The Bloodaxe King Says Nothing, Just Keeps Going GAAAAAAAA! / Two Big, Muscular Guys Crash Right Into Each Other

Bai Ming spoke up. "You were staring at Drake's wine cup because it's the Holy Grail, right?"

"Huh? The Holy Grail?"

"Yeah. Although this pure gold wine cup has terrible taste, the wine inside is inexhaustible, and if you put it on a table, fish, meat, and fruit will keep appearing... Anyway, I happened to pick it up."

Drake rambled on. She looked somewhat dazed after drinking from daytime until dusk. "No treasure could be more beloved than this baby!"

"You definitely didn't just happen to pick that up, did you?"

A pirate attending the banquet with them shouted, "Honored guest! Our boss got that cup through a grand legendary adventure at sea!"

The pirate then recounted how Drake had soloed Poseidon, one of the Olympian Gods, in Atlantis, which had emerged from a devastating maelstrom during seven sunless eternal nights, before beating the entirety of Atlantis back beneath the sea.

"Ah..." Mash looked toward Bai Ming, but Bai Ming completely ignored the little eggplant's gaze and said, "You're a God Slayer too! You killed the genuine Sea God from Greek mythology! Hahaha, have a drink!"

"Good! Straightforward! I'm liking you more and more, man!"

Drake clinked cups with Bai Ming again. Mash wanted to complain but had no idea where to begin, while a pirate beside them fulfilled the role of the straight man. "Boss is definitely going to stay single for life! Boss is actually a man, right?!"

"Hey~" Drake cheered. "How delightful~ But in a bit, Bombe, I'll have to stuff you into a barrel and let you play a diving game!"

"Don't say something so horrifying with that smile on your face!" Mash complained, but she soon remembered how Bai Ming had talked during the day about sinking someone at sea or stripping off their pants and feeding them to the fish.

"Seriously... Senpai really was some kind of pirate before, wasn't he? And why isn't Senpai surprised at all by humans killing gods?"

"Is that surprising? With battle-hardened martial skill, even gods have to die beneath my Thunder God Severance!"

"What kind of nonexistent thing is that now?!"

Halfway through drinking, the Holy Grail suddenly slipped back into Drake's body. Drake said with an unhappy expression, "Having this thing means endless food and drink, and it lets me inflict real damage on those superhumans, but the one thing that bothers me is it going in and out of my body."

"Because you're the Star Pioneer chosen by the Holy Grail! Hey, Drake, that's my cup. You want to fight me?"

After Bai Ming discovered that Drake had snatched away his wine cup, pirates on the other side also began arguing. "Hey, damn it, what are you doing?!"

Bai Ming walked over with a grim face and knocked the two pirates unconscious with two heavy punches. "Fuck you, what the hell are you making noise for?! Anyone who wants to challenge me, come at me together, you bunch of pigs!"

Seeing Bai Ming start causing trouble in his drunken state, Drake became interested as well. "Oh! Let's fight!"

The scene immediately descended into chaos. Mash hugged her shield and stared at the mess, her brain completely ceasing to function.

The Bloodaxe King Said Nothing, Only Went GAAAAAAA!

At night, Mash peacefully let Bai Ming rest his head on her lap, while Drake lay on the ground nearby, gasping heavily.

"Man, this guy is really strong! He dodged every attack and came at me with inhuman movements. If I hadn't run fast enough, and if he'd been serious, I probably would've already been beaten to death. Come to think of it, you want this cup, right?"

Just as Mash was about to agree, Bai Ming opened his eyes, looked at the purple-wrapped mounds blocking his view, and poked one with his finger.

Mash's body instantly tensed, and she cried out, "Senpai, what are you doing?!"

Bai Ming said, "Not yours. That cup is something you ought to have. The cup we want is another one."

"Huh? Is that so?"

Mash was still Mash. One serious matter immediately shifted the girl's attention from being groped to the Holy Grail.

"Trust me."

Bai Ming sat up. "Thanks for the lap pillow, Mash. According to the captain's plans, we set sail first thing tomorrow morning, right?"

"That's right! Considering the situation, we should still drink a little less tonight!" Drake could not stay serious for more than a few seconds before she began drinking with Bai Ming again, but Mash was unusually firm this time. "Senpai can't drink any more! Although I agree with Senpai about relaxing and enjoying ourselves, Senpai is far too relaxed right now!"

"There's nothing I can do about you. Fine, I won't drink."

As Bai Ming spoke, he lay down on Mash's lap and released Olga Marie. "See you tomorrow, everyone. Olga Marie doesn't need sleep, so she can come out and keep watch."

Olga Marie: "?"

"Director... Would you like something to eat? Ever since Senpai came to the ocean, he's been indulging himself like this..."

"Sigh." Olga Marie sighed, merely believing that her existence was weighing on Bai Ming's mental state. "No need. I'm entirely sustained by Bai Ming's mental energy now. If he doesn't relax excessively like this, his condition will become terrible."

