Whose Type-Moon Is Like This?!
Chapter 1

What Kind of Type-Moon World Is This!

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What kind of Type-Moon world is this!

Author: Fox Friends

Synopsis:

Bai Ming, twenty years old, a transmigrator from the Celestial Empire, transmigrated to the Type-Moon world.

A member of Chaldea's Team A, he beats up werewolves, slaps love-struck individuals, argues with gloomy shut-ins, intimidates underclassmen, and knocks out easily sleepless youths.

Holder of the simulator system, he fears this world isn't violent enough.

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Chaldea's Lantern Festival Fireworks—

"Today's that day, right?"

At four in the morning, Akuta Hinako stormed into Bai Ming's room, looking as if she hadn't slept. A bewildered Bai Ming looked at her with a sigh. Bai Ming closed his eyes and pushed her away, pressing his hand against her face.

"So, get up!"

Akuta Hinako shook Bai Ming violently again. With no other choice, Bai Ming woke up and looked at her, waiting for her to say more. The woman held up a calendar and said to Bai Ming, "Look, look, it's the Lantern Festival now, right? I was too busy before, so I didn't even have time to celebrate the Spring Festival. We can't miss this chance for the Lantern Festival!"

"Huh?"

Bai Ming didn't understand what Akuta Hinako was saying at all. He just nodded along with her, saying, "Then let's get ready. We absolutely have to celebrate the Lantern Festival properly!"

Yuan means beginning; Xiao means night. It's the first full moon night of the New Year, hence the name "Lantern Festival." It's no wonder Akuta Hinako, this beautiful crimson lady under the moon, was so fond of it.

Bai Ming, who wanted to sleep a little longer, ultimately couldn't get a good night's sleep. He was dragged out by Akuta Hinako.

There are many customs for the Lantern Festival, such as eating yuanxiao, admiring lanterns, setting off fireworks, guessing lantern riddles, dragon dances, lion dances, drumming, land boat running, stilt walking, and Yangge dances.

Logically, preparations should have been made in advance. However, with the Humanity Foundation incineration just ending, Chaldea's resources are scarce, so everything had to be kept simple—well, it was only Chaldea's resources that were scarce, not Bai Ming's.

At five in the morning, Bai Ming arrived at Chaldea's cafeteria. Akuta Hinako had already prepared the props for him to decorate the cafeteria with.

There wasn't much they could do here, so they could only guess lantern riddles.

When Akuta Hinako wanted Bai Ming to do something, she found that Bai Ming had already disappeared. At this moment, Bai Ming had a grand plan in mind: he wanted to put on a spectacular fireworks display for Akuta Hinako.

For this, he specifically sought out Chen Gong, who was skilled in setting off fireworks.

"Hey, Gongtai, I have something I want to discuss with you."

The brown-skinned man in ancient attire looked at Bai Ming, who had approached him, and let out a sigh of relief. "Since it's a request from True Bai Ming, I will definitely do my best to help."

"That's excellent. Look, it's already the Shangyuan Festival."

Without Bai Ming needing to finish, Chen Gong understood what he meant. "Although Gongtai is untalented, there's no problem with me serving as Chaldea's fireworks designer. Leave all the fireworks matters to me. True Bai Ming only needs to find the fireworks materials."

"That's excellent."

Bai Ming couldn't suppress the smile on his lips. Afterwards, Bai Ming found Merlin.

"Hey, look who it is! The legendary greatest and most magnificent court mage of Britain, Merlin!"

The exaggerated tone made Merlin, who was using Clairvoyance to spy on other places, stop. Merlin asked with a playful smile, "Jocelyn, what do you want?"

"Consider it an invitation to you," Bai Ming said. "In my hometown, there's a festival called the Lantern Festival. On this day, people watch lanterns and fireworks with family and friends."

"Oh my, oh my~ It sounds like a very interesting festival. Then I accept your invitation~"

Seeing Bai Ming's sincere expression, Merlin immediately agreed. Afterwards, Bai Ming went to find Lord El-Melloi II. Waver Velvet, who possessed Zhuge Kongming's Spirit Origin, naturally understood the significance of the Lantern Festival for a Chinese person like Bai Ming. Upon receiving the invitation, he was deeply moved and readily accepted.

Afterward, Bai Ming invited Arash to celebrate the festival with him. Arash felt something was amiss, but as Bai Ming's first Servant to reach maximum bond, he still accepted Bai Ming's invitation.

