Violent, but Still Yasashii

What Kind of Type-Moon World Is This?!

Author: Fox Friends

Synopsis:

Bai Ming, twenty years old, a transmigrator from the Celestial Empire, had transmigrated into the Type-Moon world.

A member of Chaldea's Team A, he beat up werewolves, slapped love-brained girls, argued with gloomy shut-ins, intimidated underclassmen, and knocked out boys prone to insomnia.

The owner of a simulator system, he feared this world was not violent enough.

Extra

Chaldea's Lantern Festival Fireworks—

"Today's the day, right?"

At four in the morning, Akuta Hinako charged into Bai Ming's room like a whirlwind with the air of "Zhang Huai-min was still awake too." A bewildered Bai Ming looked mournfully at Akuta Hinako, closed his eyes, and shoved her away with one hand pressed against her face.

"I said, get up!"

Akuta Hinako shook Bai Ming violently again. Left with no choice, Bai Ming woke up and looked at her, waiting for her to continue. Holding a desk calendar, she said, "Look, look! It's the Lantern Festival now, right? We were too busy before, so we didn't even get to celebrate the Spring Festival. We can't miss this chance to celebrate the Lantern Festival!"

"Huh?"

Bai Ming had absolutely no idea what Akuta Hinako was talking about. He merely nodded along with her, then said, "Then let's get ready. We have to celebrate the Lantern Festival properly this time!"

Yuan meant beginning, and xiao meant night. The first full-moon night of the new year was thus called the Lantern Festival. No wonder this moonlit crimson beauty was so fond of it.

Bai Ming had wanted to sleep a little longer, but in the end, he could not get a good rest. Akuta Hinako dragged him straight out.

The Lantern Festival had many customs: eating tangyuan, admiring lanterns, setting off fireworks, solving lantern riddles, dragon dances, lion dances, drum performances, land-boat races, stilt walking, and yangge dancing.

Normally, they should have prepared in advance, but Humanity Foundation incineration had only just ended, and Chaldea's resources were scarce, so everything had to be kept simple—well, Chaldea's resources were scarce, not Bai Ming's.

At five in the morning, Bai Ming arrived at Chaldea's cafeteria. Akuta Hinako had already prepared the supplies they could use to decorate it together.

There was not much they could do here. At most, they could solve lantern riddles.

When Akuta Hinako wanted Bai Ming to do something, she discovered that he had already vanished. Bai Ming had a grand plan in mind: he wanted Akuta Hinako to see a magnificent fireworks display.

For that, he specifically sought out Chen Gong, who was skilled at setting off fireworks.

"Hey, Gongtai, there's something I want to discuss with you."

The brown-skinned man in ancient attire looked at the approaching Bai Ming, let out a sigh of relief, and said, "Since it is a request from Master Bai Ming, I shall certainly do my utmost to help."

"Excellent. As you can see, it is already the Lantern Festival."

Before Bai Ming could finish speaking, Chen Gong had understood what he meant. "Though Gongtai may be untalented, serving as Chaldea's fireworks designer will pose no problem. Leave all matters concerning fireworks to me. Master Bai Ming need only find the materials."

"Excellent."

Bai Ming could not suppress the smile at the corners of his mouth. Then he went to find Merlin.

"Hey, look who this is! Britain's greatest and most magnificent court mage, Merlin, as the legends say!"

The exaggerated tone made Merlin stop peering elsewhere through Clairvoyance. Chuckling, Merlin asked, "Joslin, what do you want?"

"For you, consider it an invitation."

Bai Ming said, "My hometown has a festival called the Lantern Festival. On that day, people watch lanterns and fireworks with family and friends."

"Oh my, oh my~ It sounds like a very interesting festival. Then I'll accept your invitation~"

Seeing Bai Ming's sincere expression, Merlin immediately agreed. Bai Ming then went to find Lord El-Melloi II. Waver Velvet, who possessed Zhuge Kongming's Spirit Origin, naturally understood the significance of the Lantern Festival to a Chinese person like Bai Ming. Deeply moved by the invitation, he accepted at once.

Bai Ming then invited Arash to celebrate with them. Arash felt that something was off, but as Bai Ming's first Servant to reach maximum Bond, he still accepted the invitation.

Bai Ming then invited Da Vinci, Roman, Fujimaru Ritsuka, Mash, Scáthach, Olga Marie, Tamamo-no-Mae, and Morgan to join the Lantern Festival celebration—why was Artoria absent? Because Artoria was busy eating.

