The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 479

The First Mei-Kiana War

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"Mei, what's your next sentence?"

This was a moment where failure was not an option, Kiana naturally wouldn't let Miss Mei interrupt Kiana 'self-rescue operation in the face of life and death crisis,' so she preemptively said, 'Let us go, Kiana.'

Miss Mei: "..."

You're always trying to be clever, Ji Anya!

I've succeeded now, you have no chance to turn things around!

Kiana's voice turned serious as she spoke loudly:

"Mo Yi, and Mei too—"

I like you all!

"It's the kind of liking that makes me want to become Mo Yi's bride along with Mei— "

"I want to stay with you all forever. Don't even think about abandoning me and running away alone."

After saying that, she quickly imitated Miss Mei's previous posture and touched Mo Yi. Of course, since she didn't wear lipstick like Miss Mei, she didn't leave a mark.

Ji Anya: I originally planned to manage the holding company well, and wait until Mo Yi's stock and Mei's stock both exploded before unleashing my ultimate move, "You are all my wings." I never expected that the stock market would crash when I woke up!

But it doesn't matter. As the Heroine, she naturally understands the principle that "enlightenment is about opening up a bright path for progress in a dark wilderness." At this moment, she doesn't care about anything else and just goes for it!

Mei, let my right hand shatter your cunning fantasy of sneaking away!

Mo Yi: "..."

Mo Yi could only say that Kiana's move was both unexpected and expected!

Unlike Miss Mei, who was a bit out of her mind because of love, Mo Yi secretly observed Kiana's behavior after learning from Miss Mei that Kiana liked both of them at the same time. He had already discovered Kiana's "You are all my wings" plan - clearly, you are all Mo Yi wings!

Upon discovering that he and Miss Mei were secretly planning to tie a knot and fly away, and combining this with Mo Yi's guesses about Kiana's personality, he deduced that the most likely scenario was that Ji Anya liked him... and Mei, as a potential comeback partner.

Yes, according to Mo Yi's prediction, even if Kiana's operation fails, the opponent will not give up. Rather, this is a declaration of war strategy.

From now on, wherever Miss Mei goes, Ji Anya will follow, using relentless pursuit to win her Miss Mei while preventing Miss Mei from sneaking away again!

You can date Mo Yi, but you have to bring Ji Anya along, or forget it!

In fact, Kiana really thought so. It can only be said that the person who understands Ji Anya the most is not Miss Mei, who takes care of her every day, nor the Miss Pufferfish shares a body with her, but her owner Mo Yi.

Miss Mei: "..."

Kiana's act of forcefully assaulting Mo Yi right in front of her seemingly virtuous wife Miss Mei's face turn dark. As everyone knows, virtuous wives are usually soft and cute creatures, but once their bottom line is crossed, they can unleash terrifying power that can destroy the world. For example, a certain virtuous wife fox who only knows how to meow all day long will turn into a berserker when she is angry, and unleash the legendary Polygamy Castration Fist and marriage fraud execution cannon.

"Let go of me, Kiana!"

As a result, Miss Mei entered a berserk state. If it weren't for the fact that no purple lightning of the Thunder Herrscher was emanating from her body, Mo Yi would have thought that she had already switched to Herrscher Mei personality.

"Mo Yi only needs me as his bride!"

"I won't let go! If I do, Mei, you'll start giving me electric shocks!"

Kiana completely ignored Miss Mei's powerless rage and said in the most serious tone, with the most infuriating words, "Mei, your thinking is wrong. Love is free, and there are many places in the world that allow polygamy. In addition, the Cultivator Association introduced a system that allows A-level Cultivator to have polygamy several years ago."

"How can you be so domineering, hindering my free love with Mo Yi?"

Miss Mei: "..."

Hearing Kiana refute her so logically and with such evidence, Miss Mei finally realized that Kiana's evil plan was definitely not a spur-of-the-moment thing, but something she had planned in advance. Otherwise, how could a fool try to persuade her with facts?

"Shut up, Kiana!"

"I don't care what you think, I care what I think—"

Faced with Mei, who was about to disregard even the matter of Mo Yi and insist on electrocuting Mei, Kiana had no choice but to back down, muttering, "You really can't do anything with Mei!"

"Then let me be your husband!"

"Same-sex marriage is legal in Europe, and you can marry Mo Yi in other countries or by using the privileges of the Cultivator Association. Isn't that the best of both worlds?"

Miss Mei: "..."

That sounds reasonable, and it seems like there's no problem with it... Yeah, right!

Is this any different from before?

You bastard, you've already admitted you like both of us! Do you think I don't know your ulterior motives?!

PS: Chapter 313, Princess Arc 114: "Don't turn around, sister—" Tsukuyomi said, turning to leave. "Don't run!" Thinking Tsukuyomi was going to help her 'daughter' catch the pest 'Alice,' Shinki, being a doting father, naturally couldn't let it go. If things went wrong, Alice would definitely not forgive her. But the other was her younger sister, and she really couldn't stop her. At this moment, Shinki had no choice but to use her last resort, leaping to Tsukuyomi landing, tightly hugging her legs to prevent her from running away. "If you leave again, I'm going to 'waaaah!'" "I'm telling you, I'm going to cry for a long time this time!" Tsukuyomi: "..." This shameless girl, how could she have such a sister! And she knew the other wasn't lying, because the other had really done similar embarrassing things. "Let me go—" "No, no, Little Night, chant sutras!"

Chapter 414: The First Mei Kiana Battle

Kiana!

Miss Mei's anger level was at its maximum. If it weren't for the despicable Ji Anya using Mo Yi to restrain her, she would have already unleashed 'Lightning Blast' on Kiana by now.

"If you let go now, I will still consider you a good friend."

"I know Mei, you're serious, but—"

At this point, Kiana couldn't possibly back down. If she backed down now, there would be no chance to turn the tide. She steeled herself and said, "I refuse!"

"Even the person I love deeply has no right to stop a young girl from pursuing happiness!"

Miss Mei: "..."

Ugh, I'm so angry! I can't hold back anymore. I'll listen to the advice of the Herrscher Mei in my heart and hand my body over to the other person to control.

You call this pursuing happiness? No, Ji Anya, you're clearly just lusting after our bodies! You're despicable!

Mo Yi, who had been silent all along, sensed the atmosphere between Kiana and Miss Mei, which resembled a battle between a silly daughter and a strict mother, and decided to remain silent.

Despite the current uproar, based on Xiao Huo's high-probability calculations, gathering existing conditions, and considering the personality traits of Miss Mei and Ji Anya, the final conclusion is that there is a 99% probability of the result.

That's right, but Little Fire had already seen through everything!

"I was right first—"

Faced with Mei's authoritarian suppression, Kiana naturally tried her best to resist. She said that Mei was the first person to meet Mo Yi and move into Mo Yi's house. Moreover, Mei was the first person Ji Anya met and took in.

Then Mei said

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