Chen Xi was exceptionally good at talking women through things, with grand principles spilling from his mouth one after another. But he had one flaw.
That was—no one could ever talk sense into him!!
If you tried reasoning with him, he used his fists. If you tried using fists on him, that was exactly what he wanted...
Of course, just like now, they were on their way somewhere when they ran into a lunatic wreaking havoc in the streets.
Super Brain: "Get him! Use Super Strength to take him down!"
"Another mutated human? Or some monster created by abusing biological drugs?" Jean Grey frowned as she looked at the Green Goblin riding a glider in the distance.
These damned villains were always so insane. More importantly, the disasters caused by their appearances would inevitably drag Mutants into the mess.
After all, they were all freaks. Mutated humans possessed all sorts of unimaginable powers, and so did Mutants. Thus, their existence itself was considered a mistake.
"That's the Green Goblin. His true identity is Norman Osborn."
Chen Xi narrowed his eyes and thought, System, it's time for you to get to work!
Wasn't the arrival of a villain the perfect opportunity for him to reap some benefits?
A villain with such a high profile should be worth quite a lot.
Especially a lunatic like the Green Goblin. He had probably killed at least eight hundred, if not a thousand, people in the end.
"Host, there's work. New mission—kill Green Goblin Norman Osborn. Mission reward: 100,000 Justice Points."
"Hold it, hold it! Who do you think you are? You expect to fob me off with some petty little case like this?"
Chen Xi hurriedly waved his hand and pulled over to the side of the road to rest. It looked like he would have to let the bullets fly a little longer.
Jean Grey was also dumbfounded. This guy was actually Norman Osborn? That famous business magnate?
"That ugly goblin in front of us is his costume?"
"Yep. Heh, some villains' sense of aesthetics is truly unbearable." Chen Xi shrugged. How could they stand looking that ugly?
After all, people's values followed their faces. If a villain were handsome, wouldn't they charm a whole crowd of fans to death?
Norman Osborn was actually a miserable man too. His family's hereditary disease had forced him to take desperate risks. He did not want to die young, and he wanted even less for his son Harry to die young as well.
As the saying went, without madness, there was no survival. With nowhere else to turn, Norman Osborn could only place his hopes on animal serums—spiders, lizards, and the like.
Oscorp was practically a villain incubator, having supplied Marvel with quite a few villains.
The Green Goblin, Little Green Goblin, the Vulture, Lizard.
Take the famous Lizard, for example. He had turned into a lizard-man because of Oscorp. Unfortunately, his lizard serum simply did not work. Due to certain arrangements of fate, the experiments always failed and never achieved the expected results.
With little time left to live, the Green Goblin chose to take a desperate gamble and used a human-enhancement drug that had never passed testing.
And so, the Green Goblin was born!
However, Norman Osborn's negative emotions rapidly expanded as a result of the drug, Phaging all his other positive emotions.
His skin turned green, and his mind contained nothing but horrific urges like destruction and crime.
Thus, Norman disguised himself as a goblin and took the name Green Goblin, intending to seize the throne of New York's criminal underworld.
The crazed Green Goblin recklessly rode his glider and maniacally threw out a Pumpkin Bomb. Mary Jane, who had been looking radiant moments ago, instantly screamed as she fell from above, barely managing to grab onto the railing.
At that moment, the Green Goblin circled back on his glider, wearing a sinister, crazed smile as he shouted, "Am I out?"
After saying that, he tossed out a Pumpkin Bomb. Those people who had wanted to kick him out of the board of directors were instantly blasted into piles of skeletal dust.
Just as the Green Goblin was about to attack Mary Jane, little Spider-Man Parker charged toward her without regard for his own safety.
And Mary Jane did nothing but scream, scream, and scream...
"Help! Help!! Spider-Man!!"
The panicked Parker gave the Green Goblin an opening and was kicked dozens of meters away. But Parker, driven by love, had long since thrown caution to the wind. Even after the Green Goblin rammed him into the windowsill of a nearby building with his glider and pounded him relentlessly, he still worried about his goddess...
"Parker, Parker, it looks like your uncle's death had far too little impact on you!"
Watching from afar, Chen Xi shook his head and sighed. This kid really was love-brained, a complete simp.
That green tea bitch Mary Jane was wearing a bright red wedding dress. She had just been fooling around with your good friend Harry, and you were still simping for her.
"Simps deserve to die!"
Perhaps protected by the protagonist's halo, Spider-Sense saved him just as the Green Goblin was about to blast him to death with his glider's laser cannon.
He took the opportunity to destroy the glider's left-wing engine, forcing the Green Goblin to temporarily give up and flee in a crooked, miserable fashion...
At that moment, Mary Jane fell from the stands. Parker seized the chance to play the hero, carrying Mary Jane through the skyscrapers as they romantically put on a human-spider high-rise show...
Watching them leave, Chen Xi shook his head. A love-brained guy like him still needed more training!
"Are we just letting him get away?"
Jean Grey muttered to herself in confusion. She had wanted to use telekinesis to make the Green Goblin crash, but Chen Xi had stopped her.
"Leave him for now. He still has a useful role to play."
Chen Xi's explanation was no different from no explanation at all...
"So mysterious."
Jean Grey gave him a flirtatious roll of her eyes, but she could not be bothered to worry about it anymore. She was love-brained too...
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