Douluo V: Taking Advantage of Xiao Wu's Innocence to Make Her My Wife
Chapter 190

Grandmaster? Pimp!

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Yu Xiaogang's forehead was flushed red, with blood seeping out, mixed with cold sweat and covering his face.

Ye Hua held the freshly brewed tea, slowly blowing on it to cool it down, without looking at him.

"Spare you? On what grounds?"

Yu Xiaogang suddenly raised his head, his eyes filled with hope.

"I am Grandmaster! Grandmaster of Martial Soul Theory! I can help you train students!"

"I possess the Ten Core Competencies of Martial Soul, a theoretical system that no one on the entire continent has ever overturned!"

Cough cough cough!

Ye Hua choked on his tea.

That was close, I almost died laughing.

"You? Teach students?"

"Yes, yes, your girlfriend is a bit lost after the competition, unsure how to improve, right?"

"Leave it to me! I've been researching this for thirty years, and I dare say no one on the mainland is better than me..."

"Tang San was trained by you."

Ye Hua's casual remark shut Yu Xiaogang up completely.

"The First Soul Ring in thirty years," Ye Hua counted on his fingers, "Adding Soul Ring to the Clear Sky Hammer ahead of time is a waste of talent."

"You're such a good teacher, so good that you've ruined someone like that."

"This..." Cold sweat trickled down Yu Xiaogang's nose.

"That's a special case! The Xiao San's situation is special!"

"Hmm, special circumstances," Ye Hua nodded, "Transvestite, plagiarism, poisoning, betrayal."

"The greatest theoretical Grandmaster in the entire continent truly lives up to his name."

Yu Xiaogang's face turned deathly pale.

"Your theory is so impressive, do you know about the Divine Examination?"

Yu Xiaogang was stunned. "God... what god?"

"Divine Examination, a test from the gods." Ye Hua narrowed his eyes slightly.

Yu Xiaogang's apple bobbed up and down, and beads of sweat became increasingly dense.

"This... this I really..."

"Of course you wouldn't know," Ye Hua said calmly, "With Soul Power below level 30, how could you possibly research higher-level things?"

"I... I've even researched Martial Soul Fusion Skill!" Yu Xiaogang said, unwilling to give up.

"I can make a team whose Martial Soul are not connected use Martial Soul Fusion Skill!"

Ye Hua finally raised his eyes. "So, I didn't kill you right away."

Yu Xiaogang's heart raced, and ecstasy spread across his face.

There's hope!

Ye Hua was interested in this!

"Put your head out."

"Ah? Okay!"

Ye Hua gave the order, Yu Xiaogang dared not disobey.

Ye Hua showed no mercy and proceeded to Soul Search!

"Aaaaaaah!"

"What... what are you doing!"

No! You can't! Ugh!

Ye Hua placed his palm on Yu Xiaogang's head.

The black Soul Power transformed into a thin snake and burrowed into his brow!

Yu Xiaogang let out a shrill scream, his body convulsing violently.

His eyes rolled upwards, and saliva dripped uncontrollably from the corner of his mouth.

His memories were forcibly ripped out!

Childhood, adolescence, youth, middle age

Seeking knowledge, traveling, expulsion, and forbearance.

Scenes, like scraps of paper, were churned and filtered by the black Soul Power.

The process lasted about 15 minutes.

Ye Hua withdrew his hand, Yu Xiaogang had already collapsed.

His Soul Power was already weak, and after being forcibly Soul Search, his spirit nearly collapsed.

"Tsk," Ye Hua clicked his tongue, "Disgusting!"

She gets close to Bibi Dong, befriends Liu Erlong, and joins Tang San in taking revenge on him...

Moreover, the so-called theory is nothing but a castle in the air, lacking practical application.

The only truly useful skill is the Martial Soul Fusion Skill!

"I didn't expect you weren't completely useless." Ye Hua put down his teacup.

Yu Xiaogang struggled to lift his eyes. "If you get what you want, can you let me go?"

"What are you thinking about?" Ye Hua snapped his fingers, and an invisible dark cloud appeared above Yu Xiaogang's head. "Master and disciple should be together."

Yu Xiaogang instinctively sensed something was wrong.

An inexplicable chill crept up my spine, and my instincts screamed for help.

"What... what did you... do to me?!"

"It's nothing," Ye Hua waved his hand. "You guys, throw him out into the street."

Two Long Night Alliance Soul Saint appeared and tossed Yu Xiaogang out like trash.

Ye Hua didn't forget to strike the acupoints, sealing Yu Xiaogang's Soul Power.

"No--!"

"Ye Hua! Ye Hua! Come back!"

"What exactly did you do to me?!"

Yu Xiaogang lay on the street, his ominous premonition growing stronger.

Never mind, let's run!

He stood up, stumbled, and ran aimlessly.

Ye Hua watched his retreating figure, a wicked smile curling at the corner of his lips.

