There's a Big Monster

When Luo Yihe found Xiao Chenghe, he was already unconscious. Fortunately, he had not ended up like the Shrek group. He had probably dealt with his own problem, but he had indeed pooped himself dry and passed out on the way to find them.

Sigh, what an unlucky kid!

Luo Yihe sighed, stepped forward, and hoisted Xiao Chenghe onto his shoulder, just about to free up a hand to take Zhu Zhuqing's.

Suddenly—

The forest a dozen meters away stirred!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Heavy footsteps!

It sounded as though some enormous creature was walking through the woods.

Whoosh!

A figure nearly seven or eight meters tall leaped high out of the forest.

Man Faced Demon Spider!!!

Ten-thousand-year!!!

"Roar!"

(((;°Д°;)))

With Xiao Chenghe over one shoulder and Zhu Zhuqing's hand in the other, Luo Yihe turned and ran.

"Holy shit! Run, there's a big monster!"

"That's not a monster, it's a Man Faced Demon Spider!"

Zhu Zhuqing was speechless!

"Is now really the time to argue over whether it's a monster or a Man Faced Demon Spider?"

Luo Yihe was even more speechless!

Zhu Zhuqing's little face flushed red at his words. She realized it too—this was the time to run for their lives. With Xiao Chenghe already unconscious, even if he woke up, the three of them had no chance of killing a ten-thousand-year Man Faced Demon Spider.

The pitch-black giant spider had eight spear-like legs. On its belly was a white human face, and its eight purple-glowing eyes gleamed as it bounded after Luo Yihe and the others.

It was enormous and did not care about the trees blocking its path, crashing straight through them.

The trees were knocked askew by its collisions, as if they had deliberately made way for the Man Faced Demon Spider.

Luo Yihe pushed Teleportation to its limit and did not dare stop at all. Teleportation had a delay, and if it so much as scratched him...

Luo Yihe did not believe spiders were not venomous. Besides, he had thoroughly offended Tang San, who definitely would not help him detoxify. So... there was only one way.

Luo Yihe's eyes shone with the light of wisdom.

"Come on, Zhuqing. I've got an idea."

Zhu Zhuqing, already panting from exhaustion, lifted her eyes to Luo Yihe. "I'll listen to you."

"Good, let's go! We still have a dozen or twenty good friends in Star Dou Forest!"

"As long as we unite their strength, we can get out without a scratch."

Zhu Zhuqing: "..."

Did he really have to make luring trouble toward others sound so vivid and lifelike?

Not far ahead, the Shrek group had already escaped their predicament. They were studying the scope of Spirit Hall's encirclement, trying to identify where Luo Yihe might be hiding.

Of course, they would have looked much more serious if they were not discussing it while taking a dump.

Just as they were envisioning the future, Luo Yihe suddenly appeared, carrying Xiao Chenghe and holding Zhu Zhuqing's hand, thoroughly startling everyone.

"Hi, good evening, everyone."

While everyone stood there dumbfounded, Luo Yihe did not hesitate to throw another huge bag of laxatives at them.

Then, carrying Xiao Chenghe and pulling Zhu Zhuqing along, he Teleported away.

(╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ)

"Damn Luo Yihe, cough cough cough!!!"

"Such a fucking familiar smell!"

"This fucking looks like laxatives again."

"Damn it, that cursed Luo Yihe."

"No! I really don't have a single drop left! I seriously can't shit anymore!"

༼༎ຶ෴༎ຶ༽

(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ)

At that moment, a seven- or eight-meter-tall Man Faced Demon Spider suddenly appeared.

"Roar!!!"

Everyone swallowed, cold sweat trickling down their foreheads.

Two seconds later...

"Holy shit! Run, it's a ten-thousand-year Man Faced Demon Spider."

"My legs are weak from shitting. I can't run."

(;´༎ຶ۝༎ຶ`)

o(╥﹏╥)o "Someone save me!"

(╬▔皿▔)╯ "If you're fucking running, then run! Don't point your ass at me while shitting as you run—you got it all over me, damn it!"

(((;ﾟДﾟ))) "This is bad, someone else shit himself unconscious! He collapsed right where he shit! Holy crap, even the Man Faced Demon Spider won't touch him."

༼༎ຶ෴༎ຶ༽: "Brothers, I can't hold on anymore. I'm fucking done for."

The place instantly became a complete mess. Not one fleeing student was wearing pants. Whenever the Man Faced Demon Spider turned to chase someone else, they could immediately squat down and continue pooping.

Those who truly could not hold on could only run while pooping.

The area had become unbearably foul-smelling. Even the deacons and bishops did not dare approach it lightly.

But... if students gave up the trial, they had to go get them. Even the Soul Sages and Soul Douluos were apprehensive, so they could only play rock-paper-scissors to decide who would go—the loser had to do it.

In the end, an older man went in to bring out those who had surrendered.

But when he returned, his face was dark the entire time. Some sharp-eyed people noticed yellow-and-white filth all over one of his feet and understood immediately. No one went over to chat or provoke him. At a time like this, if he took it as a challenge and beat someone up, no one else would say a word in their defense.

Luo Tianhe harvested another wave of negative emotions.

While Luo Tianhe kept running and checking the system's gains, a noisy commotion suddenly erupted behind him. He turned around, took one look, and shouted, "Holy shit!" Then he dragged Zhu Zhuqing along even faster!

(▼皿▼)

"Damn brat, if you've got guts, don't run!"

"Brothers, charge! Even if we perish together, for the peace of the continent, we have to kill him today."

(▼皿▼)

"Kill him!" ×N

A bunch of geniuses had been toyed with by one brat. As the geniuses of Shrek and Spirit Hall—the future of the entire Douluo Continent—they had nearly had their Dao hearts shattered by Luo Yihe.

┐(´∀`;)┌ "Come on, chase me!"

Luo Yihe turned back, raised his middle finger at them, and flashed a provocative smile!

The next second!

Zhu Zhuqing cried out, "Watch out!"

Bang!

Leaves rained down from the violent impact!

Luo Yihe was plastered against a tree trunk!

His face went numb!

Zhu Zhuqing had dodged it, but seeing Luo Yihe's miserable state, she covered her face in pity!

Xiao Chenghe flew straight out of Luo Yihe's grasp.

"Xiao Luo, are you... okay?"

He touched his head and found a huge bump already swelling there!

Luo Yihe felt as though everything before his eyes had gone dark, and the world was spinning a little too!

Seeing the people behind them closing in, Zhu Zhuqing wanted to pull Luo Yihe up, but she could not move him. She wanted to turn back and hold off the Shrek and Spirit Hall people.

But... when Zhu Zhuqing saw them running while pooping, along with the Man Faced Demon Spider behind them covered from head to toe in yellow-and-white filth, her whole body went numb. She had no time to think and hurried back to wake Luo Yihe.

"Weren't you so good at running?"

Tang San and Xiao Tian, leading the group, grinned viciously as they strode toward him!

They would have looked pretty cool if they were not pooping while walking...

Luo Yihe shook his head. Just as the two were about to grab him, Zhu Zhuqing had already closed her eyes in despair and curled up in Luo Yihe's arms.

At the critical moment!

Luo Yihe hugged Zhu Zhuqing and Teleported to Xiao Chenghe's side. He grabbed Xiao Chenghe and moved more than twenty meters away from them again.

Tang San and the others watched Luo Yihe suddenly vanish, then immediately reached their shit-covered hands toward Huo Yuhao.