Infinite Superman Templates: Crushing Marvel Comics
Chapter 41

Spider-Man's Arch-Nemesis, the Green Goblin

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Chen Xi was exceptionally good at comforting women. He could spout lofty principles one after another, but he had one flaw.

That was—no one could ever talk him around!!

If you tried reasoning with him, he used his fists. If you tried using fists on him, then you were playing right into his hands...

Just like now. They were hurrying along when they ran into a lunatic wreaking havoc in the street.

Super Brain: "Go! Use super strength to take him down!"

"Another mutated human? Or some monster created by abusing biological drugs?" Jean Grey frowned as she looked at the Green Goblin riding a glider in the distance.

Those damn villains were always so insane. Worse still, the disasters they caused in the end would implicate mutants.

After all, they were all considered freaks. Mutants had all kinds of unimaginable powers, and mutated humans did too, so their very existence was treated as a mistake.

"That's the Green Goblin. His true identity is Norman Osborn."

Chen Xi narrowed his eyes. System, it's time for you to get to work!

Wasn't a villain appearing the perfect time for him to reap some benefits?

A high-profile villain like this had to be worth a fortune.

Especially a madman like the Green Goblin. He had probably killed no fewer than eight hundred, if not a thousand, people in the end.

"Host, there's work. New mission—kill Green Goblin Norman Osborn. Mission reward: 100,000 Justice Points."

"Hold it, hold it! What kind of lousy deal is this? You think you can fob me off with such a minor case?"

Chen Xi hurriedly waved his hand, pulled over, and stopped to rest. It looked like he would have to let things simmer a while longer!

Jean Grey was also a little dumbfounded. This guy was Norman Osborn? That major entrepreneur?

"That ugly goblin in front of us is his costume?"

"Yep. Heh, some villains really have atrocious taste." Chen Xi shrugged. How did they stand looking that ugly?

After all, people judged by appearances. If villains were handsome, wouldn't they charm a whole army of fans to death?

Norman Osborn was actually a pitiful man too. His family's hereditary disease had forced him to take desperate risks. He did not want to die young, and he wanted even less for his son Harry to die young as well.

As the saying went, without madness, there was no survival. With nowhere else to turn, Norman Osborn could only place his hopes on animal serums—spiders, lizards, and the like.

The Osborn Group was practically a villain incubator. They had supplied Marvel with quite a few villains.

The Green Goblin, Little Goblin, Vulture, Doctor Lizard.

Take the famous Doctor Lizard, for example. He had become a lizard man because of Osborn. Unfortunately, his lizard serum simply did not work. Due to certain twists of fate, the experiments always failed and could never achieve the expected results.

Seeing that his time was running out, the Green Goblin chose to take a desperate gamble and use a human enhancement drug that had never passed testing.

And thus, the Green Goblin was born!

However, Norman Osborn's negative emotions also rapidly grew because of the drug, devouring all his positive emotions.

His skin turned green, and his mind was filled with nothing but destruction, crime, and other terrifying acts.

Thus, Norman dressed himself in a goblin costume and took the name Green Demon, intending to claim the throne of New York's criminal underworld.

The crazed Green Goblin rode his glider without a care, viciously throwing out a Pumpkin Bomb. Mary Jane, who had been looking glamorous moments earlier, instantly screamed as she fell from the heights, barely managing to grab onto the railing.

At that moment, the Green Goblin circled back on his glider. With a sinister, crazed smile, he shouted, "Am I out?"

After saying that, he threw another Pumpkin Bomb. The people who had wanted to kick him off the board were instantly blown into piles of skeletal ash.

Just as the Green Goblin was about to attack Mary Jane, little spider Parker charged toward her without hesitation.

And Mary Jane did nothing but scream, scream, and scream...

"Help! Help!! Spider-Man!!"

Parker, thrown into a panic, gave the Green Goblin an opening and was kicked dozens of meters away. But Parker had already thrown caution to the wind for love. Even after the Green Goblin rammed him into a nearby skyscraper's window ledge with his glider and pummeled him relentlessly, he still had to check on his goddess...

"Parker, Parker. Looks like your uncle's death didn't affect you nearly enough!"

Watching from afar, Chen Xi could only shake his head and sigh. This kid really was love-brained, a complete simp.

That scheming bitch Mary Jane was dressed in a bright red gown. She had just been fooling around with your good friend Harry, and you were still simping for her.

"Simps deserve to die!"

Perhaps the protagonist's halo was protecting him. Just as the Green Goblin was about to blast him to death with the glider's laser cannon, Spider-Sense saved him.

He took the chance to destroy the glider's left-wing engine, forcing the Green Goblin to temporarily give up and flee crookedly in embarrassment...

At that moment, Mary Jane fell from the stands. Parker seized the chance to play the hero, carrying Mary Jane through the skyscrapers in a romantic human-spider spectacle...

Watching them leave, Chen Xi shook his head. A love-brained guy like that still needed training!

"You're just letting him get away?"

Jean Grey muttered to herself in confusion. She had wanted to use telekinesis to make the Green Goblin crash, but Chen Xi had stopped her.

"Keep him around for now. He still has a major use."

Chen Xi's explanation explained nothing at all...

"So mysterious."

Jean Grey shot him a seductive glance, but she could not be bothered to care that much anymore. She was love-brained now too...

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