Then, Bai Ming invited Da Vinci, Roman, Ritsuka, Mash, Scáthach, Olga Marie, and Tamamo-no-Mae to join him in celebrating this Lantern Festival—as for why Artoria wasn't there, it's because Artoria was busy eating.

Time flew by quickly, and it was soon evening.

Bai Ming did not participate in the lantern riddle guessing activity. Akuta Hinako, as the riddle-setter, happily acted as the host—or rather, the host, as her questions were quite unusual.

Fujimaru Ritsuka picked up a lantern riddle and read it aloud: "One end is light, the other is hairy. Enter and exit, producing white paste. Guess an item."

Immediately, Mash and Olga Marie, who were gathered around Fujimaru Ritsuka, became flustered. Olga Marie stammered, "Wh-what an obscene thing! Akuta Hinako, how could you come up with such a question?"

"The answer is a toothbrush!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka thought for a moment and gave the correct answer, then looked at the blushing Olga Marie and Mash with disdain: "Oh, Director Marie and Mash seem to know quite a lot..."

"Ha... Hahaha," Olga Marie said, her face red and her eyes darting around as she laughed, "That's what I meant, taking out such a personal item as a toothbrush for a riddle..."

Olga Marie couldn't keep up the pretense.

Scáthach and Tamamo-no-Mae on the side, whose ages could be represented by "?", didn't care much for riddles. However, Tamamo-no-Mae kept clinging to Bai Ming, calling him "darling" repeatedly, which made Morgan very unhappy.

Time passed, and Chen Gong entered the cafeteria. "True Bai Ming, everything is ready."

"Then, let's go. Mash, Ritsuka, remember to wear your Mystic Codes. I've prepared a grand fireworks display."

"Hooray!"

In Japan, there are fireworks festivals similar to the Lantern Festival fireworks celebrations, so Fujimaru Ritsuka was very excited about the fireworks.

Thinking this, Fujimaru Ritsuka leaned closer to Bai Ming and whispered, "Speaking of fireworks... it's that, right?"

"Yeah, it's that."

The group left Chaldea and saw a vast expanse of ice and snow.

"Alright, preparations are starting."

Bai Ming raised his hand, "By the name of my Command Spells, go forth, my dearest friend Arash! Unleash your Noble Phantasm! I've already applied 99 stacks of Battle Continuation to you, so fire off your Stella a hundred times until my mana is depleted!"

"I knew it!"

With a flash of his Command Spell, Arash began his long hundred-shot Stella. Brilliant fireworks exploded in the sky above the Antarctic continent. Akuta Hinako watched the fireworks personally dedicated by Arash, pushed aside the so-called "wise fox wife," and grabbed Bai Ming's hand.

"Oh my, oh my."

Merlin and Lord El-Melloi II squinted at the Arash-brand fireworks, their hearts filled with emotion. Merlin even recorded it, planning to post it on ServantTube.

After a hundred Stellas, Arash finally breathed a sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, Chen Gong appeared behind Arash, Merlin, and Lord El-Melloi II at this moment.

"Hmm, it's about time. An unexpected pincer attack. This is a difficult choice, you all should understand, right?"

As he spoke, 99 stacks of Battle Continuation were applied to Arash, Merlin, and Lord El-Melloi II. Chen Gong's lips curved upwards wildly, "Arash, fire! Merlin, fire! Kongming, fire! All of you can fire, you are all Arash!"

With the roars of the three Servants, they soared into the sky like Chang'e flying to the moon, exploding into one heart-shaped firework after another.

"This is my love for you all."

"Truly pitiful..."

Although Akuta Hinako sighed this way, there was no trace of pity in her heart.

Bai Ming sighed, speaking completely heartless words. Just as Fujimaru Ritsuka was about to retort, three voices called out, "Oh, why couldn't we find you, Master? So you were here..."

Two different Lancer Class Servants, Cú Chulainn, and a Caster Class Cú Chulainn arrived at the fireworks display. Chen Gong grabbed the three "dogs" and immediately sent them flying.

The three heart-shaped fireworks that had been continuously flying into the sky instantly transformed into various colorful fireworks.

"Cú Chulainn is dead!" Fujimaru Ritsuka shouted, "Make it look good! Useless blue dog!"

"Senpai! Senpai!"

Mash stammered, wanting to say something but not knowing how to start, only calling out "Senpai" repeatedly. Olga Marie had grown accustomed to Bai Ming doing strange things on a whim.

And what about Scáthach beside them?

Every time three Cú Chulainns flew into the sky, she would throw three spears, impaling them, and then watch as the spears and Cú Chulainns exploded into fireworks together.

