state, she covered her face in distress!

Xiao Chenghe flew straight out of Luo Yihe's grasp.

"Xiao Luo, are you... okay?!"

He touched his head. A huge bump had already risen there!

Luo Yihe felt as though his vision had gone dark, and the world was spinning!

Seeing that the people behind them had already caught up, Zhu Zhuqing wanted to pull Luo Yihe to his feet, but she could not move him. She wanted to turn back and hold off the people from Shrek and Spirit Hall.

But... Zhu Zhuqing looked at them running while crapping, with a Man-Faced Demon Spider covered in yellow-and-white stuff behind them. Her entire mind went numb. There was no time to think, so she hurried back to wake Luo Yihe.

"Aren't you so good at running?"

Tang San and Xiao Tian, who were leading the group, approached with sinister grins and long strides!

They would have looked pretty cool if they were not taking a dump at the same time...

Luo Yihe shook his head. Just as the two of them were about to grab him, Zhu Zhuqing had already closed her eyes in despair and curled up in Luo Yihe's arms.

At the critical moment, Luo Yihe—

Teleported with Zhu Zhuqing to Xiao Chenghe's side, grabbed Xiao Chenghe, and moved more than twenty meters away from them again.

Tang San and the others watched Luo Yihe suddenly vanish, then immediately reached their shit-covered hands toward Huo Yuhao.