[Qilin Exclusive Skill - Mystic Wonder] Activated!

Entwined with Misfortune, dark clouds loomed overhead, and even lightning flashed overhead.

"The show is about to begin."

On the street, Yu Xiaogang ran out of energy after only a short while.

The aftereffects of the Soul Search came over him, giving him a splitting headache.

"Ye Hua, you wait! As long as I, Yu Xiaogang, have a breath left, I will definitely take my revenge on you!"

"I'll endure it. Xiao San can endure it, so can I. I'll endure it until the Xiao San and Mu Bai come to rescue me!"

Yu Xiaogang was determined to live!

However, immediately afterwards--

Bang!

A horse-drawn carriage laden with goods rushed out from the street corner, the driver not having time to pull the reins.

The cart shaft struck Yu Xiaogang squarely in the lower back!

Yu Xiaogang was knocked away and his back slammed onto the stone steps by the roadside!

"Damn it, are you blind?!"

The driver cursed and drove away.

Yu Xiaogang coughed up blood, but his eyes remained resolute.

"Run... I want to keep running..."

He forced himself to his feet and staggered forward.

After taking only three steps...

Snap!

His foot got caught on a piece of hemp rope that had appeared out of nowhere on the ground.

It then took off again and rolled straight into a shop with its door open on the side of the road!

Clang!

Whoosh!

Yu Xiaogang's head hit the table leg, the wooden table shook, and the blue and white porcelain vase fell to the ground and shattered into pieces!

"Ouch!" A shrill voice exploded from behind the counter.

A middle-aged woman with thick makeup and a bright red silk dress rushed over, and her face turned green instantly when she saw the porcelain bottle shattered into more than a dozen pieces on the ground.

"My darling!" The madam's voice was loud enough to lift the roof off.

"This is an antique I bought from the Star Luo Empire for a Gold Soul Coin!"

"You—who are you! Can you afford to pay for this?!"

Yu Xiaogang felt dizzy, but the mention of a Gold Soul Coin startled him awake.

"You're extorting me!" Yu Xiaogang said indignantly.

"I don't care, you pay up, you pay up!"

Yu Xiaogang was furious. "So what if Ye Hua bullies me? I can't beat him, so what?"

You, a mere brothel madam, dare to bully me?

Even at my worst, I'm still Soul Grandmaster!

"Come out, Luo Sanpao!"

"His farts are like thunder, Heaven-Shattering Earth-Splitting Luo Sanpao!"

Caw! Caw! Caw!

A crow flew by.

Nothing happened.

Yu Xiaogang's face turned deathly pale.

broken,

Ye Hua sealed his Soul Power!

"What's wrong with you?" the madam glared. "Are you going to pay or not?"

"I... I have no money..."

"No money?" The madam's eyes widened like saucers.

She sized up Yu Xiaogang: bald, thin, and dirty.

Damn it, you're broke!

What a waste of her vase, which cost a Silver Soul Coin!

However, this man, with his sleazy appearance, is actually a promising candidate for the trade.

Thinking of this, the madam gave a sinister smile.

"No money, huh? That's fine too."

"Anyway, I'm short-staffed."

"Guards! Drag him inside, wash him clean, and change his clothes!"

Two burly men came out from the back room, grabbed Yu Xiaogang, and dragged him inside.

"Wait! What are you doing?!"

"Let me go! I am Yu Xiaogang!"

"I am the Grandmaster!"

"Grandmaster?" The madam scoffed. "The Grandmaster is dead!"

Huh? Am I a zombie?

Yu Xiaogang retorted angrily, "Nonsense!"

"Oh, so the Spirit Hall's information can be false?"

"Yu Xiaogang died at the hands of the Long Night Alliance!"

Yu Xiaogang was dumbfounded.

He struggled frantically, but his strength was no different from that of a chick in the hands of the two burly men.

A moment later, he was pressed in front of the bronze mirror.

He wore a faded gray cloth jacket, a red belt, and had a shiny bald head with a wooden sign around his neck that read "Welcome Guests."

Most importantly, apply Rouge to both cheeks.

"Good, spirited!" The madam patted her approvingly. "From now on, smile at everyone you meet and say, 'Please come in, sir!'"

"If you don't shout loudly, there will be no dinner!"

Yu Xiaogang looked utterly ridiculous, and tears streamed down his face uncontrollably.

He never dreamed in his life that he would end up in this place.

He opened his mouth to curse, but the madam kicked his butt.

"Go out and greet the guests!"

"Or I'll make you work as a prostitute!"

"Some customers just love your taste!"

Yu Xiaogang instinctively covered his buttocks and walked towards the door in humiliation.

Ye Hua, I will never forgive you!

Not far away, Ye Hua nodded in satisfaction.

"Keep an eye on him, don't let him get away!"

"Killing him outright would be too easy on him!"

Ye Hua yawned and returned to his dormitory.

The girls were already there waiting for him.

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