"Poor Gongtai."

Although the ones being sent flying were more deserving of pity, Bai Ming didn't feel that way at all.

"It's not hard, I had fun sending them flying too."

Chen Gong smiled as he watched the six Servants continuously falling and rising in the sky, speaking equally heartless words, "I've been setting up Noble Phantasms all afternoon, it would be a disservice to my efforts not to enjoy them fully."

Bai Ming casually draped an arm over Akuta Hinako's shoulder and asked, "Ah, right, were the fireworks good?"

"Hmm... passable, I suppose."

Although they were indeed beautiful, how could Akuta Hinako admit it so readily?

"That means they were very good," Bai Ming said. "Because you're smiling. You only smile when I'm being serious occasionally, otherwise, you rarely smile."

"No, you're mistaken. I'm not smiling. You're the one smiling disgustingly."

Akuta Hinako retorted stubbornly, but she still couldn't help but touch her burning ears. "However, I am in a good mood today. When we get back, I'll clear out a space in your room and dance for you to liven things up."

"Didn't you say you can't dance?"

"When you were in other Singularities, I specifically learned some from the dancers in Uruk."

As Akuta Hinako finished speaking, she thought to herself: No matter what, she absolutely wouldn't reveal what she had actually done.

She buried her head like an ostrich, falling silent.

Chaldea's Lantern Festival

The End.

The British Simulation and Singularity F

Chapter 1: Violence, But Still Kind

Bai Ming, a transmigrator. After transmigrating and being reborn, he heard about the Mountain Court and the Spiral Hall, and realized he had transmigrated into the world of Type-Moon.

He had a system and a family. He thought he could defeat the elderly at the Southern Mountain and kick the kindergarten at the Northern Sea, then marry a few beautiful wives, revitalize his family, and pass down his Taoist magic.

Unfortunately, the system's loading bar had only moved five times in over a decade and still hadn't successfully loaded.

Not to mention, in this world, the past is strong, the future is strong, but the present is incredibly weak.

His dream of defeating the elderly at the Southern Mountain and kicking the kindergarten at the Northern Sea shattered on the spot.

He could only grow through his own efforts, to avoid losing his life in this intricate world filled with deities, ghosts, magicians, sorcerers, dead apostles, and religions.

He thought he had become a leader among his peers, but after a communication between a cursed white-haired man and his family head, he was sold to the Antarctic.

That white-haired man was called Marisbury, and he was sold to Chaldea for a price that an impetuous family head couldn't refuse.

Chaldea, full name: Human Order Preservation Institute Finis Chaldea, abbreviated: Human Order Preservation Institute Chaldea.

It is said to be a research institute and observatory that gathers researchers from various fields, regardless of magic or science, in order to allow human history to continue enduringly and resiliently. However, after arriving, Bai Ming's desire to live a good life died upon seeing the smoothly established Chaldea.

After his arrival, the original forty-eight Master candidates became forty-nine. Under the incessant chatter of a woman named Akuta Hinako, he was transferred from a regular Master candidate to Team A by Marisbury—a team where everyone had their own agenda and would be blown up once before FGO 2.0 even began, after being blown up once in 1.0.

Outside Chaldea was Humanity Foundation incineration, Humanity Foundation freezing; inside Chaldea was a Grand Servant bomb. Add to that Team A's buff, and it was inevitable they'd be blown up once. No matter how you looked at it, it was a terrible situation.

Lao Bai's hanging heart finally died.

Since he had already been forced by life, he could only try to force life back!

Therefore, knowing Akuta Hinako's true identity, Bai Ming harbored a grudge against her and would go find her every few days to curse at each other in his hometown dialect—he couldn't kill her, so he could only curse a few times to vent his anger.

On the principle of hating the house because of the crow, he had his eye on everyone in Team A.

Putting aside everything else, he would have his fun first!

Werewolf Beryl? Beat him! Love-struck Ophelia? Beat her! Stressed Gato? Help him fall asleep quickly!

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't find the remaining few or they were too abstract, Bai Ming would have definitely beaten them all.

In the blink of an eye, Marisbury died suddenly. Marisbury's daughter, Olga Marie Animusphere, the leader of the red stockings, took office. Bai Ming realized that the time for Team A to be blown to the heavens was fast approaching.

His dead heart died once more.

Bai Ming thought to himself:

He needed to find a way to not get caught in the blast and just watch those guys in Team A get blown to the heavens.

Also, he needed to find an opportunity to blow up this damn system and his family together.

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