Naruto: I'm Really Not an Evil Scientist!

In Konoha, with the template of Singed, the alchemist from League of Legends, my hobby is dissecting a few spies during afternoon tea time. Everyone says I'm an evil scientist, but I'm a legal and compliant experimenter officially certified by Konoha—bro, do you even realize how ridiculous you sound? Some say I'm one of Konoha's Two Wolves; that is sheer slander! I, Hiruko, am never lecherous! Orochimaru: "The key thing is, the way Hiruko looks at me is a bit off?" Tsunade: "Damn harem protagonist! Give back the Wood Release bloodline limit!" Hiruko: "Tsunade, you don't want the Wood Release bloodline to fall into other clans, do you?" Jiraiya: "Hiruko, can you tell me in detail the story 'Airi Has a Good Father'? I want to write it in the latest Make-Out Paradise!" PS: A true science-style protagonist, scientifically reforming the ninja world. Veteran author with a guarantee; 500+ initial subscriptions on launch, 10,000 words daily.