You're This Flat-Do Men Really Admire You? / The Little Cow's Bare Feet Satisfy Blackbeard's Desire to Be Stepped on...

"WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

The burly, bull-headed man in an iron mask, covered in wounds, charged forward. Bai Ming likewise yelled, "WAAAAAAAAH," threw off his Master's outfit, bared his muscular body, and rushed at him.

The next moment, the two hulking masses of muscle crashed together and began wrestling.

"You've got some strength!"

"I, Asterius, will kill you!"

Asterius roared, while Bai Ming grew even more excited. "You want to kill me? Then give it a try, Minotaur!"

Their muscles bulged as they gripped each other's hands tightly and roared in unison.

After wrestling for a moment, the two separated. Asterius charged Bai Ming again, but this time neither Asterius nor Bai Ming intended to wrestle anymore.

Bai Ming drove a punch into Asterius's face, shattering the iron mask on the spot. Asterius also smashed a fist into Bai Ming's face, forcing him back two steps.

Asterius's crimson eyes stared fixedly at Bai Ming. The black horns on his head gradually turned red and grew larger, while Bai Ming's smile slowly twisted.

Asterius possessed A++ Strength and Endurance. Through his training in Heian-kyo, Bai Ming had trained his own Strength and Endurance to that same level.

After sensing that Bai Ming's physique and brute strength were no weaker than his own, Asterius immediately felt intense danger and, wary of him, did not attack at once.

Bai Ming took a deep breath, his muscles tensing. "As expected of a monster from the Age of Gods. In the battle ahead, I won't use even the slightest bit of technique against you."

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

In an instant, Bai Ming's fists rained down on Asterius like a storm. Asterius roared and swung his fists at Bai Ming as well, the red light in his eyes flaring brightly. "WAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Asterius did not know why Bai Ming was not using a weapon. He had clearly sensed the presence of one, but since Bai Ming had chosen to fight him with his fists, he chose to fight Bai Ming with his fists too. A man who made him feel the threat of death did not want to kill him. That alone confused Asterius, whose mind was not especially complex. Unable to understand it, he simply gave up thinking and focused on keeping Bai Ming here.

Would Any Man Really Admire You Looking That Flat?

"Useless, useless, useless, useless, useless! It's all useless! Bull-head, did your fists forget to eat?!"

"WAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Bai Ming and Asterius roared at each other.

There was no technique at all, only a clash of pure bodies and strength.

Pain spread continuously across both Asterius's body and Bai Ming's body. Sometimes they could block the other's fists; sometimes they could not.

Neither of them retreated even half a step. Yet Asterius was ultimately slower, and Bai Ming's fists landed on him more often than his own landed on Bai Ming.

Even A++ Endurance gradually began to fail beneath Bai Ming's violent outpouring of strength.

At that moment, Bai Ming stopped. Panting heavily, he said, "You're done. You can't stop me anymore."

"Pro--tect!"

Asterius roared again. When he tried to swing his fist once more, Bai Ming punched him away. Asterius struggled back to his feet and stubbornly blocked the entrance to the labyrinth.

Their battle cries had been so loud that the goddess Euryale ran out from within the underground palace.

"Enough! That's enough already, isn't it?! I'll go with you! Asterius is already on the verge of death. He isn't an important fighting force anymore, right? There's no need to finish us off--"

A flat-chested, purple-haired twin-tailed little girl barely over four feet tall ran out of the entrance, her face full of anger. "Kill us or torture us, do whatever you want! Hurry up and do it! Asterius, you can go back now. Go back into the underground palace."

Bai Ming said nothing. He merely watched the golden-eyed little girl continue speaking in a somewhat haughty voice.

"I'll lead the way--hm? Hm? Hmmm? A human? You... aren't you that thing's Master? Why are you here? Keep your Servant under control! What is with that perverted Servant? There isn't anyone this perverted in this whole series!"

The moment Euryale realized Bai Ming was human, she immediately began cursing him from head to toe. Looking at her mannerisms, Bai Ming was suddenly reminded of Olga Marie pretending to be strong.

The two of them were both incredibly imposing when they arrogantly berated people without bothering to figure out right from wrong.