In reality, Bai Ming could refine the mental energy of any Japanese god and sustain Olga Marie for hundreds of years, so he was merely using it as an excuse to enjoy Mash's lap pillow.

"There's suddenly another person! That accent sounds like someone from London."

"Mmm... I am indeed from London. There's no need to understand my circumstances so clearly. After all, I'm already dead. I'm only coming out to fill in temporarily."

Olga Marie had no intention of continuing the conversation. After accepting the fruit Mash offered her, she quietly settled down.

◇The Next Day

When Bai Ming woke up, the Golden Hind had already set sail.

"Senpai, look, the sea! And seagulls! And an unfamiliar pirate ship..."

Mash was overflowing with excitement at formally sailing on the sea for the first time, but she quickly realized something was wrong. Where had that unfamiliar pirate ship come from?

Bai Ming said nothing, merely smiling at Mash. Mash closed her eyes, her face full of embarrassment, and said with half-annoyance, "Senpai!"

"I understand, but there's no chance pirates that look like copies will drop any Magic Material, so kill them all. Also, head east-northeast. There's an island over there, and someone on it I want to beat up."

"Huh?"

After Mash cleared out a wave of pirates entirely formed from magical energy, the Golden Hind headed toward the island Bai Ming had mentioned.

"No need to explore. Kill everyone we see. Let's go."

After saying that, Bai Ming sprang directly over the ship's rail. Drake was surprised. "That was a human, right?"

"Probably...?"

Mash was not sure whether her Senpai still counted as human. Compared to a human, she always felt that he was more like a handsome gorilla.

There really was no need to explore this island.

After all, Mash and Drake were attacked the moment they came ashore, and Drake immediately fired several shots, thoroughly extinguishing Mash's idea of proceeding cautiously.

Thus, Mash and Drake began charging recklessly around the island, searching for Bai Ming.

Meanwhile, Bai Ming had already confronted Erik Bloodaxe head-on.

The bare-chested Viking man's bulging muscles were knotted tight, red light flashed in his eyes, and he swung a black giant axe covered in ominous red patterns. The instant he saw Bai Ming, he roared:

"GAAAAAAAH! MY! NAME! ERIK! GREAT ERIK! THOSE WHO BLOCK ME DIE! KILL THEM!! KILL THEM ALL!"

Bai Ming was even more excited than Erik Bloodaxe. "Hehehehe, Red-Haired Erik the Berserker? Then let Bai Ming see what you're made of. Swing your weapon to your heart's content and entertain me!"

Bai Ming immediately drew his halberd and viciously slammed it into Erik's giant axe. Bai Ming's overwhelming strength forced Erik Bloodaxe back a great distance.

Bai Ming spun his halberd twice. "My hands have been bored stiff these past two days. Broken-Horn Bull, come again, come again!"

"GAAAAAA!"

Though he had little rationality left, Erik Bloodaxe could still tell that the man before him was provoking him. He roared and charged forward with his battle axe.

"You think you're the only one who can roar? I can too! Receive the cry of the orcs!"

Bai Ming charged at Erik as well. "Waaaaagh!!!"

The clash between Bai Ming and Erik caused a tremendous commotion. Combined with Bai Ming's thunderous battle cries, Mash and Drake easily found Bai Ming, who was overwhelming Erik in battle.

Erik swung his axe with tremendous force, and Bai Ming did the same.

The halberd and axe clashed continuously, scattering sparks everywhere. Erik kept roaring, while Bai Ming's face was filled with excitement. "Useless, useless, useless, useless! Every move you make is useless! How dare someone as weak as you say you'll kill everyone in front of me?!"

"GAAAAAAA!"

The Bloodaxe King said nothing, only roaring and swinging his axe.

The weapons rang out again and again. Even without reason, Erik Bloodaxe could instinctively feel the danger Bai Ming posed to him.

Bai Ming's smile was utterly unrestrained. "If this is all you've got, then die—"

In an instant, Bai Ming stopped using Erik Bloodaxe as practice. His halberd, infused with stellar power and magical energy, flew from his hand toward Erik Bloodaxe. Erik's axe was sent flying along with Bai Ming's halberd by the overwhelming force, and then Bai Ming killed Erik Bloodaxe with three consecutive punches. He let out a victor's cry. "Wryyyyyy! From beginning to end, there has only ever been one victor, and that is me, Bai Ming!"

"Senpai... has completely lost his mind again..."

Mash covered her face. Just as she was about to say something, Drake had already vanished into the jungle, shouting, "I smell treasure!"

"Maybe... next time, I should let Senpai repair the Singularity by himself?"

The thought had barely arisen before Mash immediately crushed it. If she were not here, Senpai might very well kill his way through the entire Singularity! Absolutely not!

