Douluo: Parallel Worlds Exposed, I'm Totally Numb
Chapter 42

Bu Le's Misfortune

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Titan Giant Ape: Yes, Sister Xiao Wu. I'll buzz in too. The three of us have a better chance.

Chrysanthemum Douluo: Our speed isn't slow either. Even if the answer seems ambiguous, there's always a chance.

Xie Yue: @Qin Feng, what do you think about this?

Qin Feng: I'll watch sitting down, lying down, or while playing around.

Sword Douluo: What if you answer incorrectly?

Bu Le: So what if I answer incorrectly? It's not like they can kill me.

Ma Hongjun: Pervert, it's you!

Dai Mubai: I never expected it to be you, you pervert.

Ghost Douluo: Perverts deserve to die. Once the quiz ends, Spirit Hall will capture him and execute him on the spot.

Bu Le: What? Did I provoke you people?

"Buzz-in time. Three, two, one!"

"Congratulations to Bu Le for gaining the right to answer. Please answer!"

Ning Rongrong: What? That pervert actually got it?

Ning Fengzhi: This is a little troublesome. If he answers correctly, could another Godhood inheritance descend upon him?

Bu Le: Hahahaha! Didn't expect me to get it, did you? Once I answer correctly, every last one of you will die! I'll be an honored inheritor of Godhood!

Chrysanthemum Douluo: Hehe, then I'll be waiting. You'd better come to our Spirit City once you receive that inheritance.

Porcupinefish Douluo: That's right. Spirit City awaits your arrival.

Poison Douluo: I'll be waiting for you here as well.

Xue Qinghe: Heaven Dou Empire will be waiting for you.

Dai Weisi: Star Luo Empire will be waiting for you too.

Di Tian: Star Dou Forest as well!

Huo Wu: Flame Element Academy will be waiting for you.

Bu Le: ...I choose A, Xiao Wu!

"Incorrect answer. Your punishment will be the loss of the most precious thing in your life.

"The correct answer is B, Three-Eyed Golden Lion."

Shui Yue'er: That's such a simple punishment?

Zi Ji: It seems the Sky Screen's punishments aren't very powerful. There isn't any deterrence at all.

Poison Douluo: Actually, this punishment is quite terrifying. The most precious thing—there are far too many possibilities.

Bo Saixi: Indeed. The most precious thing does not necessarily refer to an object. It could be one's martial soul or one's family. Anything is possible.

Ning Fengzhi: Three-Eyed Golden Lion? The Auspicious Beast appeared directly? I truly didn't expect that.

Di Tian: Auspicious Beast? Well, that certainly is her personality.

Bu Le: No!! Why? My martial soul, my Soul Power, and my treasure—why are they all gone?

In a room somewhere, Bu Le let out a scream like a pig being slaughtered. He discovered that his martial soul and Soul Power had vanished. Even his beloved, most precious manhood was gone.

It had simply disappeared into thin air.

"Boss, what happened to you? Why are your Soul Power fluctuations gone?"

"No, no! I don't want to answer questions anymore! Sky Screen, give my things back!"

Bu Le clutched his crotch and cried out in agony.

Had he known the punishment would be this severe, he would never have answered.

Now, he had nothing left.

Everything he had once taken pride in had vanished without a trace.

His entire life had been ruined because of this.

Dugu Yan: I never thought he would lose his martial soul. That really is unexpected.

Shui Bing'er: Serves him right. Perverts should end up like this. But judging by how miserably he's howling, it probably wasn't just his martial soul.

Ma Hongjun: Hehehe, he screamed that badly because he definitely lost the most important thing a man has too. This is so satisfying to watch.

Dai Mubai: Hehehe, he totally deserves it.

Huo Wushuang: Hehehe!

Xie Yue: Hehehe~

Yan: Hehehe~

[Qin Feng followed Gu Yuena deeper inside, but after only a few steps, a black shadow darted out. Someone behind it seemed to be saying something helplessly.

"Three-Eyed Golden Lion? Why did you run out?"

Gu Yuena looked curiously at the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, who was sticking her tongue out in front of Qin Feng.

After just one glance, Gu Yuena's face darkened. You were an Auspicious Beast, not a pet dog.

Why were you even sticking out your tongue?

"I smelled Qin Feng's scent, so I rushed out. Qin Feng, did you miss me? You've been gone for so long. Qiu'er missed you to death."

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion happily licked Qin Feng's face.

"Of course I missed you. Qiu'er is so adorable. How could I not miss you?"

Qin Feng said as he rubbed the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's head.

"Hehe, I knew Qin Feng would miss me."

"Auspicious Beast, Auspicious Beast, why did you run out?"

Xiao Wu then ran out after her, muttering under her breath.

However, the expression on her face was utterly lifeless.

When Xiao Wu saw Qin Feng, she asked in surprise, "Qin Feng, you're here? Did you come to visit me?"

"Mhm, of course. Yun'er, this is your Aunt Xiao Wu."

Qin Yun put away her shocked expression and greeted Xiao Wu. "Hello, Aunt Xiao Wu!"

"Hello to you too. Is this your child, Qin Feng? She's so adorable and beautiful. What a pity—I didn't know you were coming, so I didn't bring anything."

"It's fine, Aunt Xiao Wu. I don't need those things."

Qin Yun replied with a wave of her hand.

"Let's go first. We'll find Evil Soul Beasts, then prepare Soul Rings for Yun'er."

Xiao Wu asked curiously, "Soul Rings? Does Little Yun have Innate Full Soul Power?"

"No, Aunt Xiao Wu. My father said I can absorb three Soul Rings in a row."

"Three? Could it be that you have innate Rank 30 Soul Power?"

Xiao Wu was astonished. Despite living for so long, this was the first time she had heard of someone possessing innate Rank 30 Soul Power. It was simply unbelievable.

"That's right. It's all thanks to Father."

"I can tell."

Along the way, they chatted constantly. Qin Yun's presence made Gu Yuena and the others extremely happy.

Out of their affection for Qin Feng, they loved Qin Yun all the more.

They moved quickly and soon arrived at the place where the Evil Soul Beasts were kept.

The moment they arrived, Qin Yun sensed evil energy soaring into the sky.

"What a wicked aura."

Qin Yun frowned, but the Qiongqi within her seemed eager to stir. He greatly liked this aura and sent Qin Yun a message: he wanted to absorb the evil energy here.

Her other martial soul, the Karmic Fire Red Lotus, was deeply repulsed by this place and wanted to burn all its evil away.

"What's wrong, Little Yun?"

Gu Yuena was the first to notice that something was wrong with Qin Yun.

"It's nothing. It's just that my martial soul seems to like this place very much and really wants to come out."

Qin Yun answered, her face flushed red.

Qin Feng explained, "Qiongqi and the Karmic Fire Red Lotus feel differently about this place, which is why Yun'er is like this.

"But Yun'er, don't suppress it. Let Qiongqi come out. Absorbing the evil energy here will benefit you."

"But when Qiongqi absorbs this energy and returns, will it turn me into something like that too?"

"Yun'er, have you forgotten about the Karmic Fire Red Lotus?"

"Oh, right! I still have the Karmic Fire Red Lotus."

Qin Yun understood at once. The Karmic Fire Red Lotus could burn away this energy, so she no longer needed to worry.

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