Fudge! Fudge!

What happens when two idiots see the target?

Minister Fudge can tell you the answer.

The moment Crabbe and Goyle made eye contact with Minister Fudge, they jumped off their brooms. They both twisted their ankles at the same time, but without slowing down, they limped toward Minister Fudge.

Do you know the despair you feel when you suddenly see two tall, limping zombies charging towards you in the middle of the night?

Minister Fudge was so scared he almost wet himself. He forgot to take out his staff from his sleeve, and his mouth was wide open, but no sound came out of his throat.

"Crack... crack... crack... ha... pervert... pervert!"

Then, he was instantly knocked to the ground by the two who rushed over. The Crabbe brothers knew the truth of Su Yu's teachings. Crabbe immediately ignited flames in his hands and punched Minister Fudge hard in the mouth. Fudge spat out a mouthful of blood and his teeth fell to the ground. Then, Goyle's Petrifying Fist followed closely behind. He raised his hands above his head and slammed them down hard. Minister Fudge let out a long howl, and his legs began to twist from the knees down.

Minister Fudge's screams echoed throughout Hogwarts Castle. The Hufflepuff badgers dropped their water glasses all over the floor, and several of them were huddled together, trembling. Olivia, who was about to kiss him, closed her eyes. Upon hearing the sound, she instantly snapped to attention and slammed the window shut, leaving Theodore outside, with a window print on his face, standing bewildered in the wind.

Su Yu quickly activated his Tenseigan to scan the direction from which the sound came.

"Oh no! We have to get there quickly! We're going to be too late!"

With that, Su Yu opened a spatial portal and walked in, followed closely by the others.

As soon as Su Yu stepped through the spatial portal, he heard two people shouting, "For Su Yu!" "He is the one everyone wants!"

Hermione screamed, trembling, "Big! Dumb! Spring!!! What! You! Two! Are! Going! To! Do! Any! You... What! Are! Going! To! Do! Any! Do!!"

Upon hearing Hermione's voice, the Crabbe brothers stopped their beating and turned to give Su Yu and the others a clear smile.

"They seem to be trying to take credit, don't they? Are you really planning a rebellion, Su Yu?" Harry was unusually sarcastic tonight.

Hermione then grabbed a book and smacked Harry, Harry clutched his head and crouched down in pain.

Minister Fudge's swollen eyes, with only one still able to see slightly but not fully open, saw what seemed to be someone approaching, and then he shakily reached out his hand, as if calling for help.

"Since things have come to this, I think we should just kill them." With that, Fa-jie prepared to make her move.

Upon hearing this, Minister Fudge's heart finally died; he slumped down, fainted.

"But there are outsiders here!" Daphne Harry Fa-jie her chin.

Harry shuddered. "Oh no, am I going to be silenced?"

"Alright, stop teasing Harry. Let's check on Minister Fudge first. Stop all this fighting and killing. Only consider getting rid of Harry if he's truly beyond saving." Su Yu smiled and winked at Harry.

Harry really wanted to go back to the Gryffindor Common Room right now. What was he thinking, wanting to follow that big bad guy?

Hermione secretly covered her mouth and laughed. Harry's been so talkative tonight, it might be good to scare him a little, hmph!

Su Yu lifted up Minister Fudge, whose arms and legs were all broken. He was no longer recognizable as a human being. Poor Minister Fudge.

"Does anyone know healing magic? I don't know any healing Ninjutsu..."

No one answered. Good grief, are you all the kind of people who kill but don't care about burying? Su Yu looked at the group speechlessly.

Actually, Daphne was quite skilled in healing spells, but she learned them in case Su Yu got hurt or a Slytherin student got hurt someday. Fudge now, ugh, he was too disgusting, and she didn't want to get her hands dirty.

Left with no other option, Su Yu simply dragged Minister Fudge along, glared at the Crabbe brothers, and headed towards the Hospital Wing.

"What have we done to displease the Chief this time?"

Crabbe asked Goyle in a muffled voice.

"Good question! I'm not sure either... Maybe we went too easy on him? We hit him for so long and still couldn't kill him?"

"That's all because of you! You're the one who said to torture him to death slowly! Don't let him die so easily!"

"Bullshit! I meant give him a quick death! You're the one who's slowly torturing him! I thought you had your own ideas, that's why I joined you in torturing him!"

As they spoke, the two began to wrestle again, striking each other repeatedly.

Just then, the executioner swaggered over with several Dementor; he was going to execute Sirius tonight!

Su Yu, along with Minister Fudge, tossed him onto a bed in the Hospital Wing amidst Madame Pomfrey's screams. Madame Pomfrey was already pacing anxiously.

"What's wrong with you all? Everything was fine last night. No Slytherin students were injured in the battle? How come someone so badly wounded is brought in in the middle of the night! Sue Fuli! How have you been taking care of your students?!"

"I'm sorry, Madame Pomfrey, I think you must have misunderstood something... This pig-headed... um... human? He's not from Slytherin, he's Minister Fudge ..."

Hermione awkwardly tried to explain for Su Yu.

"Oh my god! Is that Minister Fudge? Oh, it's alright then... uh, no, I mean, how did he get so badly injured? Yes, that's what I meant."

"Fudge ... Fudge ... what happened to you! Fudge must have fallen. Please treat him, Madame Pomfrey."

Su Yu was spouting nonsense to Madame Pomfrey, putting on a dramatic performance that made Madame Pomfrey roll her eyes. "You really did fall pretty badly," she thought, "Are you trying to fool a fool?"

Just then, Malfoy walked in carrying a pig's head, followed by the Crabbe brothers, whose heads were bulging.

"Madame Pomfrey, help! I've found someone who's fallen down the stairs, it looks like the executioner! Please come quick, he's in terrible shape! Please treat him!"

Malfoy shouted as he walked, constantly turning back to glare fiercely at his two lieutenants. He had only been gone for a short while! And these two had Teuchi the executioner to a pulp! He would have to clean up their mess.

"Can't you Slytherin come up with a different story?" Madame Pomfrey knew at a glance; the method and the extent of the attack were exactly the same as the first one...

"Uh, Chief? You guys are here too? What a coincidence... right... you also found someone who fell and got hurt? What! It's all Crabbe and Goyle's fault?"

Malfoy only then noticed Su Yu and his group. Upon hearing Madame Pomfrey's words, he instantly understood and awkwardly greeted them. He also punched the Crabbe brothers once each. If he hadn't noticed them in time, the executioner would have been torn to pieces by them.

At that moment, Theodore, his face covered in window marks, helped Blaise, who had suffered multiple fractures, into the room.

"Oh, dear Madame Pomfrey, we just fell down the stairs. It hurts so much! We really didn't mean to, and we thought we were fine, but it hurts so much that we came to you for help." Blaise started playing the victim as soon as he entered.

"Heh..." Madame Pomfrey was speechless at this point. It's true that like leader, like followers.

"They deserved it, Madame Pomfrey." Su Yu looked at the injured brothers with disdain, his eyes implying, "You got injured while trying to pick up girls on a mission, and you still have the nerve to show your faces?"

The two of them looked awkwardly at the large group of people in the Hospital Wing, took two steps back, and then turned around at the same time.

"Haha, Madame Pomfrey, we suddenly remembered we have other things to attend to, so we won't bother you any longer!"

"Oh right, we still have meat stewing at home, the stove's still on. We're going back now!"