Douluo V: Taking Advantage of Xiao Wu's Innocence to Make Her My Wife
Chapter 5

Yu Xiaogang's Wishful Thinking

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Become his disciple!

As long as Ye Hua became the Grandmaster's disciple, Tang San would be his senior brother!

An elder brother was like a father. When the time came, Tang San would have plenty of ways to deal with Ye Hua!

Not only would the wager be nullified, but from then on, at the academy, Tang San would be Ye Hua's rightful elder brother. It would be perfectly natural for him to keep Ye Hua beneath him.

If there were resources, Tang San would enjoy them first!

If there were beauties, Tang San would have them first!

Even the Soul Rings that the teacher had just said were crucial to Soul Masters would be obtained by Tang San first!

Sure enough, the teacher still loved him!

"Junior brother," Tang San had even put on a smile, "from now on, we'll be fellow disciples. Let the unpleasantness from before pass."

Tang San had imperceptibly dug a huge pit for Ye Hua.

Yu Xiaogang nodded in satisfaction at Tang San's attitude. As expected of Xiao San—broad-minded indeed.

If Ye Hua continued to cling to the matter, he would only seem petty.

His gaze returned to Ye Hua as he awaited his answer.

Director Su's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly leaned closer. "Student Ye Hua, although the Grandmaster's Soul Power isn't high, his theoretical accomplishments are among the best in the entire Soul Master world."

"For him to accept you as his disciple is your good fortune!"

"Besides," Yu Xiaogang naturally picked up the thread, "considering your master's face, how about we call off the wager between you two?"

At last, the dagger was revealed!

The people around them froze!

Director Su was dumbfounded!

But since the words had already left his mouth, he could not take them back. He could only glare at Yu Xiaogang with a livid expression.

You bastard! You mooched around the academy, eating and drinking for free, all theory and no willingness to teach!

I thought you'd changed after taking the initiative to accept a disciple. Now it seemed... heh, what bullshit!

Ye Hua finally turned around, sneering inwardly.

Not bad. As expected of the Grandmaster, with one grand principle after another!

The second greatest hypocrite in Douluo truly lived up to his name!

[Ding--] [A temporary mission has been triggered after detecting that the host has been secretly set up by the Grandmaster and Tang San.] [Mission Name: Make the Master Spit Blood] [Mission Details: In the face of certain hypocrites' petty schemes, make him spit blood by any means necessary.] [Mission Reward: Azure Jade Bracelet (storage Soul Tool, infinite space)] [Mission Description: A tree without bark is sure to die; a person without shame is invincible under heaven. Make this scumbag who cheats people of money and women pay the price!]

Ye Hua remained impassive and silently closed the system mission.

He looked at Yu Xiaogang's gentle face, then at the overflowing smugness in Tang San's eyes, smiling without quite smiling.

"Grandmaster, you want to take me as your disciple?"

Yu Xiaogang's smile stiffened slightly.

"You, someone who doesn't even dare release his own Martial Soul in front of others—what makes you qualified to take me as your disciple?"

Yu Xiaogang's expression changed drastically.

Director Su frowned deeply.

He... hiss, it seemed he really had never seen the Grandmaster display his Martial Soul in public!

Hadn't the headmaster said he came from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect? Why did he not dare release his Martial Soul?

The powerful Martial Souls of the Upper Three Sects were something to be proud of for a lifetime!

In the past, when the Grandmaster did not show off, Director Su had admired his steadiness and humility. But now, it seemed there was another reason?

Ye Hua continued speaking, unhurriedly, like a dull knife cutting flesh—painful enough to kill, yet impossible to die from.

"Born into the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, with a genuine Upper Three Sects bloodline. What an illustrious background."

"Unfortunately, your Martial Soul Mutation changed your Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon into a pig. Am I wrong?"

"Grand~master~ who collapses from exhaustion after farting and can only fight three times a day?"

Yu Xiaogang's body swayed violently, and his face turned deathly pale.

"You! You! You!"

"How did I know?" Ye Hua waved a hand. "That isn't important!"

"What's important is whether I'm wrong. Is your Martial Soul a pig or not?"

"Was it because of your Martial Soul Mutation that the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan regarded you as a disgrace and threw you out?"

The whispers across the training ground instantly turned into an uproar!

"A discarded disciple of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan?"

"His Martial Soul Mutation turned into a pig? Is that real?"