Time passed quickly, and before long, night fell.

Bai Ming did not participate in the lantern riddle event. Akuta Hinako, as the question setter, happily acted as the host—more or less. After all, none of her questions were particularly normal.

Holding a lantern riddle, Fujimaru Ritsuka read aloud, "One end is smooth, one end is hairy; it goes in and out, producing white foam. Name an item."

Mash and Olga Marie, who had gathered around Fujimaru Ritsuka, immediately lost their composure. Olga Marie stammered, "W-What... what an obscene thing! Akuta Hinako, how could you ask such a question?"

"The answer is a toothbrush, right?"

After thinking for a moment, Fujimaru Ritsuka gave the correct answer, then looked disdainfully at the blushing Olga Marie and Mash. "My, Director Marie and Mash seem to know quite a lot..."

"Ha... hahaha."

Olga Marie laughed with a flushed face and darting eyes. "That's what I meant! A toothbrush is such a personal item, using it as a riddle..."

Olga Marie could not keep making excuses.

Scáthach and Tamamo-no-Mae, whose ages could be replaced with a question mark, had little interest in lantern riddles. Tamamo-no-Mae, however, kept clinging to Bai Ming and calling him darling, which made Morgan extremely displeased.

As time passed, Chen Gong entered the cafeteria and said, "Master Bai Ming, everything is ready."

"Then let's go. Mash, Ritsuka, remember to put on your Mystic Codes. I've prepared a grand fireworks display."

"Yay!"

Japan had fireworks festivals similar to the Lantern Festival's fireworks celebrations, so Fujimaru Ritsuka was greatly looking forward to the display.

Thinking of that, Fujimaru Ritsuka moved close to Bai Ming and whispered, "Speaking of fireworks... it's that, isn't it?"

"Yes, it's that."

The group left Chaldea and found themselves surrounded by a world of ice and snow.

"Then, let's begin."

Bai Ming raised his hand. "By the power of my Command Spell, go, my dear friend Arash! Unleash your Noble Phantasm! I've already applied Battle Continuation to you ninety-nine times. Before my mana runs out, fire your Arrow of the Shining Star one hundred times!"

"I knew it!"

As one Command Spell vanished, Arash began his long series of one hundred Stellas. Brilliant fireworks exploded over the Antarctic continent. Watching the fireworks provided with Arash's heartfelt contribution, Akuta Hinako shoved aside the so-called virtuous wife fox and grabbed Bai Ming's hand.

"Oh my, oh my."

Merlin and Lord El-Melloi II narrowed their eyes as they watched the Arash-brand fireworks, their hearts filled with emotion. Merlin even recorded it, intending to post it on the Servant network.

After one hundred Arrows of the Shining Star, Arash finally breathed a sigh of relief. Then, Chen Gong appeared behind Arash, Merlin, and Lord El-Melloi II.

"Mm, it is about time. An unexpected pincer formation indeed. This is a difficult choice, but you understand, don't you?"

As he spoke, ninety-nine stacks of Battle Continuation were applied to Arash, Merlin, and Lord El-Melloi II. Chen Gong's smile rose wildly. "Arash, launch! Merlin, launch! Kongming, launch! All of you can launch! You are all Arash!"

Amid the howls of the three Servants, they flew into the sky like Chang'e ascending to the moon, exploding one after another into heart-shaped bursts.

"This is my love for you all."

"How pitiful..."

Though Akuta Hinako sighed like that, there was not the slightest trace of pity in her heart.

Bai Ming sighed and uttered those utterly heartless words. Just as Fujimaru Ritsuka was about to make a snarky remark, three voices came from nearby. "My, no wonder Master couldn't find you. So you were here..."

Two different Lancer Cú Chulainns and Caster Cú Chulainn arrived at the fireworks site. Chen Gong grabbed the three dogs and immediately sent them flying.

The three heart-shaped fireworks that had been continuously rising into the sky instantly turned into fireworks of all kinds of colors.

"Cú Chulainn is dead!" Fujimaru Ritsuka shouted immediately. "Make the explosions prettier! Useless blue dog!"

"Senpai! Senpai!"

Mash stammered, wanting to say something but not knowing how to begin. All she could do was keep calling, "Senpai," while Olga Marie had already grown accustomed to Bai Ming suddenly doing bizarre things on a whim.

And what about Scáthach?

Every time three Cú Chulainns flew into the sky, she threw three spears after them, impaling them before watching the spears and Cú Chulainns explode into fireworks together.