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I disbanded the previous group and made a new one. Don't ask why I disbanded it. I was just joking with my friend, but my friend didn't realize that my stress was already close to exploding.

So please don't blame my friend. That would only make me even sadder. Thank you, everyone.

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Two Huge Muscular Guys Crashed Straight Into Each Other

At this moment, Mash could not help worrying about Roman, who was far away in Chaldea.

After all, Bai Ming had thrown away his weapon and killed such a burly Servant with three punches. A doctor like—wait, that wasn't right?

Mash suddenly realized that Doctor Roman's identity was not simple. If Doctor Roman were merely a doctor with a bit of fighting ability, why would Senpai enjoy dragging Roman around as a sparring partner?

Just as Mash was about to ask Bai Ming for an answer, Drake burst out laughing and sprang out again. "Amazing, we've struck it rich! Look what this is! A large ship the Vikings used in the ninth century! Hey, man, Mash, come with me!"

Mash and Bai Ming boarded the Viking ship and watched Drake excitedly pull out a book from within. Mash said, "What a disappointment. There's no legendary treasure."

"What nonsense are you talking about? When Vikings sailed, they used drawings and writing to record all information from their departure point to their destination: the shape of the coast, the location of shallows, and the nature and direction of currents. No treasure could be more valuable than something like this!"

"Ah... Is this the famous saying, 'Knowledge is wealth'?" Mash looked astonished. "Tangible knowledge can compare to enormous amounts of treasure—"

"Enough nonsense, Mash." Bai Ming patted Drake on the shoulder. "Golden Hind, set sail! The next island is our target! Let's finish this quickly and go back to see how that idiot woman Akuta Hinako gets humiliated in the Second Singularity!"

"Yo, you're full of enthusiasm! Let me see. Fresh ink—it really records the nearby islands. Then let's go!"

"Huh... Wait!"

Mash had intended to sort out the current situation, but the next moment, Drake and Bai Ming carried her back onto the Golden Hind between them.

As the pirate flag rose once more, the Golden Hind set out upon the sea again.

◇

After experiencing one change in the ocean currents and one battle against unfamiliar pirates, the Golden Hind smoothly arrived beside a brand-new island. Before Mash could say anything, Drake and Bai Ming rushed out together.

"You charged onto this island without any information at all..."

Mash had the strange feeling that she was Bai Ming and Drake's external brain. Then she ran after them while shouting, "Aah! Senpai! Wait for me! There's a Leyline point here! Aren't we setting up a summoning circle?"

"Huh? What do we need that for?" Bai Ming asked. "Out on this sea, do you expect to summon a Servant skilled in naval combat? Now is the time to solve everything with courage and force! As a knight, all you need to do is steel your will and charge with me!"

After Bai Ming and Drake ran ahead for a while, a massive earthquake struck.

Drake shouted, "What a huge earthquake! Get down!"

"Why get down?! It's only an earthquake. Take my Earth-Pacifying Mantra! I smell a powerful presence here!" Bai Ming formed hand seals and chanted an incantation, forcibly stopping the earthquake before continuing to charge forward without looking back.

"Your Master..." Drake did not know how to evaluate Bai Ming for a moment.

She could only say that Bai Ming was even more unhinged than she was.

"Senpai usually isn't like this, but whenever it comes to saving the world, he turns into someone who says, 'I'm going to beat all you troublesome people to death.'" Mash looked awkwardly at Drake and asked, "Captain Drake, you aren't hurt, are you?"

"Who are you looking down on? I'm not hurt. I'm fine." Drake glanced at Bai Ming, who had already vanished, and said, "I originally planned to return to the ship and discuss things carefully first, but it looks like we can only charge in like this now."

However, by the time the two of them ran in the direction Bai Ming had gone, Bai Ming had already entered an extremely suspicious underground labyrinth.

Just as Mash was about to proceed cautiously, Drake had already rushed inside, shouting, "It's actually a legendary underground palace! My pirate blood is boiling!"

Mash took a deep breath and followed her in with a serene expression.

◇Inside the Underground Labyrinth

Bai Ming wandered through the labyrinth at random and discovered quite a few Dragon Tooth Warriors and Arms of Dawn, so he immediately began hoarding them like a squirrel.

After clearing several waves of minor enemies, Bai Ming made a decision. "Alright, after smashing this labyrinth to pieces, I'll use a water-repelling technique to catch some fish in the sea. While I'm at it, I'll ask Drake where Atlantis was earlier and go retrieve Poseidon's corpse too."

Moreover, Bai Ming's patience inside the labyrinth was limited. If he wandered around a little longer without finding the boss or being able to smash through the labyrinth, then he would contact the system and have it give him a map hack.

Just as Bai Ming was about to continue wandering around, he heard a powerful roar from deep within the underground palace.

"Powerful, truly powerful!" Bai Ming exclaimed. As excited as Tom Cat when he saw a female cat, he immediately ran toward the roar.