Shit Rain Descends, Blessing All Rivers

"Why don't we investigate the City Lord's Manor?" Qian Daoliu suddenly suggested.

Chen Xin rejected Qian Daoliu's idea.

"I think we should report back to the sect master first. We have no idea how strong this city lord is, or how many experts are stationed here."

Qian Daoliu looked around and saw many young men who did not know the truth volunteering for this bandit-suppression operation.

If ten thousand people showed up, even the five of them would not be able to stop them.

"You have a point."

The two immediately decided to return to the sect and inform Long Xiao of the matter.

The two hurried back to the sect.

"Hm? There's movement in the latrine."

Qian Daoliu suddenly sensed something unusual in the latrine and moved closer.

Chen Xin cautiously said, "Could it be Bo Saixi or Bibi Dong?"

Qian Daoliu shook his head with certainty. "No. Bibi Dong's martial soul is a spider, so she can take care of it anywhere. Bo Saixi is the Sea God Douluo, so she has even less need to use a latrine."

In their eyes, Long Xiao was even more impossible. Why would an unparalleled expert like him come to such a filthy place?

That left only one possibility!

"Old Bone, is that you?"

Chen Xin asked tentatively.

Gu Rong, who was conducting research inside, heard the commotion and silently cursed his bad luck.

He had originally come to the latrine to study exactly how Qian Daoliu had changed. How had he inexplicably become younger after using the toilet?

If Qian Daoliu was the chosen one of fate, Gu Rong would be the first not to believe it!

The secret had to be hidden in the cesspit, but despite digging through it many times, he had found no opportunity at all.

Wouldn't it be humiliating if Chen Xin discovered him?

"Right, can't I use spatial teleportation?"

Gu Rong smacked his forehead and began activating his skill.

But after stomping his feet for quite a while, nothing happened.

"Damn it, this world's space is too stable. My strength simply can't shake it!"

"No choice. I can't lose this old face!"

Gu Rong hurriedly pinched his nose and said in an extremely thin voice, "No, no, I'm just a passerby taking a dump~"

Chen Xin and Qian Daoliu exchanged a glance, both sensing that something was wrong!

The latrine was four hundred meters from the sect entrance, and one had to pass through many places to reach it. Ordinary people could not possibly find it, and who would dare enter this mountain stronghold?

Could it be a spy from Qing City Lord's Manor?

After a round of sound reasoning, the two decided to capture the person. They might even earn some merit.

"Bold thief! You dare trespass into my Divine Sect? Take this old man's sword!"

Qian Daoliu leaped into the air, gathered qi between two fingers, and slashed toward the latrine.

A massive Sacred Light Sword Qi tore through the sky.

Chen Xin was horrified, his eyes widening. "Qian Daoliu, that's a latrine! Are you insane?!"

Meanwhile, inside the sect master's room.

Long Xiao finally emerged from seclusion and stretched lazily.

"I didn't expect to break through two realms at once. I've already reached Second-Level Body Tempering."

"Congratulations on your breakthrough, Sect Master."

Bibi Dong and Bo Saixi immediately smiled.

Looking at the two mature beauties, Long Xiao chuckled inwardly. After modifying their loyalty to one hundred percent, they would not refuse anything he asked of them.

Unfortunately, he was a decent man.

He glanced at Bo Saixi's collar, then put on a weary expression. "I'm a little tired. I need to lean against something very soft and warm to recover quickly."

Something very soft and warm?

Bibi Dong and Bo Saixi immediately searched around the room, but they could not find anything like that, even in their storage devices.

They felt somewhat anxious. If they could not even handle such a trivial matter, would they not be disliked?

Bibi Dong immediately glanced at her own long, fair legs. Were they not naturally soft?

"Sect Master, why don't you rest on my legs for a while?"

Hm?

Upon hearing that, Bo Saixi suddenly understood, though she struggled inwardly for a moment.

She had one advantage that was even more impressive than Bibi Dong's.

Her figure was fuller and more voluptuous than Bibi Dong's.

"Sect Master, I can also let you **rest on me."

Long Xiao looked from left to right and sighed.

Sure enough, he preferred it when others volunteered.

He had not forced them. Heaven was his witness—he was a righteous gentleman.

"Alright, then I'll trouble you both."

Long Xiao lay in Bo Saixi's embrace to enjoy her warmth, then rested his legs on Bibi Dong's thighs.

He grinned foolishly.

Bibi Dong felt a little resentful, but she still silently massaged Long Xiao's feet.

She thought that it would be nice if Xue'er were here too. Though their relationship was not harmonious, they were both beauties capable of toppling nations. Together, they would not lose to anyone.

Boom!

At that moment, a tremendous explosion sounded outside.

"What's going on?"

The three hurriedly opened the door and looked outside.

They were fine until they looked. The moment they did, they were stunned.

The latrine had exploded!

A rain of shit fell across the entire sect, and the stench was overwhelming!

It was over. The sect was ruined. Which damned bastard had done this?!

"Little Xixi, block it!"

In his panic, Long Xiao turned around, lifted Bo Saixi up in his arms, and placed her in front of himself to block the shit rain.

PS: This book was censored and revised, so...