"Gongtai has truly worked hard."

Though the people being launched had it harder, Bai Ming did not feel that way at all.

"Not at all. I had fun launching them, too."

Chen Gong smiled as he watched the six Servants continuously fall and rise through the sky, speaking equally heartless words. "I spent an entire afternoon laying out Noble Phantasms. If I didn't enjoy myself to the fullest, all that work would have been wasted."

Bai Ming slung an arm over Akuta Hinako's shoulders and asked, "Ah, right. Were the fireworks pretty?"

"Mm... they were passable."

They truly had been beautiful, but how could Akuta Hinako openly admit that?

"Then they were beautiful." Bai Ming said, "Because you were smiling. Other than when I occasionally get serious, you rarely smile at any other time."

"No, you saw wrong. I wasn't smiling. You, on the other hand, were smiling disgustingly."

Akuta Hinako stubbornly denied it, but she still absentmindedly touched her burning ears. "Still, I really am in a good mood today. When we get back, make some room in your room. I'll dance for you to liven things up."

"Didn't you say you couldn't dance?"

"While you were in the other Singularities, I specifically learned some from the dancers in Uruk."

As Akuta Hinako finished speaking, she thought, There's no way I'm letting anything else slip about what I did.

Like an ostrich, she buried her head and said nothing more.

Chaldea's Lantern Festival—

The End.

Britain Simulation and Singularity F

Violent, Yet Still Yasashii

Bai Ming was a transmigrator. After transmigrating and being reborn, he heard of the Mountain Court and Spiral Hall, then realized that he had transmigrated into the Type-Moon world.

He had a system and a family. He had thought he could beat up the old folks' home in the south, kick apart the kindergarten in the north, marry several beautiful wives, revive his family, and pass down its magecraft.

Unfortunately, the system's loading bar had only moved five times in more than ten years and had yet to finish loading.

Not to mention that in this world, the past was strong, the future was strong, and only the present was pathetically weak.

His dream of beating up the old folks' home in the south and kicking apart the kindergarten in the north shattered on the spot.

He could only strive to grow stronger on his own, lest he lose his life in this tangled world of immortals, ghosts, Magi, Magicians, Maguses, Dead Apostles, religions, and more.

He had thought that he had become one of the outstanding members of his generation, only to be sold off to Antarctica after a cursed white-haired man spoke with his family head.

That white-haired man was called Marisbury. Bai Ming had been sold to Chaldea for a price that his reckless family head could not refuse.

Chaldea, full name: Phoenician Chaldea, Humanity Preservation Organization. Abbreviation: Chaldea, the Humanity Preservation Organization.

It was said to be a research institute and observatory that gathered researchers from every field, regardless of magecraft or science, in order to ensure that human history could continue for a long and resilient time. But when Bai Ming, who had transmigrated here, saw Chaldea successfully established, his desire to live well finally died.

The original forty-eight Master candidates became forty-nine after his arrival. Because a woman named Akuta Hinako had talked too much, Marisbury transferred him from an ordinary Master candidate into Team A—a group where everyone had their own agendas, one that ran throughout FGO 2.0 and would get blown up once before 1.0 even began.

Outside Chaldea lay Humanity Foundation incineration and Humanity Foundation freezing. Inside Chaldea was a Grand-class bomber. Add Team A's buff, and he was guaranteed to get blown up once. No matter how he thought about it, it was terrible.

Old Bai's suspended heart finally died.

Since life had already fucked him, he could only try fucking life back!

Thus, knowing Akuta Hinako's true identity, Bai Ming held a grudge against her. Every few days, he would go find her and curse at her in their hometown dialect—he could not beat her to death, so he could only vent by cursing at her.

Following the principle of hating the house because of its owner, he also had his eye on everyone in Team A.

Never mind anything else. He would make himself feel good first!

Werewolf Beryl? Beat him! Love-brained Ophelia? Beat her! Stressed Kadoc? Help him fall asleep quickly!

If the remaining few had not either been impossible to find or too absurd, Bai Ming would absolutely have beaten every last one of them.

In the blink of an eye, Marisbury died suddenly. Marisbury's daughter, the leader of the red-stocking faction, Olga Marie Animusphere, took office. Bai Ming immediately realized that the time for Team A to be blown into the sky was approaching.

His dead heart died once more.

Bai Ming thought:

I need to find a way to avoid getting sealed in a coffin, then watch those Team A bastards get blown into the sky.

And I need to find a chance to blow up this damned system and family too.