Douluo V: Taking Advantage of Xiao Wu's Innocence to Make Her My Wife
Chapter 304

Stupid Bird, You Got Me Killed!

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The Ice Phoenix Parrot's feathers bristled into a ball, and its beady eyes nervously darted away.

"I don't know!"

You have to believe me!

Ye Hua crossed his arms and looked at it with a half-smile.

Shui Bing'er also raised her head, her gaze Youyou, her hand still pressed against her younger sister's forehead.

The Parrot, caught in a barrage of stares, wished it could bury its head in its wings and play dead!

Just then--

Bang!

The master bedroom window was suddenly smashed open!

A snow-white, round figure crashed straight into the bed!

"Chirp--"

The Snowy Owl was thrown around in a daze, its wings spread out and its two short legs kicking wildly in the air.

Even as it fell, it held its right paw up tightly!

Clutching a steaming cup of milk tea in its paws!

It was steadily handed to Ye Hua!

"Chirp chirp chirp!" (For you!)

The Snowy Owl tilted its head, its round eyes filled with smug satisfaction.

The Parrot froze on the spot.

It slowly turned its head, looked at the milk tea in the Snowy Owl's claws, and closed its eyes.

"Didn't I tell you to give it to our master and the Qilin?"

"How did you give it to Shui Yue'er!"

The Snowy Owl blinked, tilted its head to look at Shui Bing'er, then looked at Shui Yue'er, and blinked again.

Finally, it had no choice but to spread its wings.

"Chirp chirp chirp!" (They look so alike, I can't tell them apart!)

"Chirp chirp." (They all Xiangxiang, and the ice elements are pretty much the same.)

The Snowy Owl called out twice with a self-righteous air, while flapping its wings.

The Parrot was furious.

"Soul Contract! My master and I have Soul Contract!"

"Just feel it, and you'll be able to tell who it is! Are you stupid?!"

The Snowy Owl suddenly realized.

Release mental energy to sense.

Then it flapped its wings and nestled into Shui Bing'er's arms.

He buried his head in her palm and whimpered sweetly.

Seeing its carefree attitude, the Parrot wished it could hang itself from the tree!

"So," Ye Hua said casually, "You've been rambling on and on, stalling for half an hour, just to wait for the Snowy Owl to bring the milk tea?"

"Parrot, tell me, what should I do with you?"

The Parrot swallowed hard, gave a dry laugh, and said, "Ha, ha..."

"Qilin, would you believe me if I said I knew absolutely nothing about it?"

Ye Hua tilted his head. "What do you think?"

"I think... you definitely won't believe me." The Parrot knew it was in the wrong.

"That solves it." Shui Bing'er put her sister down and stood up.

The Parrot's eyes were rolling wildly!

It's all over! It's all over! It's all over!

What a great plan, ruined by that idiot!

You idiot, you've really screwed me over!

It looked like he was about to be taught a lesson--

"Wait!" The Parrot jumped up, flapping its wings loudly. "I'm going to perform magic!"

"What?" Ye Hua raised an eyebrow.

Snowy Owl chuckled, "Anyway... Snowy Owl! Where's what I asked you to bring!"

The Snowy Owl was still trying to charm Shui Bing'er, but was startled by the hooting and quickly took out its little cloth bag.

The cloth bag was only about half the size of a palm, dusty and gray, and tied at the top with a thin rope.

The Parrot swooped down, grabbed the bag with its beak, and then—

Whoosh!

He flung the cloth bag straight into the air!

The thin rope snapped in mid-air, scattering grayish-white powder everywhere!

"Cough cough--" Shui Bing'er was caught off guard and her face was splashed with water.

A warm, tingling sensation suddenly surged from my lower abdomen and spread throughout my body.

"Chirp!" the Snowy Owl cried out in surprise, burying its head in its wings.

The Parrot, being particularly clever, flapped its wings, creating a gust of wind that blew most of the powder towards Shui Bing'er.

Then, without looking back, he plunged into the Soul Ring, pulling the Snowy Owl in with him.

"We didn't do anything! Goodbye!"

The two Soul Spirit vanished completely.

The Soul Ring flashed briefly before returning to silence.

Only Ye Hua, Shui Bing'er, and Shui Yue'er, who was whimpering on the bed, remained in the master bedroom.

Seeing the powder still swirling in the air, Ye Hua frowned.

The powder had no effect on him, but Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er had already been affected.

Moreover, it seems to be a supplement, harmless to the body, but with the aphrodisiac side effect.

"Tsk tsk tsk," Ye Hua said speechlessly, "Where did this Parrot get such a strange idea?"

He wanted to check again, but Shui Bing'er had already climbed onto his arm.

"Teacher Ye..." She braced herself against the bedpost with her right hand, her breathing rapid.

Her blue curly hair was loose, covering half of her face, but judging from her bright red ears, she was in no better condition than Shui Yue'er.

Just as Ye Hua was about to speak, Shui Bing'er's body went limp!

"Mmm..."

Shui Bing'er lost her mind, ripped open Ye Hua's clothes, and sniffed his abs.

On the bed, Shui Yue'er finally struggled to sit up.

She was already burning up due to an overload of Soul Power!

Being irritated by the powder only adds fuel to the fire!

"Sister... Teacher Ye..."

She called out incoherently, beads of sweat sliding down her cheeks, "I... I can't take it anymore..."

She lunged towards the edge of the bed, and Shui Bing'er also fell backward.

The two sisters collided face to face, like flower petals blown together by the wind.

Ye Hua was caught in the middle.

Shui Bing'er held his left hand, while Shui Yue'er pulled his right hand.

Both of them were ice-type Soul Master, but their skin was burning hot, like red-hot charcoal.

The scorching heat emanated through his clothes, almost setting Ye Hua ablaze!

"Hiss--"

Once a fire is lit, putting it out isn't so easy!

"You guys... eh?"

Before Ye Hua could finish speaking, he exerted his strength from both the front and back simultaneously.

Shui Bing'er was in front, hugging Ye Hua's shoulders, her eyes glistening with tears, her lips moving as she gently bit her lower lip.

Shui Yue'er was behind him, her arms around Ye Hua's waist, her hot breath spraying onto his neck, and she hummed softly intermittently.

"It feels so bad..."

"Help..."

Ye Hua was enveloped in two burning hot masses.

He placed his palm on Shui Bing'er's back, moving it upwards along her spine until she arched her back and let out a broken whimper.

Immediately, Shui Bing'er sank back into the bed, her hair disheveled and scattered, her chest heaving rapidly, and her eyes filled with a misty haze.

Shui Yue'er followed suit and lay down, snuggling under the thin blanket, her hand resting on her sister's palm.

"Sister~~"

"Mmm~~"

"Ye Hua... um..."

In the master bedroom, the candles were extinguished.

The moonlight stretched and blurred the shadows.

Ye Hua looked down at the two girls in his arms.

Shui Bing'er's usually aloof and composed face was flushed.

Shui Yue'er was even more miserable, clinging to him.

The aroma of the powder still lingered in the air, mixed with a slightly strange smell.

As it turned out, the two were physically weak, lacking Wang Qiu'er's ferocity in facing enemies head-on, and Xiao Wu's graceful and resilient nature.

"Ye Hua... stop..."

"Sister, um..."

"Please let us go..."

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