Ah! The Great Virtuous Teacher Has Arrived!
"Ah--"
Dan Jing stroked the black and white dumpling with one hand and rested his head on the other, his Golden Eyes looking at Fuxi, Xuan Ming, and Zhu Jiuyin with amusement.
He smiled and said:
"It's the Great Virtuous Teacher has arrived!"
Oh, right--
"And his beloved wife, Xuan Ming Daxian, and his capable assistant, Zhu Jiuyin Daxian?"
"What brings you here today? To visit this desolate and deserted Daoist Daoist Sanctuary?"
"We are so sorry for not greeting you properly, please forgive us, three immortals!"
Hiss--
Upon hearing his master's sarcastic voice, even the usually taciturn and composed Zhu Jiuyin began to feel a toothache.
They've arrived.
Master is about to begin again--
In terms of verbal skills, their master was unmatched among the three of them; and in terms of his ability to speak sarcastically, he was also unparalleled!
If they could, the three of them would rather their master curse them out than act sarcastic and sarcastic like this.
Nothing more.
Master's sarcastic tone--
Sometimes, great karmic consequences will befall the three of them!
While it won't put their lives in danger, they're bound to experience embarrassment, encounter all sorts of bizarre and ridiculous situations.
That's good now--
They're in for a lot of trouble from the moment they leave the Mountain Ridge Palace!
I used to think it didn't matter.
But now--
As children grow up, they become more concerned about their image and develop some ego baggage.
Fortunately.
Dan Jing didn't torment Fuxi and the other two much, he just said a few sarcastic things.
He casually said:
"I already know the purpose of your visit."
"Fuxi, Xuan Ming, I have given my permission for your good deed."
"Only--"
"You will also need to make a trip to the Monster Religion Ancestral Court — Fengqi Mountain —to meet the Monster Religion Leader, and to the Human Religion Ancestral Court — Mount Buzhou —to meet the Leader of the Human Sect."
"You will know exactly how to do it in time."
Upon hearing this...
Fuxi and the other two were all stunned for a moment--
Monster Religion Leader?
The Leader of the Human Sect?
Hiss--
Aren't they Her Majesty the Heavenly Emperor— the Saint Nuwa, and Her Earth Sovereign Sage Realm — the Hou Tu?
No...
Do these three little Karami even deserve to meet Sage Realm?
No way!
"Master, are the three of us qualified to meet the Sage Realm?"
Fuxi expressed his concerns.
Although they were all well aware that their master held a very high position in the world, he was, after all, one of the seven most venerable and supreme Sage Realm in the world!
This isn't someone you can just pay homage to because they have some status!
"Rest assured--"
A meaningful smile appeared on Dan Jing's face.
He opened his mouth and said:
"I have taken care of everything, so you can go ahead without worry."
"Also--"
"This matter is a great opportunity that will Merit all living beings in heaven and earth. The Sages, with their hearts set on all living beings, will not hesitate to lend you two a helping hand!"
It's safe now.
When they heard that their master had made all the necessary arrangements, Fuxi and the other two were relieved.
Nothing more.
Although my master loves to scold people, watch plays, have fun, and... well, although my master has many shortcomings, he is never ambiguous when it comes to serious matters.
Since he said he had already taken care of it.
That must be --
There will definitely be no problem!
I never expected my master to be so influential.
Even Sage Realm can say a few words!
As for the saying that one has a great opportunity to accumulate Merit and receive the assistance of Sages, just listen to it and don't take it too seriously.
Would the Sages care about such a small amount?
It's impossible.
Tell me about it!
After discussing the important matters, Dan Jing looked at Fuxi and the other two, and spoke again:
"Besides the good things that happened between Fuxi and Xuan Ming, what other questions do you have in your hearts? While I'm in a good mood right now, let me ask you and answer them one by one."
Upon hearing this...
After exchanging glances, Fuxi and the other two were the first to speak, and then Fuxi asked the question.
After all, this great undertaking was led by Fuxi, and he had the most problems.
Very soon.
Inside the palace--
The three, including Fuxi, posed the questions, and Dan Jing answered them casually.
The harmonious atmosphere between master and disciple was only unseen by the Sages and powerful beings of heaven and earth; otherwise, they would surely have been terrified.
No way--
The Sages and other holy beings could hardly imagine the harmonious Dan Jing patiently answering his disciples' questions with a gentle smile, imparting knowledge and resolving their doubts!
More than ten thousand years passed.
Once again, Dan Jing preached the Dao to Fuxi, Xuan Ming, Zhu Jiuyin, and the black and white dumpling - Fatty, and then threw the three of them and their pet directly out of the Mountain Ridge Palace.
Dan Jing's voice resounded throughout the heavens and earth:
"Rolling ball!"
"Hurry up and take care of the Threefold Marriage Rite, then get it over with as soon as possible and have the baby. Your teacher can't wait to take care of the child."
Urging marriage and having children, all in one go!
Dan Jing also had some concerns--
What if, after Fuxi and Xuan Ming Threefold Marriage Rite, they quickly finish Fuxi's great work and reclaim everything they had before, even before having any children?
Wouldn't that mean Dan Jing would miss out on a lot of good shows?
What will happen to the child if the two have a falling out later?
Tsk tsk tsk--
But what about Nuwa, who is also an aunt, and Hou Tu, who is also a maternal aunt?
How could they, as Sage Realm, not be able to raise two little ones?
Besides--
Even if we don't raise them, there's no one in this world who can threaten these little bastards, okay?
So--
Born!
The faster the better, the more the better!
Dan Jing couldn't wait to see Fuxi and Xuan Ming surrounded by their children and grandchildren.
The Netherworld.
Looking at Fuxi, Xuan Ming, and Zhu Jiuyin, who were the first to arrive at the Human Religion Ancestral Court and stood in front of the statue of the Leader of the Human Sect, he saw them.
Now.
Hou Tu, far away in the Six Paths of Reincarnation, was somewhat speechless.
These three people came over for no other reason than...
I'm here just to Threefold Marriage Rite!
In Hou Tu's eyes, Fuxi, standing next to Xuan Ming, was quite displeasing!
He's just a blond guy who ruined his incredibly talented older sister. He rode his ghost fire to his doorstep, carrying two bottles of beer, and dared to propose marriage.
It's awful!
This is so painful!
What's even more upsetting is--
The reason why her sister got together with this blond guy so quickly was partly due to her own unintended mishaps!
"Call..."
Hou Tu a long sigh of relief, and a thought landed on her own statue, emanating an aura of the Sage Realm.
Then.
He raised his hand and tossed all the spiritual treasures, spiritual roots, and other items that he had prepared beforehand to Fuxi and the other two in the Human Religion Ancestral Court.
He opened his mouth and said:
"This matter--"
"I understand. You may all leave now!"
The words had barely left his mouth.
The thought of Hou Tu landing on the statue and the aura of the Sage Realm vanished completely.
Out of sight, out of mind.
That damn blond guy not only stole my sister away, but he also came to my door in person to demand her dowry.
Given Hou Tu's temperament, it's already incredibly lucky that she didn't slap Fuxi away.
Are we hoping she'll show up, or at least say something nice?
Don't even think about it!