Douluo: Spirit Currency War, What the Heck is This?
Chapter 33

Havoc in Heaven (Part 1)

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Across the three Douluo Continents, whether gods reigning high above in the God Realm, soul masters cultivating bitterly among mortals, or Spirit Beasts within the Star Dou Great Forest—

At this very moment, all held their breath for the being about to appear on the Skyscreen, the terrifying existence capable of smashing straight through the entire Celestial Court.

The scene began with the Celestial Court dispatching One Hundred Thousand Heavenly Soldiers and Generals. Their golden armor glittered, their banners blotted out the sun, and their war drums thundered, churning the sea of clouds.

The Twenty-Eight Mansions each held a divine artifact as they formed ranks amid the clouds. Giant Spirit God wielded two enormous ornate battle axes, ready to fight at any moment, while the Four Heavenly Kings stood in the four directions, carrying swords, holding pipa, grasping parasols, and commanding dragons.

Some people from the Douluo II and Douluo III eras even saw their future godly selves. Yet such an all-star lineup, enough to crush any force, had been assembled merely to deal with a single monkey.

Soon, the Skyscreen revealed the true protagonist of this great battle: the figure sitting atop Flower Fruit Mountain with one leg crossed over the other.

He wore a Phoenix-Winged Purple-Gold Crown, Chain Mail Golden Armor, and Lotus-Silk Cloud-Walking Boots. In his hand, he held a Ruyi Jingu Bang. He was none other than Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong!

Everyone had thought this battle would at least be evenly matched, that the two sides would fight until heaven and earth darkened and the sun and moon lost their light. But what came next made their jaws drop.

Sun Wukong merely flicked his wrist, and the Ruyi Jingu Bang grew with the wind, expanding in an instant from the thickness of a bowl to a pillar that held up the heavens. He swung the Golden Cudgel in a sweeping strike—no flashy techniques, only pure brute force and towering battle intent.

The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals were crushed like paper, with over ten thousand annihilated in an instant. Giant Spirit God roared and charged forward, bringing both axes down.

Yet the Golden Cudgel merely twisted slightly, sending both axes flying. Giant Spirit God spat blood wildly. Before he could even endure two exchanges, a single blow struck his chest, sending him flying like a meteor. He smashed through several immortal mountains, his fate unknown.

The Twenty-Eight Mansions hurriedly formed a heavenly net, hoping to trap Sun Wukong. But Sun Wukong simply yawned, casually stirred the Golden Cudgel, and scattered the Twenty-Eight Mansions outright.

The Four Heavenly Kings suffered even more miserably. Jinguo Heavenly King's pipa strings snapped, Zengzhang Heavenly King's treasured sword chipped, Guangmu Heavenly King's dragon was whipped into two pieces with one strike, and Duowen Heavenly King's treasured parasol was torn to shreds. The four scrambled and crawled back into the clouds.

Douluo I Spacetime

"Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong truly lived up to his name..."

Chen Xin glanced at the sword in his hand. The Zengzhang Heavenly King on the Skyscreen was him. He had never expected his future self to become a god, much less to face such a powerful enemy after becoming one. The Seven Kill Sword that had accompanied him his entire life had been broken so effortlessly.

"Your sword at least had half of it left. My dragon was torn directly to pieces."

Gu Rong watched the bone dragon being dismantled into a miserable wreck on the Skyscreen, his heart aching. He did not know why his Martial Soul had become detached like Yu Xiaogang's, but it was still his Martial Soul—the existence he trusted most. Yet it had been beaten to pieces just like that.

"You two still have something left. How am I supposed to put my tower back together?"

Ning Fengzhi pointed at his future self about to enter the battle. Watching that obviously upgraded pagoda get blasted into fragments by Great Sage Equal to Heaven, his heart ached. He wondered whether it could even be pieced back together.

Douluo II Spacetime

"Damn! We're both Spirit Beasts. Did he really have to be so ruthless?!"

Scarlet King watched his future self get sent flying by a single strike, and his mood instantly soured. Why was he always treated like some stray dog by the roadside in the Star Dou Great Forest? Even after becoming a god, he was still treated like a stray dog. Had he become a god for nothing?

"One piece of good news and one piece of bad news. At least twenty-eight Spirit Beasts among us became gods, and with those two over there, that makes at least thirty. The bad news is that all our years of cultivation went straight into a dog's belly."

For the first time, King of Hundred Beasts felt that he had completely wasted all those years. Spirit Beasts and ferocious beasts like them, each with at least a hundred thousand years of cultivation, had battle records inferior to a junior—and not by a small margin, but by the difference between heaven and earth.

"What do you mean, cultivated into a dog's belly? When did I ever have that kind of ability?"

Scarlet King immediately protested. If he possessed that kind of ability, the Star Dou Great Forest would have long since been his to rule.

"Come to think of it, have any of you heard of a place called Flower Fruit Mountain?"

Bi Ji felt as though she had never even heard the name before. And a mountain actually had its own name? It seemed future humans had renamed some mountain.

After all, Spirit Beasts never named their homes. These classifications had originally been created by humans. Later, Spirit Beasts grew accustomed to them and adopted the distinctions, but even now, they still would not specifically single out a particular place.

Sun Moon Team Lounge

"Strange..."

Meng Hongchen felt that her state of mind was somewhat strange. Logically speaking, seeing someone who had caused Havoc in Heaven and attacked the Celestial Court should have made her feel frightened, or perhaps disgusted.

Yet when she saw him, for some reason, she actually felt a sense of pride. It was strange, like watching her own child achieve something.

Xu Feng in the comparison space felt the same way. Logically speaking, it was impossible for the Douluo Continent to produce a Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

The one on the Skyscreen definitely could not be the original. Yet ever since he appeared and began fighting the Celestial Court, Xu Feng had felt something strange—a sense of pride, and an urge to show him off.

Douluo III Spacetime

"Damn! Yue Zhengyu! You got knocked down in only five exchanges!"

Xie Xie had originally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that he was not among those people. It seemed his level was simply not enough to participate in a battle of this scale, which counted as good news. At least he would not have to fight this Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

Then he saw Yue Zhengyu, who had stepped forward to block the way, get knocked down in merely five exchanges. Wasn't that combat strength a little too insane?

"He's been stopped! It's Tang Wulin!"

The people around them suddenly cried out. Sun Wukong had charged all the way toward Lingxiao Hall, beating every immortal he encountered away like a stray dog. Not a single one could stop him.

That situation only changed when Tang Wulin appeared. Tang Wulin, now a god, gained another wave of admirers.

"When did Wulin get a dog? Forget it, that's not important. It's enough that he managed to stop him!"

Xie Xie looked at the slender black dog beside Tang Wulin, wondering when Tang Wulin had started raising it. They seemed rather close, but that was not important. What mattered was that they had truly stopped him. If he really fought his way through all the way, they would be humiliated beyond measure.

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