Douluo: Spirit Currency War, What the Heck is This?
Chapter 15

Going to Douluo I

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The entire Douluo Continent plunged into a monochrome state, and in this condition, the only person who remained colorful and able to move was Xu Feng.

I am Xu Feng, and because of some amusement god, the entire Douluo Continent is now in a chaotic mess.

Let us sort out the situation now. Because of the appearance of the skyscreen, people from Douluo I, Douluo II, and Douluo III can now communicate with one another and know what will happen in the future.

In Douluo I, Spirit Hall is hunting down Tang San with all its might; Douluo II, which is my era, has required me to deal with $n$ assassination attempts every single day ever since I sent Xu Tianran into the sky; Douluo III has changed not at all, spending every day watching our amusement.

Yet there are good things too. I successfully recruited the Son of Destiny, or rather, the Daughter of Destiny. Although I do not know why Huo Yuhao turned into Huo Yutong, it is obvious that a sweet and soft Huo Yutong is even better.

Gu Yena came to depend on me, and by the way brought the Tianmeng Iceworm along, preparing to turn him into a dish. I finally know where Tianmeng ran off to.

And now, I am preparing to stir up some trouble.

"So what is it that you are doing?" Aha drifted to Xu Feng's side, completely unaware of what he was doing.

"Do not crash into my internal monologue!" Xu Feng kicked Aha flying, shattering the fourth wall amidst Aha's miserable cries of having no face.

Xu Feng pieced back together the fourth wall he had just smashed, and the world returned to its original appearance. "Now let us officially return to the story."

"The Path of Elation is truly powerful!"

Xu Feng finally gathered a brand-new Three-Star character, and that was none other than himself, the Trailblazer—only this state of his was somewhat bizarre.

Destruction, Preservation, Remembrance, and the Harmony—all four paths were completely unusable, because he needed to draw himself for every one of those paths.

Today, he could only use his Path of Elation self, but this path version of himself seemed to have been modified by Aha.

His strength fluctuated wildly between strong and weak, and whenever he had any thoughts he wanted to complain about, the entire world would transform into that internal-monologue-style complaint genre. One could only say he truly lived up to Elation.

"Crown Prince, you are going to play ten thousand years in the past?!" Luan Feng's voice shot up abruptly, and she froze in place like a sculpture struck by lightning.

"Otherwise what? My old man isn't dead yet. Every day I handle state affairs and still have to deal with assassinations, while he sits over there with a fishing rod and fishes for an entire day straight."

Xu Feng's mentality was terribly unbalanced. Ever since he took on this role as crown prince, his old man had completely turned into a hands-off boss.

Every morning when he woke up, before he even opened his eyes, he would hear familiar footsteps echoing outside the hall. That was his old man lugging that battered fishing rod and humming a little tune as he slipped outside.

The crucial part was that he never caught a single fish, yet he remained stubbornly enthusiastic. Every time he returned covered in dust and dirt, he would still put on a pretentious air and sigh, Today's fish are not hungry.

Xu Feng looked at the mountains of memorials piled high, then thought of how he had dodged another wave of assassin ambushes last night, and the anger in his heart flared right up.

Why? Why was he working himself to the bone here while his old man basked in the sun and blew in the breeze by the river? Being a crown prince was even more miserable than being a corporate slave. He decided to grant himself a long vacation and go ten thousand years into the past where he wouldn't have to see them and could spare himself the annoyance.

"Crown Prince, it is not that I disagree with this, it is just that you are going all by yourself." Luan Feng was not opposed to the crown prince going to clear his mind, but going alone meant that should he encounter any danger, he would not even have a single helper.

The more she thought about it, the more improper it felt. Just as she wanted to urge him a few more times, she discovered Xu Feng was already standing before the portal.

"If I encounter danger, I can return at any time. Bye!"

Xu Feng directly pressed the confirmation button on the panel, and a blinding white light instantly exploded, swallowing his entire person before he vanished without a trace.

"Lord Luan Feng, what should we do?" The guards snapped back to their senses from their shock, their gazes sweeping around the empty hall before landing on Luan Feng's gloomy face, which looked as though it could drip water.

Luan Feng took a deep breath and closed her eyes. She knew the crown prince's temperament; once he made up his mind, nine oxen could not drag him back.

Since he had run off to the past ten thousand years to frolic, he probably would not return until he had played to his heart's content.

Then what needed to be done right now was to drag back that skunked-fishing Majesty!

"Go drag His Majesty back! Tell the Imperial Guard that all forces are to mobilize. Even if you have to turn the entire imperial capital upside down, bring back that Majesty who squats by the river the whole day long without catching even a single loach!"

Soon, the entire Sun Moon Empire mobilized, forcibly dragging Xu Yuan back from his spot fishing by the river and making him resume handling state affairs.

As for Xu Feng, he had already arrived ten thousand years in the past. Yet he did not come alone; there was one other person with him, and that was Gu Yena.

Meng Hongchen and Jiang Nannan were busy cultivating, and Huo Yutong had just joined the Sun Moon Royal Soul Guidance Academy, leaving neither of them with any free time.

He could just use this time to close the distance with Gu Yena while also seeing what the Douluo Continent of ten thousand years ago looked like.

"How is it? Are things going smoothly on your end?"

Xu Feng private-chanced Gu Yena through the skyscreen. After arriving ten thousand years in the past, Gu Yena prepared to merge with her self from this era. The fusion of two Silver Dragon Kings would allow her injuries to heal by more than half, so she went straight to the Lake of Life.

"It still needs a little time. Although both are beings of the same origin, merging them still takes some time."

Gu Yena merely stated her purpose and reached a consensus with her past self. After all, the List of Gods was the only way for soul beasts to achieve godhood.

"Then I will go take a look around by myself."

Xu Feng released his martial soul, summoned Red A, and had him help project a motorcycle before roaring off in grand style.

Yet Gu Yena's arrival in the Douluo I spacetime ultimately still stirred up some trouble. Ditian, for the sake of the overarching situation to come, summoned all 100,000-year soul beasts to the Lake of Life, and even Xiao Wu, who had transformed into human form, was called over.

The previous conversations on the arena stage, as well as chatting with the people from the Douluo III spacetime, were all sufficient proof that achieving godhood via the List of Gods was entirely possible.

Lord Bear was confirmed to have already achieved godhood in the future; it was just unknown what his status would be.

And now that they had soul beasts from two spacetimes, as long as they could walk a little closer to Xu Feng, to say nothing of overwhelming human deities, they just needed to guarantee their status wasn't too pathetic.

Yet Xiao Wu, upon hearing these plans, developed a completely different line of thought. Xiao Wu's original purpose in transforming into human form had been to avenge her mother.

Even though those days spent getting along with Tang San in the academy had nearly made her forget this objective, Tang San's fixation on her soul bone made her understand a truth.

A 100,000-year soul ring and soul bone were things no one could refuse, because they signified a soaring ascent to the heavens in a single bound.

Unless the other party was an existence destined to achieve godhood, because such an existence would simply look down on these things. Therefore, she was going to go find Xu Feng.

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