"First, I'm from Chaldea, not whatever the hell that thing you mentioned is. Second, which one of you Greek Pantheon types isn't a pervert? Zeus, who fucks others and gets fucked by others? Or Hephaestus, who jerked off while chasing Athena around to propose to her, then came on Athena's leg?"

Bai Ming shut Euryale up with a single irritated sentence.

Just as silence fell, Mash's voice came from the other end of the labyrinth corridor. "Ah! Senpai! So you really were here. And there are two Servants too... It looks like Senpai has already beaten them into submission..."

Mash's expression changed rapidly with her emotions, moving from surprise to helplessness. She looked at the despairing little girl, then at the enormous bull-headed man behind her.

"Ha--a country bumpkin with a shield, and an overdeveloped woman." Euryale seemed to have found an outlet for her frustration. "If you weren't enemies, then don't attack us from the beginning! It's not like Asterius can't understand human speech!"

"Say one more word, and I'll beat both of you to death right now."

Bai Ming's tone was extremely hostile, and Asterius roared again behind Euryale.

"Ugh... your tolerance is strangely low! This level of unpleasantness hasn't even reached the point where Miss Akuta Hinako starts insulting people--" Mash complained at an extremely rapid pace. "And Senpai already can't stand it?"

"I have no relationship with this short little runt whatsoever. Why should I tolerate her? Because she has a face that's passable?"

"What do you mean, passable?" Euryale immediately became anxious. "I am the embodiment of male admiration, a goddess born into this world as the completed idol and ideal girl--don't stare at my chest!"

"How pitiful. You're already calling yourself the object of male admiration at this level..."

Bai Ming shook his head. "I don't oppose lolicons, nor do I intend to condemn every lolicon. But I have to admit this group is extremely complicated. Some simply like legal lolis, which has nothing to do with their own physique. Some are just perverts. And among those who become lolicons, every single one who harbors admiration for little girls is a pervert with a tiny dick."

Euryale's heart suddenly began pounding faster. "What exactly are you trying to say, you man?!"

Bai Ming burst into laughter. "You still don't get it? As someone who embodies that sort of thing, you're no different from a pervert in some respects! Whether it's Drake being overdeveloped or Mash being plain, everyone is much bigger than your flat board! That haughty attitude of yours is really just insecurity about your own figure, isn't it? You and your sister Stheno are both short and slender with flat chests. You actually care a great deal about your youngest sister Medusa's chest and height, don't you?"

Bai Ming paused, then added, "Would any man really admire you looking that flat?"

Bai Ming looked at the little bull behind Euryale. The little bull shook his head, and Bai Ming shook his head as well.

Drake looked at Mash and asked, "Does this man always talk like this...?"

"Senpai is already holding back a great deal."

Mash closed her eyes and sighed. "Setting knowledge aside for the moment, I believe I still have a lot to learn from Senpai when it comes to how to conduct myself."

Mash thought, I should start by learning the art of language and interrogation through intelligence gathering.

At the very least, from Singularity F and France all the way to the current Okeanos, Mash had indeed learned some things. For example, when interrogating someone, humiliate them directly. And if the other side showed even a hint of hostility, strike first and cripple them before anything else.

Euryale's face flushed crimson with anger. "Humans who don't understand beauty have no right to discuss beauty with me."

"Olga Marie, please go heal that bull bro. There aren't many men left who can passionately clash with me like that."

Bai Ming held out his hand, and Olga Marie flew out of his body in a streak of light.

After coming out, Olga Marie glared at Euryale, then muttered, "Honestly, do you really treat me like some kind of medical staff?"

Euryale was greatly surprised. It was one thing that she could not beat Bai Ming, but why was even his familiar giving her attitude? "You're just a familiar, and you dare glare at me?"

Olga Marie went, "Ha--?" Then, looking at Euryale, whose personality was almost the same type as hers, she immediately pointed at Bai Ming beside her like a cat whose fur had puffed up. "If you don't like it, go find Bai Ming. You're just some goddess. Bai Ming killed all eight million Japanese gods by himself. See if you die when Bai Ming punches you."