"He doesn't dare release his Martial Soul... could it actually be true?"

"My god, a piece of trash expelled by his sect was actually pretending to be a Grandmaster at the academy?"

Yu Xiaogang's face went from white to red, then from red to purple. His lips trembled, and his chest heaved violently.

He wanted to refute it.

He wanted to say that Ye Hua was spouting nonsense.

But he did not dare!

What Ye Hua said was true!

Luo Sanpao really did look like a pig when released!

A pale-purple, round, chubby pig with ears like fans!

The dignified Grandmaster's Martial Soul was a pig that became exhausted after farting?

If that image were revealed before dozens of students, Yu Xiaogang would be completely finished for the rest of his life!

Forget continuing to teach at Notting Academy—no one in the entire Soul Master world would ever look at him properly again!

And yet, his hesitation completely confirmed Ye Hua's words!

After all, when Ye Hua had been questioned, he had released his Martial Soul without the slightest hesitation!

If you, Grandmaster, were truly open and honest, wouldn't you simply release your Martial Soul?

That was not something that could be faked. It was obvious at a glance!

Director Su narrowed his eyes, his expression turning solemn.

If the Grandmaster really was such trash, he would have to speak with the headmaster properly!

A farting Martial Soul? Exhausted after three uses?

How could such trash be a guest instructor!

"Take me as your disciple?" Ye Hua continued to mock and drive in the knife. "What can you teach me?"

"Teach me how to fart?"

"Stink my enemies to death?"

Pfft!!!

Someone among the watching students could not hold it in and burst out laughing.

That laugh opened the floodgates, and laughter rose and fell all around them without end.

"Hahahaha, teach people to fart!"

"Grandmaster? More like Fartmaster!"

"I knew it! Why did he always keep a straight face and pretend to be so profound? Turns out he's a piece of trash kicked out by his sect!"

Yu Xiaogang stood where he was, the last trace of color draining completely from his face.

A strange sound came from his throat, as though something had been forcibly squeezed out of his chest.

Then his body suddenly doubled over--

"Blergh!"

Blood burst from his mouth!

It splattered across the blue-brick ground of the training field, vivid and glaring!

"Teacher!"

Tang San cried out and rushed forward to support Yu Xiaogang.

But Yu Xiaogang's body had already gone limp. If Tang San had not caught him quickly, this "Grandmaster" would likely have collapsed straight onto the ground.

Ye Hua looked at the pool of blood, and the smile on his face gradually faded.

He did not say anything else and turned to leave.

Since he had achieved his goal, he could not be bothered to waste words on Yu Xiaogang.

Tang San's furious shouts and the students' chaotic clamor came from behind him, but Ye Hua ignored them.

He had more important things to do!

[Ding--] [Mission "Make the Master Spit Blood" completed.] [Distributing reward...] [Azure Jade Bracelet has been issued.]

The next second, an exquisite, translucent jade-green bracelet appeared on Ye Hua's wrist.

"Mm, not bad, not bad. Now I won't have to worry about having nowhere to put my miscellaneous things!"

With a wave of Ye Hua's hand, the Gold Soul Coins and clothes in his carry-on bundle, even the bedding, were moved into the Azure Jade Bracelet.

His body immediately felt much lighter. The stifling, unbearable feeling of being weighed down and squeezed by the bundle and bedding vanished without a trace!

Ye Hua did not slow down as he headed toward the work-study students' Seventh Dormitory.

Although he planned to rent a room outside the academy rather than stay in the dormitory, he had not forgotten Xiao Wu.

Liquid stockings, braided hair, leg-play years...

Before she slept with Tang San, he would trick her over to his side first!

Sure enough, because Tang San and the Grandmaster had delayed him earlier, by the time Ye Hua found the work-study students' Seventh Dormitory, Xiao Wu had already thoroughly beaten up Wang Sheng and become the boss of Seventh Dormitory.

Her body was still petite, though the beginnings of a bosom could already be seen. Her brown braid hung behind her head, adorned with a carrot hairpin.

Her white liquid stockings were patterned with pink vertical stripes, full of texture and allure, making one want to reach out and play with them, feeling the texture of those pink stripes brushing across one's palm.

"I admit it," Ye Hua confessed inwardly. "I crave her body. I'm despicable!"

But he had not expected that the moment he entered, Xiao Wu would wink playfully at him. "All right! Big Sis's bedding has arrived!"

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