Harry Potter: Something's Definitely Wrong with My System
Chapter 163

Malfoy, Go! (Thanks to Wandu Tinglan for the Three Love-Powered Gifts! Thank You!)

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"Malfoy, have you heard of the Eight Million Gods on the Japanese side?" This time, Su Yu Su Yu n't even need to explain; Astoria explained it to Young Master Malfoy on their behalf.

"Actually, they were just spirits of mountains, trees, rocks, rivers, wind and rain, stoves, roads, farm tools, broken objects, and even human emotions and disasters. They all considered these as gods, and Shikigami were those who made contracts with them, summoned them, and made them fight for them. But this powerful force has long been lost in the long river of history. Back then, they were called Onmyoji. Because of the uncontrollability of these spirits and gods, they would gradually influence the Onmyoji's thinking, making them more and more irritable and bloodthirsty, until finally going mad. This led many Onmyoji to go astray, so controlling Shikigami became a forbidden art. Nowadays, Mahoutokoro no longer teach this forbidden art."

"According to you, they don't sound very strong. They're just a bunch of monsters, not even as good as my house -House-elf." Young Master Malfoy frowned, looking disgusted.

"But judging from their ability to cut off Xiangliu's head, they are clearly not ordinary spirits. Perhaps they really have a powerful Shikigami. After all, in history, their Takamagahara also had gods." Pansy leaned closer to Malfoy and whispered to him.

"Malfoy, it's your turn!" Su Yu snapped out of his thoughts, glanced at everyone present, and then fixed his gaze on Malfoy.

"Tell me, Chief, what do you want me to do this time! I'll definitely complete the mission perfectly!" Young Master Malfoy patted his chest proudly, like a victorious rooster.

"Of course, we should use your most prized skill! Use that same Potter energy you have for Potter to provoke these people from the Mahoutokoro, make them reveal weaknesses, and ideally force them to make a move. That way, we can find out exactly what their Shikigami are, right?"

Su Yu gave Malfoy an encouraging look.

"Huh? Provoke them? How boring..." Malfoy felt a lack of accomplishment at the thought of provoking a group of dwarfs who were about the same height as House-elf. "Master, I think I'd rather provoke Potter..."

Potter, standing to the side, stared at Malfoy in astonishment. "Seriously? Are you crazy? We're teammates now, why aren't you leaving me alone?"

"But you're the only one here who looks... well... rather annoying?" Su Yu touched his nose and answered honestly.

"Really?" Young Master Malfoy looked at the others and saw that they all nodded in agreement, showing complete agreement with the chief's words.

"You... is this how you see me Tenten? I..." Malfoy clutched his chest, looking like he had suffered some internal injuries, almost spitting out a mouthful of blood.

"No, Malfoy! I just think you're so handsome! So great!" Astoria quickly helped Malfoy up, her big eyes looking at him expectantly. "But I also think it's best if you do it. After all, only if you do it will it seem normal. If we do it, it'll seem a bit crazy..."

"Hey! Malfoy! Wake up! We're not allowed to sleep here!"

"Oh, have we forgotten something?"

During dinner, several principals sat in the hall, eating and chatting.

"Forgot what, Karkaroff?" Serafina Picqueri, the headmistress of the Ilvermorny, replied casually.

"I don't know either, but I always feel like something's missing." Armstrong Academy's principal Karkaroff, scratched his sparsely shaved forehead.

"Hey, I think you've gone a bit crazy because your academy got zero points in the first competition." The headmaster of the Mahoutokoro Mochizuki Seigen, was happily drinking sake because his student had shone brightly in the first competition.

"Shut up, you one-eyed blind man! You should stand with Professor Moody and play the role of Pirates of the Caribbean!" Karkaroff angrily spit on Mochizuki Seigen, but when he turned around, he saw that Professor Moody was also turning to look at him. Karkaroff quickly lowered his head, pretending that he hadn't said anything.

"I feel like something's missing." Madame Maxime elegantly cut the whole steak on her plate in two and swallowed it in one gulp.

"Koldovstoretz!" the principals exclaimed in unison, snapping out of their daze.

"Oh! Merlin, I completely forgot about Koldovstoretz there! Where is their headmaster? Where is Vladimir Voronov?" Even Headmaster Dumbledore's eternally calm face showed a hint of panic as he began searching for people.

"Oh, you're asking about Vladimir Voronov? He drank with me this afternoon, got drunk, and is sleeping soundly in my hut."

Hagrid straightened his beard, brushed off the breadcrumbs, and stood up to speak.

"Good heavens, what a bunch of geniuses! A dwarf actually went to drink with a Giant? How can he possibly keep up?" Hermione exclaimed, hearing the chaotic scene at the High Table.

"Maybe she's just really addicted? She just loves this," Su Yu turned Hermione's face towards him, forked a piece of steak and stuffed it into Hermione's mouth, "Have another bite. You've been going to the library Tenten these past few days, Ginny said you haven't had a proper meal in days."

"Ugh... I can't eat anymore... It's all Ginny's fault, I feel like I'm going to gain two pounds tonight..."

"Then you can poop at least five pounds..."

"Su Yu!"

"Su Yu! Are you trying to kill us all?!"

A series of loud crashes and bangs, Yousu Yu's screams and pleas for mercy, rang out.

The students from the other houses looked at the headmasters in disarray above, and then at the Slytherin students in disarray below, unsure which of these exciting events to watch first.

"Are you putting on a show?"

"How could we brothers be left out?"

As they spoke, the Weasley twins lit their fireworks, igniting the final celebration. Kurama, taking advantage of the moment, also secretly set off fireworks she'd acquired in the secret realm. Who told Su Yu to forbid her from setting them off in the secret realm? Humph! Now that she was setting them off in the Great Hall of the Hogwarts Academy, no one would stop her, right? Besides, she'd just whispered to Su Yu, but Su Yu was being beaten up at the time, so his silence was tantamount to admitting it! Kurama was as clever as ever!

The entire Hogwarts Academy was in complete chaos, and Professor McGonagall stood on the platform shouting, "Stop! Stop!"

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