The Little Bull's Bare Feet Fulfilled Blackbeard's Desire to Be Stepped On

Olga Marie could not help sighing. Ever since she had come to understand what kind of person Bai Ming truly was, the sense of security he gave her was far greater than Marisbury and Professor Lev combined. As for leaving Bai Ming's side, Olga Marie had no desire to do that at all.

After healing Asterius, Olga Marie checked Bai Ming's condition and thought, I can heal Bai Ming while inside his body. There's no need to stay outside and burden him.

However, as Olga Marie passed Mash, she reminded her, "Don't waste his goodwill. He only spoke up because you were insulted."

If Bai Ming had not cursed her out, Olga Marie would have jumped out and given Euryale a vicious scolding herself. What kind of trash dared to insult Chaldea's people? Whether Chaldea's people were country bumpkins or not was none of that useless goddess's business, especially when she herself had been chased around everywhere by a pervert.

Mash stood at attention nervously. "Ah, yes! Director!"

Olga Marie sighed, then slipped straight back into Bai Ming's body.

"By pirate rules, you two are now my spoils of war." Bai Ming walked toward Euryale and Asterius. "Captain Drake, you don't mind if I bring these two spoils aboard, do you?"

"I don't mind."

"Hey, respect our opinions!"

"What opinions do spoils of war have? Shut up, woman!"

Bai Ming's voice made Euryale retreat several steps in succession. She had also noticed the dreadful anti-Divinity effect on Bai Ming's fists. With her Divine Core as a goddess, if Bai Ming hit her even once, she would definitely die painfully.

"Go."

Asterius spoke in a muffled voice, but his eyes never left Bai Ming.

"You want to go with him?" Euryale looked utterly unwilling. After thinking it over repeatedly, she said, "Fine, then. We'll... go together."

Euryale had originally wanted to raise the price, but she had not expected Asterius to actively express his desire to leave together with Bai Ming. As a Servant with little combat ability, Euryale could only reluctantly make her choice alongside Asterius.

◇ The Golden Hind set sail once more. Yet not long after departing, they spotted a pirate ship in the distance.

Before anyone else aboard the Golden Hind could react, Euryale immediately panicked and pointed at the man on the distant pirate ship. "Yes! That's him! I'll never forget that flag! He kept chasing me around! That damned perverted pirate Servant!"

Bai Ming stared at it for a while. "That pirate ship belongs to Blackbeard, Edward Teach, right?"

"There are Servant reactions! Lots of them! What are you doing?! You haven't been answering communications. If it weren't for the fact that your proof of existence was still clear--"

Roman's voice had barely come through before Mash, looking speechless, hung up on him. "With Senpai here, we don't need the doctor nagging us!"

"Oh, I remember now. That guy on the other side is also someone who kept pestering my pirate ship." Drake looked at the approaching vessel. "This time, I'm sending him flying to the other side of the horizon. Boys, steer us toward them!"

The Golden Hind sped toward Blackbeard's ship.

Mash stared dumbfounded at Asterius, who was moving his body in exactly the same way Bai Ming did to warm up. Meanwhile, Euryale quietly hid behind Mash.

"Hey, you dead-bearded bastard! Did you hear what I said?"

Drake shouted. To her surprise, Blackbeard immediately replied, "Hah! I can't hear the voice of some dead old hag."

"Ha--? What did you just say? Say that again?"

Though she had pink hair, Bai Ming somehow felt as though he saw the shadow of some purple-haired BBA on Drake. Blackbeard immediately opened his mouth and said, "I said--this has nothing to do with you, you dead old hag. What's the point of having such huge boobs? Are you stuffed or something? Still, that scar on your face is pretty nice. The problem is your age. What a headache. If you were still at an age where you were young enough to be on duty, perhaps you'd still be within my defensive range--"

"It appeared! A man as sadistic as Senpai?!" Mash was immensely shocked. Was Senpai warming up because he had sensed someone of the same sadistic type as himself?

As Mash complained, Drake had already fallen into a dejected state. A pirate beside her remarked, "Boss has died mentally--"

Bai Ming sighed. "Yeah... Though she'd be beautiful without the scar, it doesn't look bad with it either--"

That single sentence instantly revived Drake, who had been called out over her age.

Before Drake could say anything else, sharp-eyed Blackbeard shouted in surprise, "WOOOOOOOOO! You really are here, little Euryale! You're so cute! I want to lick you--especially your armpits and groin! I wouldn't mind if you stepped on me either! Step on me with your bare feet! Use your bare feet to stomp me!"

Asterius and Bai Ming stopped warming up. The little bull glanced at Bai Ming, then worked hard to imitate Bai Ming's strange way of exerting force and understand Bai Ming's gestures.

Just as Blackbeard was about to say more, Bai Ming and Asterius had already stomped holes through the Golden Hind's deck and leaped directly toward Blackbeard's ship. While Blackbeard was still rambling madly, Asterius's broad, heavy sole landed on his mouth.

The enormous impact slammed Blackbeard directly onto the deck, where Asterius stepped on him.

Meanwhile, Bai Ming blocked the attacks of the others aboard Blackbeard's ship for Asterius. He pulled Crocea Mors from his mindscape and held it in one hand as he shouted, "Wryyyyyy! Little bull, say the line! I swear in the name of Britain's beloved Sword Saint Merlin, loved by all who see him and adored by every flower, that Blackbeard Teach shall be granted the chance to fulfill his wish here!"

Asterius roared, then slowly dragged out the words. "Your wish--fulfilled! Step on you--with feet! Stomp you to death!"

Then he stomped violently on Blackbeard again with monstrous strength. His control was delicate enough not to kill Blackbeard, yet sufficient to make him feel more than enough pain and humiliation.

The little bull had indeed understood Bai Ming's meaning. He had charged in with him and fulfilled Blackbeard's wildly unrealistic "beautiful" wish with his powerful feet.

Meanwhile, Bai Ming held a halberd in one hand and a brick in the other, staring fanatically at the two women and one man nearby. "Servants Anne Bonny and Mary Read, and the great hero of the Trojan War, Hector. Come on, entertain me! All of you, attack together! If you can beat me, Merlin will take your surname! If you can't, all of you can sit at the same table as Setanta."

"I was originally thinking of dealing with the Master first, but I didn't expect the Master to charge up himself..."

Hector, from around the twelfth to thirteenth century BC, smiled. At this point, he still had no idea who the man before him truly was. He merely saw the Command Spells on the man's hand and confirmed that he was a Master. However, Anne Bonny and Mary Read were afraid.

After all, one had been born in Ireland and the other in England. During the era in which they had lived, some regions of Ireland and England still had statues of Joscelin Brando, erected by Constantine I, holding a halberd and a brick.

Is Anyone Bearing the Brando Name Sane?

Hector spoke up to warn him. "Kid, be careful--"

As he spoke, Hector's figure vanished. Bai Ming merely smiled at Anne Bonny and Mary Read. "My, it seems you two know who I am. Does that mean I don't need to pretend to be gentle and kind anymore?"

A black spear with a golden blade shot toward Bai Ming's neck, but a flash of golden light suddenly appeared beside his neck and blocked Hector's spear.

"The spear rumored to pierce all things in this world cannot break my light. In the end, this so-called indestructibility and piercing through all things are nothing but exaggerations."

After missing with one strike, Hector immediately retreated a great distance. Bai Ming's gaze remained fixed solely on Anne Bonny and Mary Read as he walked toward them step by step. Hector sighed, thinking, Is this Master the same kind of person as Blackbeard? This is truly awful.

Anne Bonny and Mary Read were famous female pirates from the Age of Exploration. Anne Bonny was a renowned gunfighter, while Mary Read wielded a cutlass and served as the assault fighter.

The two female pirates born in Britain were nearly unable to think as they watched Bai Ming approach them step by step.

Seeing the two women standing completely still, Hector could only move to stop Bai Ming from getting closer.

The golden spear blade collided with Bai Ming's halberd.

The overwhelming force bent Hector's spear. Blocking him head-on made Hector feel Bai Ming's utterly tyrannical strength. Bai Ming instantly unleashed his magical energy, wild mana intertwining with lightning. His expression gradually turned cold, and his voice became icy. "I hate people who block my path. Great hero of the Trojan War, middle-aged, a beard on your face, getting old, and your kidneys are weak too, right? Middle-aged impotent man? If this is all the strength you have--"

"Not good!"